Gods Playing Poker - latest additions

Holy crap!

Holy crap!
";
Quetzalcoatl: HOLY CRAP! I just remembered... I'M not Christian!

Quetzalcoatl: Deal me out, guys -- looks like I'm NOT giving up "giving up poker" for Lent after all. Heh heh.

Moses: Wait... if he IS giving up poker for Lent, wouldn't that mean...

Buddha: [[says nothing, laughing]]

Muhammad: Don't ask. JUST... don't ask.

Cthulhu: MADNESS!

Less talk, more cards

Less talk, more cards
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Moses: Thanks for sitting in, Ganesha.

Quetzalcoatl: Less talk, more cards.

Muhammad: [[says nothing]]

Ganesha: [[holding a hand with four aces]] Hey, this is the kind of obstacle I LIKE having to overcome. Read 'em and weep.

Ganesha: [[to Buddha]] Hey Siddharta, long time no see my desi brother. Want to grab a curry later on and catch up?

Buddha: Definitely! .... But after a few more hands.

Cthulhu: THE VINDALOO, IT BURNS...

How long 'til J’s back?

How long 'til J’s back?
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Quetzalcoatl: How long 'til J's back?

Moses: That depends on whether he's also observing Great Lent. It just began.

Quetzalcoatl: GREAT Lent? What, the FIRST one was just SO-SO Lent?

Muhammad: [[grumbling]] I don't care. Just tell us when it ends!

Moses: Well, for MOST Christians, it ends next Saturday... unless you're Roman Catholic. Then it ends late Thursday. And it looks like the Eastern Orthodox Lent won't end until... hmmm... LATE APRIL?

Buddha: Ah yes, Eastern Orthodox. They adhere to the Byzantine Calendar.

Cthulhu: IT SHOULD BE NON-EUCLIDEAN.

Shouldn’t you be wandering the desert?

Shouldn’t you be wandering the desert?
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Quetzalcoatl: Shouldn't you be out WANDERING the DESERT right about now, Jesus?

Moses: I liked it so much I wandered it for 40 years.

Muhammad: [[scowling, says nothing]]

Buddha: [[says nothing]]

Cthulhu: [[using his tentacles to spy on the other players]] I think I hear your FATHER calling.

Jesus: HELLO?! He's cheating... AGAIN! Didn't any of you NOTICE that?!

Do you mind?!

Do you mind?!
";
Quetzalcoatl: In or out, Jesus. Pick one and stay with it.

Jesus: [[Peering over Muhammad's shoulder]] You're RAISING? With a hand like that? Sure I believe in miracles, but not like this.

Muhammad: Do you mind? SOME of us are trying to play poker here.

Buddha: [[laughing]] Oh really? I'll raise too, then.

Moses: Me too. I raise.

Cthulhu: I RAZE DESTRUCTION! [[quieter]] and fold.

NOW do you believe me…?

NOW do you believe me…?
";
[[Sitting around watching coverage of the FLDS trials]]

Cthulhu: [[says nothing, wearing the Pope's hat and robes, and carrying his staff]]

Queztalcoatl: We GOTTA turn this off. He's going to burst a vein.

Muhammad: NOW do you believe that 24-hour cable news is EVIL?

Moses: Their tactics of covering the FLDS trial back-to-back with SPRING BREAK is... strangely compelling.

Moses: [[quieter]] I can't look away.

Jesus: [[yelling]] You people are BATSHIT INSANE! I NEVER said that. You're supposed to LOVE your children.

Jesus: [[still yelling]] LOVE! Not ABUSE and ABANDON them! *Gah*

Buddha: [[says nothing, listening to music and still holding his absconded Olympic torch]]

Who’s got tha spirit?

Who’s got tha spirit?
";
[[Jesus has returned from the Easter celebrations, looking more like he attended a big sports game or festival. He is wearing rosaries like they were Mardi Gras beads, and has a big "#1" foam hand.]]

Jesus: Woo! That was awesome! It got a little TENSE there at the end, but I came back STRONG three days later! Yeah! Who's got tha SPIRIT? We do!

Cthulhu: Hmph. So what. Big deal.

It’s the thought that counts

It’s the thought that counts
";
[[Jesus has returned from the Easter celebrations with a bunch of omiage for his friends, including little statues of the leaning tower of Pisa, crosses, and more.]]

Quetzalcoatl: Whoa, THANKS! I can't believe you got me an AUTOGRAPHED picture of the Virgin Mary.

Moses: What is this? A new list of sins from the Pope? Um... thanks... I think.

Muhammad: [[whispering to Moses]] I'll trade you for this crucifix.

Buddha: [[Moving his picture of the Virgin Mary to one side]] I'll just place this over here... for, ah, safe-keeping.

Jesus: Just a few gifts for my good friends. No need to thank me.

Cthulhu: AGREED.

Either way, I’m good

Either way, I’m good
";
TV Broadcaster: "--Authorities still baffled over the sudden disappearance of the Olympic tor-"

Cthulhu: [[says nothing]]

Moses: I don't know. This doesn't seem like a very EFFECTIVE way to make peace.

Muhammad: Bah, how would YOU know?

Quetzalcoatl: [[says nothing]]

Buddha: I'll give it back when I get Chinese Democracy.

Jesus: The government or the Guns 'N' Roses album?

Buddha: Either way, I'm good.

Did you hear?

Did you hear?
";
Quetzalcoatl: Did you hear? The Pope says St. Patrick's Day doesn't fall on the 17th this year! Is NOTHING sacred?

Moses: The 17th falls during their holy week this year, that's all.

Buddha: I don't think GREEN BEER is part of the liturgy.

Muhammad: Why do you even CARE, Quetz? Did St. Patrick BANISH you or something?

Cthulhu: [[looking drunkenly at his own tentacles]] Snakes! SNAKES!