http://heroesaremade.comThe latest transcribed Heroes Are Made comics, powered by OhNoRobot.comen-ushttp://heroesaremade.com/banner.gifhttp://heroesaremade.comSat, 08 July 2006 23:14:46 EST http://heroesaremade.com/advice3.htm<a href="http://heroesaremade.com/advice3.htm">Advice: Life</a><BR /><BR />Adam: There is more to life than just women and alcohol. But there is nothing more important. http://heroesaremade.com/clonewar1.htm<a href="http://heroesaremade.com/clonewar1.htm">Clone War (part 1)</a><BR /><BR />[[Adam and Shawn Playing billards]] <BR />Adam: Yea, last night was great... i'll see you then <BR /> <BR />Adam: Weren't we trying to steal the popemobile last night? <BR /> <BR />Shawn: That thing cruises like none other! <BR /> <BR />[[large black and white beer can]] <BR /> <BR />[[shawn pointing to beer can]] <BR />Adam: is that a new can, i've never seen it look like that... <BR /> <BR />[adam and shawn staring at the black and white can dumbfounded]] <BR /> <BR />Adam and Shawn: AWW SNAP! <BR /> <BR />Adam: Didn't i kill him? <BR /> <BR />Shawn: you just got played by your clone! sucker! http://heroesaremade.com/swear.htm<a href="http://heroesaremade.com/swear.htm">Fucking Judas</a><BR /><BR />[[throughout the entire comic kevin and pete are doing random stupid things in the background, sometimes invloving cheetos, or generaic cheese puffs.]] <BR />Adam: then the fucking french-man headbutted the italian right in the god damn chest! <BR /> <BR />Shawn: Holy shit, did he knock the fucker out? <BR /> <BR />Captain Obvious: You two swear a lot! <BR />adam: who the fuck are you? <BR /> <BR />Shawn: what's the worst thing that you called anyone? <BR /> <BR /> <BR />Adam: i was at a resturant, i asked for light ranch, and the dude brought me regular, i called him a fucking judas! <BR />pete: what the fuck does that mean? <BR /> <BR />Adam: Fuck off! i went to catholic school! <BR /> <BR />Shawn: What do you guys think? <BR />Kevin: has anyone seen my pubes? <BR />Pete: i luff shenaric sheesh fluffs! {{i love genaric cheese puffs}} http://heroesaremade.com/advice2.htm<a href="http://heroesaremade.com/advice2.htm">Advice: Babies</a><BR /><BR />Adam: Most people think that babies are cute, but infact they are quite dangerous. when threatened, a newborn's scream can kill small to medium sized predators, and their spit is poisonous, seriously, don't mess with babies. http://heroesaremade.com/advice1.htm<a href="http://heroesaremade.com/advice1.htm">Advice: Scissors</a><BR /><BR />Adam: when trying to get scissors somewhere fast, throwing them can be just as bad as running with them. http://heroesaremade.com/lastbeer.htm<a href="http://heroesaremade.com/lastbeer.htm">Last Beer (guest comic by Captain Obvious)</a><BR /><BR />[[all drawn in crayon]] <BR />Shawn: Adam, i just drank your last beer. yummy-yum! <BR /> <BR />Adam: !! <BR /> <BR />Adam: Hooray! i just invented something new! <BR />Shaw: oh! What does it do? <BR /> <BR />[[adam shooting gun, with ZAP! coming out of it]] <BR /> <BR />[[LARGE KABOOM!]] <BR /> <BR />Adam: never drink my last beer again, bitch! http://heroesaremade.com/clone.htm<a href="http://heroesaremade.com/clone.htm">Clone</a><BR /><BR />[[pete enters pulling a bottle of beer out of a sling]] <BR />Pete: What are two crazy scientologist ass-snipers been inventing lately? <BR /> <BR />[[shawn pointing to a black and white copy of adam]] <BR />Shawn: i call it a carbon clone, it works much like carbon paper. <BR /> <BR />Adam: we made it so it would go get beer for us, and to talk to our girlfriends after sex, so we can go to sleep <BR /> <BR />pete: aww man! can you make one so it can go to work for me? <BR /> <BR />Adam: we should make an entire army of these, and take over canada! <BR />Shawn: you know, that wouldn't work, there isn't enough beer in the world to fuel them all. <BR /> <BR />[[pete pulls some ranch dressing from his sling]] <BR />Pete: is he supposed to be this stupid? <BR /> <BR />[[adam zaps clone with some sort of gun]] <BR />Shawn: damn! i thought i had it right this time! <BR /> <BR />Adam: what happened to your arm? did you fall off the toilet masturbating? http://heroesaremade.com/frustrated.htm<a href="http://heroesaremade.com/frustrated.htm">frustrated</a><BR /><BR />Shawn: i was realy planning to post a new comic today, but i wound up getting rather frustrated with photoshop and a few other various environmental distractions. So, instead you get this poor ass excuse for a comic, at least until the real one is finished later this week. <BR /> <BR />[[shawn looking at computer]] <BR />Shawn: what the fuct is this thing doing?! <BR /> <BR />[[shawn getting angry]] <BR />shawn: {{in red text}} RARARA! SHAWN SMASH! <BR /> <BR />shawn: And that is why there is no comic as of yet. Yes, I know, i suck at life. http://heroesaremade.com/soxwin.htm<a href="http://heroesaremade.com/soxwin.htm">Sox Win</a><BR /><BR />[[adam brings shawn a beer]] <BR />Adam: Hey did you see the sox game? <BR />shawn: hey beer! <BR /> <BR />Adam: change the channel, i want to get the score. <BR /> <BR />Adam: YES! Sox win by 1! Thome jacks another homer, and jenks gets another save! <BR />Shawn: yea! that jenks sure is a good goalie. <BR /> <BR />[[adam hitting shawn with a dreamcast]] <BR />Shawn: Mwahahaha! <BR />Adam: nobody makes fun of the sox! <BR /> <BR />Adam: HEHE! cubs lost! http://heroesaremade.com/Petes_Idea.htm<a href="http://heroesaremade.com/Petes_Idea.htm">Pete's Idea</a><BR /><BR />shawn: Adam, I've been having problems with the time machine's flux capictor. <BR /> <BR />Adam: you might want to adjust the phazon distortion by 0.042368, your phase 3 distributor is off by point three <BR /> <BR />Pete: you guys should go 'flux-phase' each other! <BR /> <BR />Shawn: you don't even know what we're talking about. <BR /> <BR />Pete: maybe you should invent a 'bring me up to speed gun' <BR /> <BR />Adam: HAHAHA! that's the dumbest idea i've ever heard! <BR /> <BR />[[in whispered tones]] <BR />Shawn: we should write that down. <BR />Adam: Kill him later?