http://dogandpony.comicgen.comThe latest transcribed Dog & Pony comics, powered by OhNoRobot.comen-usFri, 27 Apr 2007 02:31:40 EST http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070217.html<a href="http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070217.html">Dog and Pony, by Caitlin Woods</a><BR /><BR />Ulf: I worry about that one. <BR />Grimti: I wouldn't. <BR /> <BR />Grimti: You know his type. <BR />Grimti: Full of grand ideas with no place here. <BR />Grimti: He'll be gone within the month. <BR /> <BR />Ulf: You'd have said the same of myself and the mageling. <BR />Grimti: And I WISH I'd been right. <BR /> <BR />Grimti: Go home, Ulf. <BR />Grimti: You're obviously too sentimental to be drinking. http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070211.html<a href="http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070211.html">Dog and Pony, by Caitlin Woods</a><BR /><BR />Ulf: Are you MAD, boy? <BR />Ulf: You don't understand what you're dealing with. <BR /> <BR />Brighton: But enchantments are easy! <BR />Brighton: Half the boys at school could– <BR />Ulf: No! What of BYZANT? <BR /> <BR />Ulf: Water is his trade, and he guards it jealously. <BR />Ulf: One or two barrels are overlooked, but– <BR />Ulf: –If you venture THIS– <BR /> <BR />Brighton: Say, do you think he'll offer me a job? <BR />Brighton: Things may be turning out after all! http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070210.html<a href="http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070210.html">Dog and Pony, by Caitlin Woods</a><BR /><BR />Brighton: ULF! Guess what! <BR />Ulf [[thinks]]: oh, dear god. <BR /> <BR />Brighton: Grimti's gonna let me EXPERIMENT on the rats in the bar's pantry! <BR />Brighton: She'll even PAY me if I get rid of them! <BR /> <BR />Ulf: ...And WHY do you want to play with rats? <BR />Ulf: So they'll bear water for me. <BR /> <BR />Brighton: ...Are you all right, Ulf? <BR />Brighton: You look like you're choking. http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070204.html<a href="http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070204.html">Dog and Pony, by Caitlin Woods</a><BR /><BR />[[Brighton storms into Grimti's bar.]] <BR /> <BR />Brighton: Get me whatever's cheap. <BR />Grimti: Dangerous request. <BR />Brighton: Just do it. <BR /> <BR />Brighton: I don't GET this town. I just don't. <BR />Brighton: I stood out there all day and I got NOTHING. <BR />Brighton: The handful of grain should have brought SOMEthing... <BR /> <BR />Brighton: For God's sake--- <BR />Brighton: Do you even HAVE rats in bastion?! <BR />Grimti: ... http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070203.html<a href="http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070203.html">Dog and Pony, by Caitlin Woods</a><BR /><BR />[[Li is working at a pot under Athene's watchful eyes.]] <BR />Li: Are you SURE that this is how it works? <BR />Athene: Ribbit. <BR /> <BR />Li: Karo! <BR />Li: Athene said you'd be back, so-- <BR />Karo: I guess she was right. <BR /> <BR />Li: Hold on... <BR />Li: Something is strange. <BR /> <BR />Li: The smile. <BR />Li: You've never smiled like that. <BR />Karo: Maybe I'm just happy for once. http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070128.html<a href="http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070128.html">Dog and Pony, by Caitlin Woods</a><BR /><BR />Karo: This IS just talking, right? <BR />Christine: Why? <BR /> <BR />Karo: CHRISTINE... <BR />Christine: Fine. <BR />Christine: There's no such thing as a free lunch, Karo. <BR /> <BR />Christine: Through this favor, I hope to gain YOUR favor. By being a sole kind voice, I hope to endear you to me, and thus gain your patronage...and, subsequently, your money. <BR /> <BR />Christine: But right now? <BR />Christine: Sure. Just talking. http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070127.html<a href="http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070127.html">Dog and Pony, by Caitlin Woods</a><BR /><BR />Karo: LISTEN-- <BR />Christine: Karo, I understand. <BR /> <BR />Christine: Bastion is a hard place to make friends if you haven't been in the right circles since birth. <BR />Christine: I've BEEN there. <BR />Christine: But we all need friends. <BR /> <BR />Christine: So come to my office and talk to me. <BR /> <BR />Christine: ...All right. NO CHARGE. <BR />Karo: When you put it like that... http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070121.html<a href="http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070121.html">Dog and Pony, by Caitlin Woods</a><BR /><BR />[[Christine eyes Karo across a crowded square.]] <BR /> <BR />Christine: Your frog is gone. <BR />Karo: Go AWAY, Christine. <BR /> <BR />Christine: You look like you need to talk. <BR />Karo: Not with you. <BR /> <BR />Christine: Oh, so...who? The frog? <BR />Christine: Or can someone else stand your company, now? http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070120.html<a href="http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070120.html">Dog and Pony, by Caitlin Woods</a><BR /><BR />[[Li eyes Athene from around the bowl she is drinking.]] <BR />Athene: Crk! <BR /> <BR />Li: ...Is this your bowl? <BR />[[Athene nods.]] <BR /> <BR />Li: I'm sorry. <BR />Li: I...did not think. <BR /> <BR />Li: Show me where karo keeps his water. <BR />Li: I'll refill it for you. <BR />Athene: ??? http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070114.html<a href="http://dogandpony.comicgen.com/d/20070114.html">Dog and Pony, by Caitlin Woods</a><BR /><BR />[[Li wakes up.]] <BR />Li: Blegh... <BR /> <BR />[[Athene watches disapprovingly from her bowl]] <BR />Li: Megh crana... <BR />Li: Kara cu D'Jenha. <BR /> <BR />&lt;&lt;Shuffle creak! shuffle step shuffle&gt;&gt; <BR />Athene: !!! <BR /> <BR />[[Athene abandons her bowl as Li drinks.]] <BR />Athene: &lt;&lt;Poing!&gt;&gt;