http://first-born-son.com The latest transcribed Wide Ruled Comics comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us logo50pix.png http://first-born-son.com Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:23:18 -0000 http://first-born-son.com/comics/01.php <a href="http://first-born-son.com/comics/01.php">Watching from the middle makes no sense</a><br />"; <br /> You have to play this violin to escape <br/> Actually I sort of like it here <br/> <br/> But your arms ran away <br/> So What!? I can't feel my toes! <br/> <br/> You can run away or toward it, but never stand still of it's all over <br/> No problem, I have to bounce to move and just to not fall down <br/> <br/> A word of advice. Never look them in the eyes. They get sort of panicky. <br/> I'm all packed and ready to go <br/> <br/> I can see your hands are full, I'll come back later <br/> Take your time. <br/> <br/> By the way, have you any idea where your hands went? I sorta need to borrow them for a little while. <br/> Uh, no. Actually I was kind of hoping you could tell me. http://wideruled.smackjeeves.com/comics/258835/climbin-rope/ <a href="http://wideruled.smackjeeves.com/comics/258835/climbin-rope/">Climbin&#39; Rope</a><br />"; <br /> I think we're almost to the top <br/> What if it never ends? http://wideruled.smackjeeves.com/comics/258833/up-the-swing-rope-alice/ <a href="http://wideruled.smackjeeves.com/comics/258833/up-the-swing-rope-alice/">Up the Swing rope, Alice!</a><br />"; <br /> How can I be swinging when there's no rope? <br/> What do you mean? <br/> <br/> It's illogical. A swing is supported by rope and a rope is tied to a tree. <br/> If it works, don't question it. <br/> <br/> What is up there? <br/> I don't know. http://wideruled.smackjeeves.com/comics/258831/laser-babies/ <a href="http://wideruled.smackjeeves.com/comics/258831/laser-babies/">Laser Babies!</a><br />"; <br /> I am a laser baby <br/> <br/> I am almost as real as a normal baby <br/> <br/> With my spirit, I turn a crank which alters the mirrows which changes the shape of my neurons and allows me to "think". http://wideruled.smackjeeves.com/comics/258829/historically-important-works/ <a href="http://wideruled.smackjeeves.com/comics/258829/historically-important-works/">Historically Important Works</a><br />"; <br /> Maybe I'm This <br/> <br/> This is what I am <br/> <br/> Tantric Acid <br/> <br/> This side of paradise <br/> <br/> Diamondized <br/> <br/> Mummy Adbul Jabar: Rockstar <br/> <br/> Campbell's chicken soup. 100% no crab additives <br/> <br/> Angry Bunny Happy Tooth http://wideruled.smackjeeves.com/comics/258826/adventure-bound/ <a href="http://wideruled.smackjeeves.com/comics/258826/adventure-bound/">Onward to Adventure</a><br />"; <br /> I guess we should go look for them <br/> Yeah, eventually. But for now, I need a map, a shoe, a walking stick, ten microwave hamburgers, drink powder mix, a hammock, a pillow, a no-handed toothbrush. <br/> <br/> Where are we? <br/> Some weird cave. <br/> <br/> Man that bird is weird! <br/> Is that made of stone? <br/> <br/> Is that yours? <br/> It's not mine! Too big. <br/> <br/> Are these things whispering? <br/> They're normal. <br/> <br/> We need to get to higher ground and organize a search <br/> My teeth are hardened steel. <br/> <br/> I love Quicksand. It's good for my pores. <br/> MMM-HMM :) (smiley face) <br/> <br/> 1 2 3 4 <br/> <br/> Hey look, It's my finger, I recognize my prints. <br/> What's a fingerprint?!?