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In Your Dreams

In Your Dreams
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Izzie (wearing a totally hot slave girl outfit): Falk! Enough of this prancing about!

Izzie (leaning over Falk, and forcing him into a pile of red pillows on a BED! She's still half naked.): I've wanted you for a very, very long time, and I just can't sit back and ignore this anymore.
Falk: ... (of course he can't say anything, there's not enough blood to go around for him to THINK (er thank you).)

Izzie: I'm yours...
Falk: ...Izadora, you have no idea how much I've...

[sfx]: Poof!
Alarmclock: DIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIP etc...

Battle of Minds (MUSASHI FAITO!!)

Battle of Minds (MUSASHI FAITO!!)
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Gard: Ah, tea. The drink that built empires...

Zola: You're gay for drinking that...

(A huge ninja battle ensues outta NOWHERE! Everywhere there's slashes and jumps and angry faces! :o! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?)

-back to reality-
Gard: A draw... (nods)
Zola: M-hm!

Falk: Err... don't you guys ever argue?
Gard: Argue? We never argue.
Zola: We have EPIC BATTLES!

Falk (thinks): ...and I thought I had issues...
Gard: Your technique has improved greatly, Zola-sama!
Zola: As have your's, Gard-kun!

Bald

Bald
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(Gard and pops sit outside on some bench)
Gard: Hey dad, you need some sunscreen for your scalp? Man, I wish I brought my shades, cause the way the sun reflects off your head, damn! Are you col? Need a hat?
(scene fades, and it's suddenly -20 YEARS LATER!- Gard is now bald)
Gard: ...not one word, old man...

Airguitar

Airguitar
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[Falk plays some AWESOME guitar and jumps around]

[and he totally poses]

[and starts to tear of his shirt cause he has no sense of decency]

(sfx: SKRITSJ)

[Falk realises that he's now ripped his shirt off while listening to a demo cd at a store. There's a sign that says "LISTEN THEN BUY"]
Falk: ...

Sparrow eyed

Sparrow eyed
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[Falk has a totally scrumptuous looking sandwich thing and is all HAHAHAHA]

[He notices a small bird looking at him]

[Total begging FACE OFF, with the bird being all wet eyes]

Sparrow: C'mon dudes!! Feedin' time!

Gel

Gel
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[Falk has gel]

[Falk uses gel and looks like a tit]

[Falk's hair returns to normal]
Falk: Thank god! I'm immune!

Commitment Anxiety

Commitment Anxiety
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[Cupid's been shooting Falk, but Falk has dodged all his arrows]
Falk: WHADDYA MEAN? "COMMITMENT ANXIETY"?

Bad Hair Day

Bad Hair Day
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Falk: Sooo... What's with the hat? Got a bad hair day?
Izzie: Yeah..

[Falk tries to look innocent and fails at it while whistling]

[Falk steals Izzie's hat]
(sfx: GRAB!)

[Izzie's hair's that same as Falk's...]
Falk: ?

Cup of Coffee

Cup of Coffee
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Narrator: Tired?
Falk: Yeah...

Narrator: Coffee?
Falk: Thank you...
[cup of coffee all myseriously appear out of friggin nowhere!]
(sfx: ping!)

[Falk falls asleep with his cup]
Falk: ZZZZ
(sfx: tip)

[GROIN SPILLAGE]
Falk: I'M AWAKE!! I'M AWAKE!!
*ao ao ao ao ao*

Soda

Soda
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[Falk looks at bottle of soda, and think it will EXPLODE]

[Falk opens the bottle of soda while expecting the worst]

[nothing happens]
Falk: ?

[SODA BLAST IN HIS FACE!]