http://sumbadthoughts.comThe latest transcribed Sum Bad Thoughts comics, powered by OhNoRobot.comen-usSat, 04 Nov 2006 05:08:43 EST http://sumbadthoughts.com/?index=10<a href="http://sumbadthoughts.com/?index=10">Greeks Bearing Gifts</a><BR /><BR />Baby: BOON! <BR /> <BR />Baby: ? <BR /> <BR />Head: Pop <BR /> <BR />Zip: Zip <BR /> <BR />Baby: ! <BR /> <BR />Mum: Goochy Goochy Goo? <BR />Me: Ma Ma http://sumbadthoughts.com/?index=9<a href="http://sumbadthoughts.com/?index=9">Grass and Tree</a><BR /><BR />Tree: Hey Grass! <BR />Grass: ? <BR /> <BR />Tree: You're too short http://sumbadthoughts.com/?index=8<a href="http://sumbadthoughts.com/?index=8">Trick</a><BR /><BR />Auntie Sue: Oh, she's just adorable in that fairy outfit! <BR />Mummy: I know! And she's such a good girl. Peter and Freddy ate all their treats on the way home, and now they're bouncing off the walls upstairs... <BR /> <BR />FX: THUMP! <BR />Mummy: ...but samantha has saved all hers, AND she's going to eat the apple before any of the sweets. <BR />Auntie Sue: Well, that's very grown up, Samantha. <BR /> <BR />Samantha: Mummy, there's something sharp in this apple. <BR />Mummy: Be a good girl, and let mummy talk to auntie Sue. <BR /> <BR />Samantha: Okay <BR />Auntie Sue: I wish my Lucy could be a bit more like Sam. http://sumbadthoughts.com/?index=7<a href="http://sumbadthoughts.com/?index=7">Foetal Position</a><BR /><BR />Crowd: HaHaHa <BR /> <BR />Roy: ... So it turns out she was a woman after all! <BR />Filipe: HaHaHa! So, what about your ANAL virginity? <BR /> <BR />Roy: Ah. that was much earlier. I was in the womb with my twin... <BR /> <BR />Filipe: But you don't HAVE a twin! <BR />Roy: Listen to the story. <BR /> <BR />Roy: I was in the womb with my twin... <BR /> <BR />Foetal Roy: DUDE! WTF?! <BR />FX: SHUNT! <BR /> <BR />FX: BLAM! <BR /> <BR />FX: CHOMP! <BR /> <BR />Foetal Roy: BURP! <BR /> <BR />Roys mum: BURP! <BR /> <BR />Roy: ... So I ate him. <BR />Filipe: Wait, how do you remem... <BR />Roy: As for my NASAL virginity, now THAT'S a story... <BR /> <BR />Crowd: HaHaHa http://sumbadthoughts.com/?index=5<a href="http://sumbadthoughts.com/?index=5">A Good Man Is Hard To Find</a><BR /><BR />Me: Sigh. Doctors make me so wet. <BR /> <BR />Me: But i'ts so hard to get to meet them. <BR />Doctors: HaHaHa <BR /> <BR />Me: So I have this trick: I find a dead rat... <BR />Me: YES! <BR /> <BR />Me: And I put it in my fanny <BR /> <BR />Me: And let it rot <BR /> <BR />Me: Until I get toxic shock syndrome <BR /> <BR />Me: And have to go to casualty <BR /> <BR />Me: Where a hot doctor pulls it our with forceps <BR />Doctor: YES! <BR /> <BR />Me: And when the fever has gone down I ask him out <BR />Doctor: ! <BR /> <BR />Me: Works every time. http://sumbadthoughts.com/sum_bad_thoughts/6<a href="http://sumbadthoughts.com/sum_bad_thoughts/6">Boy and Frog</a><BR /><BR />Caption: There was a boy who lived in a frog. <BR /> <BR />Caption: They had a lovely time. <BR />Boy: Weeeee! <BR />fx: Hop! <BR /> <BR />Caption: When he grew up he wanted to bring a girl home ... For Sex! <BR /> <BR />Caption: And he asked the frog to pretend to be a house, shaped like a frog. <BR /> <BR />Caption: Because he was ashamed. <BR /> <BR />Caption: So the frog ate them both. <BR />Frog: Yum! http://sumbadthoughts.com/sum_bad_thoughts/4<a href="http://sumbadthoughts.com/sum_bad_thoughts/4">Doc Spock</a><BR /><BR />Baby: Waaaaaaaaa! <BR /> <BR />Baby: Waaaaaaa! <BR /> <BR />Baby: Waaaaaaaa! <BR /> <BR />Book Title: Dr Spock. Childcare Manual <BR /> <BR />Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! <BR /> <BR />Book: Whumph! http://sumbadthoughts.com/sum_bad_thoughts/3<a href="http://sumbadthoughts.com/sum_bad_thoughts/3">Corpsing</a><BR /><BR />Me: My friend and I play this game at work. We tell each other jokes over the email, and try and make each other laugh. <BR /> <BR />Me: Everything is funnier when you are at work in a silent office and you're not allowed to laugh. It's a funny game <BR />Friend: Snort <BR /> <BR />Me: One day my friends boss was in the office with him, and I sent him an extra funny joke. He had been warned before about laughing at work, and he was scared that he might get in trouble, or even lose his job. <BR />Calendar: 16 June <BR /> <BR />Me: But try as he might, he couldn't control the laughter. He could see only one course of action open to him. <BR /> <BR />Gun: BANG <BR /> <BR />Me: So now work is really boring, cos there's no one to make me laugh. http://sumbadthoughts.com/sum_bad_thoughts/2<a href="http://sumbadthoughts.com/sum_bad_thoughts/2">9 To 5</a><BR /><BR />Text: I can't bear it. The aching inevitability of the alarm. The grinding monotony of the commute. And the relentless tedium of the working day, watching the hand creep painfully round that clock. Sigh. <BR /> <BR />Alarm: Beep Beep <BR />Me: Sigh. Time to go to work again. <BR /> <BR />Sign: BABY KILLING FACTORY. Please wear ear protection at all times. <BR />Baby: WAAAA! http://sumbadthoughts.com/sum_bad_thoughts/1<a href="http://sumbadthoughts.com/sum_bad_thoughts/1">Property is theft</a><BR /><BR />Text: The other day I had an amazing idea for a comic <BR />Me: O Mi G! <BR /> <BR />Text: And my friend stole the idea and drew it before I could <BR />Friend: HaHa! I am totally gonna get chicks. <BR />Imaginary friend: WOOT <BR /> <BR />Text: But I didn't mind <BR />Me: It's okay. I don't mind. <BR /> <BR />Text: And I didn't want to grind glass into his eyeballs <BR />Friend: Please Stop! <BR />Me: It's okay. I don't want to do this <BR /> <BR />Text: Because I don't believe in intellectual property and stuff <BR />Screen: Limewire. Peer to peer. <BR /> <BR />Text: Plus, I totally stole the idea for this comic from him. <BR />Me: Woot