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Case: #000001-0017

Case: #000001-0017

*WHACK*
*SPLATCH*

*KRACK*
*SPUURT*
Kernal: Woah, Aegis! Man!

Kernal: HEY! Pretty sure he's dead!
*pat*

Aegis:Ow! Ow! OW! Ow!
Kernal: Damn but the R&D boys are gonna be pissed at you! There's not much left - Oh wait! Is that a BioTechnic proximity sensor? NNno just his pancreas squished through his liver. Yup, they're really gonna hate you!

Carrier Has Arrived - Lars Gronholt :: Job's Done! - Matthew Kernick :: Why Do You Keep Touching Me?!? - Callem Pittard

Case: #000001-0016

Case: #000001-0016

[Lost in pain-drenched madness, Aegis charges the remaining TRS Lawyer.]
Aegis: GRRRRR

Aegis:...GRRRRR

*TCHRIB*
*TCHRIB*
*TCHRIB*
Trs Lawyer: crap

*WOK*

NEARLY EVERYTHING - Lars Gronholt :: Database fun - Matthew Kernick :: Lineart - Callem Pittard

Case: #000001-0015

Case: #000001-0015

*WOOOOOGA*

*SPLORK*

[Venting his anger upon Chips, Aegis is rewarded for his troubles by a shot in the back from the remaining TRS Lawyer.]
Aegis: AARRRRR
Chips: AAIIEEE
*boot*
*FZZT*

[Aggravated beyond reason...]

[...Aegis takes his own severed arm.]

Thermite Plasma - Lars Gronholt :: The Red Wire - Matthew Kernick :: Anti-toxin - Callem Pittard

Case: #000001-0014

Case: #000001-0014

*WOOOOOOGA*

*SLICE*

Aegis: GRAAAFUCK
Chips: Err.. oops!

Master of Puppies - Lars Gronholt :: Lord of Kitties - Matthew Kernick :: Warden of Hamsters - Callem Pittard

Case: #000001-0013

Case: #000001-0013

*KTOW*

*FZZT*

*KTOW*

*SQUELCH*

**TRIP**

Chips: Whoops! *slip*
*swish* *swish*

Lord of the Headache - Lars Gronholt :: GTA Playah - Matthew Kernick :: Hoarder of Poccy - Callem Pittard

Case: #000001-0012

Case: #000001-0012

[Responding to the sub-vocalised commands from Aegis and Kernal...]

[...tiny vents on their armour ratchet open unleashing swarms of Nano-aides, microscopic construction robots, which surge down their legs.]

[Upon reaching the ground, the Nano-aides immediately begin converting atoms from the surrounding terrain into molecular chains usable in the summon-requested items.]

[Finally (tens of milliseconds later) the items are complete. The two lawyers stand in fresh craters with their new equipment.]

Too sick to be original - Lars Gronholt :: 3D... one day - Matthew Kernick :: Character Art - Callem Pittard

The Da Cash-in Code

The Da Cash-in Code

Aegis: Hi, I'm Aegis from Legal Warfare. Trawling through our archives today, I discovered that roughly 340 years ago today, the first major entertainment industry Cash-in occured. Iam talking, of course about the hype surrounding the book: The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown. It seems that at the time, everyone from reference book authors to travel shows got a slice of the pie. So we thought we would revisit it with our own book: The Da Cash-in Code. In this book we trace Robert's path through the actual loocations from the original novel, with a step-by-step recounting of how each was systematically taken apart stone-by-stone by treasure hunters seeking the Grail after the movie's release in May of 2006. Truly a worthwhile read. And don't forget the source book The Holy Blood & the Holy Grail, because it's authors are somehow still alive and suing - er - kicking.

Busy as! - Lars Gronholt :: server Godz0r - Matthew Kernick :: monkey lovah - Callem Pittard

Visitations: Angry Zen Master

Visitations: Angry Zen Master

[[Legal Warfare meets Angry Zen Master]]
[[Kernal, RedHurt, Chips, and Aegis standing at the front door of Jami's place. Jami and Mat at the door]]
Chips: HI! We just moved in next door. Thought we should introduce ourselves...
Jami: Uh.. Hi?!?

[[RedHurt goes crawling off across the carpet, sniffing the air]]
Aegis: I'm Aegis, this here is Kernal, Chips, and over there is RedHurt.
Jami: Jami, and this is Mat.

[[RedHurt is startled to find Cthulhu lurking in a corner]]
Aegis: Hey cool! Is that an Elder God you've got in the corner there?
Jami: Yeah, Cthulhu. I thought it said Cthugha on the Corn Flakes box though. I really wanted Cthugha... BIG savings on heating bills with him. Him being a living ball of fire and all.

<<SPLISH>>
[[RedHurt is stabbed by Cthulhu's aura]]
Jami: Plus Cthugha doesn't do that to guests.

[[Spreading pool of blood on the floor]]
<<MUNCH>><<CHOMP>><<LAP>><LAP>><<LAP>><<LAP>>
Kernal: Well, at least he cleans up after himself.

We Want Money! Give us it!

We Want Money! Give us it!

[Aegis reading newspaper - paper headline reads: Penny Arcade Gets Kremed]
Aegis: Wow! Go PA!

[Aegis, thinking]
Aegis: Hmmm...

Aegis: Local Savings Bank is like... teaming the Federal Mint up with someone's arsehole to put shit in money! Yeaup... just have to sit back and watch the money roll in now.

Case: #000001-0011

Case: #000001-0011

Aegis: REDHURT! WAIT!
RedHurt: RAAAAAAAAAA I am a leaf on the wind!

<<BOOM>>
RedHurt: Leaf... Wind...

Aegis: Right then, Lets just kill 'em! <summon: blitz shield>

Kernal: <summon: arbiter rifle>

Chips: And I'll for the head!
<<SWISH>>

Story, BG Art, Photoshopage - Lars Gronholt :: 3D... one day - Matthew Kernick :: Character Art - Callem Pittard
10-02-2006