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REVERSE Psychology? Never Heard of it!

REVERSE Psychology? Never Heard of it!

[[a & b, standing around]]
a: Come on!
b: No!

a: Please?
b: NO!

a: Pretty please with sugar on top?
b: There is absolutely no way I am lighting you on fire! Quit begging!

[[a alone]]
a: Damn, who knew that would work!

Raccoon Toughs del Lado Incorrecto de las Pistas

Raccoon Toughs del Lado Incorrecto de las Pistas

[[a and b standing around. a is standing around by being behind the wheel of a car with a big dent in it]]
b: Hey, I can fix that dent for you. You should come by, I'll give you an estimate.
a: Uh, no thanks.

[[b winks]]
b: Come on, I'll give you a really good price.
a: Well... okay!

[[a is standing around, surrounded by three raccoons. the raccoons obviously work out, and are clearly toughs from the wrong side of the tracks. they have formed fists with their paws! a looks worried. b is standing around off to the side, looking on with a grin.]]

[[a has been beaten up. his wounds are consistent with the damage done by three raccoons, not just one! a is holding his empty wallet in his hand (make sure it is somehow shown to be empty!) b is standing around, counting money, looking very pleased with himself]]

Based Loosely on a True Story

Based Loosely on a True Story

[[a and b standing around]]
a: I got a new pet!
b: Really? After last time?
a: It's a raccoon!

b: So you didn't so much 'get a pet' as you did 'trap some wildlife'.
a: We'll be best friends forever!

[[a raccoon has attached itself to a's head. with its claws!]]

[[ditto, only more blood and tore-up-edness on a's head and torso and such now]]
b: Wow, you were right. You guys totally are best friends forever!

Look at the Pretty Kitty

Look at the Pretty Kitty

[[A gigantic tarantula and B, standing around. B is looking at the tarantula]]

[[A and the Tarantula and B]]
A: Ah, I see you've met my new pet kitten.
B: Have I?

A: You have.
A: And by that I mean you will.
A: Sic 'im, Pretty Kitty!
<<fwoosh>>
[[The tarantula lights on fire somehow]]

[[The tarantula has B pinned to the floor and is holding his severed head high in victory]]

Spaghetti Dinner

Spaghetti Dinner

[[A & B, standing around. A has some kind of pink loopy tubular organic-like thing piled on his head. It drapes down past his ears on either side.]]
b: Wait, is that spaghetti on your head?
a: Nope, intestines!

[[beat. B looks confused]]

[[beat]]

[[A looks angry.]]
a: What, like you've never killed a dog for headwear?

Brain Food

Brain Food

[[A guy stands alone. There's a conspicuous bulge in his crotch area.]]

[[A girl joins him.]]
Girl: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[[ditto]]
Guy: I hate you!

[[The guy is standing alone, eating a banana. The bulge in his crotch is gone.]]

Mayor Mike Haggar Day #2

Mayor Mike Haggar Day #2

[[A Final Fight scene, by a run-down gas station with a busted purple car in the background and a large green tractor-trailer on the right. Bad Cop Dave is on the right. Mayor Mike Haggar is standing next to Lucia, who is lying on the ground.]]
MMH: Bad Cop Dave! What a surprise! Lucia and I weren't... uhh...
BCD: About to have sex on the ground in front of the old gas station?
MMH: Yeah, that's what we weren't doing!
Lucia: Come finish what you started, Honey!

[[BCD is hitting MMH with his nightstick]]
BCD: Nice try, Haggar, but I think I'LL be the one having sex around here!
MMH: ARGH!
Lucia: Hey! You're gonna have to answer to me for this coitus interruptus, Dave!

[[MMH is on the ground. Lucia is kicking BCD in the back]]
Lucia: Roundhouse kick to the scapula!
<<CRACK>>
BCD: My back! ...It feels so much better! You fixed my alignment! I was wrong to interrupt your public sex with Mayor Haggar, I'm sorry. Please, continue, with my blessing.

[[Later that day... Same location. BCD is gone. MMH is sitting on the ground. Lucia is standing in front of him, holding Dirk against her crotch from behind, so that Dirk's crotch is facing Haggar's face.]]
Lucia: Nnnf! Yeah, Dirk! Do you like it like that?
MMH: Aim for my face, but DON'T get any on my suspender. I swear, I'll kick your ass if you do!
Dirk: Eh, it's a living...

Alien Cowboy Barn Dance!

Alien Cowboy Barn Dance!

[[Two alien cowboys with 4 legs and their eyes on stalks are riding cows]]

[[ditto, but they're cheering]]
Alien 1: Yee-haw!
Alien 2: Wooo-ee!

[[The aliens have made it to the front of a big red barn! A sign outside says "Alien Cowboy Barn Dance!"]]

[[Master Shake (from Aqua Teen Hunger Force) has burst out of the barn door]]
Master Shake: Dancing is forbidden!

Mayor Mike Haggar Day #1

Mayor Mike Haggar Day #1

[[Inside of a subway car from the game Final Fight. There are two bad guys lounging on a seat with two large chunks of meat (from the game) on the seat next to them. Mayor Mike Haggar is standing.]]
Bad guy 1: So, hot gay sex at my place?
Bad guy 2: Oh, you know it, sugar!
Mayor Mike Haggar: Meat! I can finally build a phonebooth to call Seanbaby Head!

That Level Was Too Damn Long

That Level Was Too Damn Long

[[a and b standing around]]

[[a points off screen]]
a: Hey, let's go jump in that pit!
b: Eh, what the hell.

[[a and b plummeting down the pit]]
a: Pretty awesome, eh?
b: Meh.

[[a and b splat on the ground]]