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If you're tired and you know it, take a nap...

If you're tired and you know it, take a nap...

Sleeping under your desk will get you fired. ...unless you're really sneaky.

It's especially funny to me if they're younger than I am...

It's especially funny to me if they're younger than I am...

Narrator: It may not be the right thing to do, but it's fun to tell people they're old on their birthday.
Boy: Ha! Ha! Ha! You're old, Kortnee.

I can't help myself sometimes...

I can't help myself sometimes...

Narrator: How Moses would probably deal with a flooded bathroom.

Dynamite + Baby + House = 0

Dynamite + Baby + House = 0

Silence: The sound a small child makes when he's doing something he definitely isn't supposed to.
Mother: Robbie? What are you doing?
Child: Bah bah. Goo goo.

Monkey see, monkey doo-doo.

Monkey see, monkey doo-doo.

Narrator: If it takes an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare, how many would it take to draw a web comic?

Don't you already know what the title is?

Don't you already know what the title is?

Narrator: If everyone was omniscient, all conversations would go like this.

Left: I knew you were going to say that!
Right: I knew you were going to say that!
Left: I knew you were...
Right: I knew you were...
Left: But I knew you were going to say that!
Right: Well I knew you were going to say that!
Left: Blah, blah blah!
Right: That too!
Left: I know...