Lemonpoke - latest additionshttp://plutocrat.orgThe latest transcribed Lemonpoke comics, powered by OhNoRobot.comen-usTue, 08 May 2007 03:12:41 EST Baby Tyronehttp://plutocrat.org/?view=1012<a href="http://plutocrat.org/?view=1012">Baby Tyrone</a><BR /><BR />Oh man, DO OVER! Orkin manhttp://plutocrat.org/?view=1011<a href="http://plutocrat.org/?view=1011">Orkin man</a><BR /><BR />What? How is this not humane? Statler and Waldorfhttp://plutocrat.org/?view=1010<a href="http://plutocrat.org/?view=1010">Statler and Waldorf</a><BR /><BR />I just... I just love her so much, but then she turns right around and stabs me in the back. <BR />It's like she's a blade of darkness, cutting my soul. <BR />I wish it would cut his wrists, instead! <BR /> <BR />HO HO HO HO! HO HO HO HO! <BR />Fuck you, Statler and Waldorf. <BR />Yeah, dude, why did you even let those guys in? Hospital visithttp://plutocrat.org/?view=1009<a href="http://plutocrat.org/?view=1009">Hospital visit</a><BR /><BR />So what seems to be the trouble? <BR />Well, I've been having these headaches la-- <BR /> <BR />VAGINAL TONGS, STAT! Genetic experimenthttp://plutocrat.org/?view=1008<a href="http://plutocrat.org/?view=1008">Genetic experiment</a><BR /><BR />Gentlemen, our scientists have secretly recovered the DNA of Hannibal and Caesar and spliced them both together to create the greatest military genius the world has ever known. <BR />With him leading our armies, we will be unstoppable! <BR />BEHOLD, CAESARBAL! War veteranhttp://plutocrat.org/?view=1007<a href="http://plutocrat.org/?view=1007">War veteran</a><BR /><BR />And this is the pistol I took from a German officer that I killed. <BR />Grandpa, weren't you on the same side in that war? <BR /> <BR />Luigi, you put them-a guns away. Dinner is-a-ready. Snow sculptureshttp://plutocrat.org/?view=1006<a href="http://plutocrat.org/?view=1006">Snow sculptures</a><BR /><BR />Calvin, we have to go to class! <BR />Where does he find all this snow? 1uphttp://plutocrat.org/?view=1005<a href="http://plutocrat.org/?view=1005">1up</a><BR /><BR />No dialogue. Hammertimehttp://plutocrat.org/?view=1004<a href="http://plutocrat.org/?view=1004">Hammertime</a><BR /><BR />I suffer from superfluous legitimacy. Campinghttp://plutocrat.org/?view=1003<a href="http://plutocrat.org/?view=1003">Camping</a><BR /><BR />It's so cold. <BR />I know how to fix that. <BR />Oh... my... God... <BR />Two birds with one stone.