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Mung: Huh... bears aren't that tough.

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Inct: Uh?...

Mung: Yaaaaahhh!!!

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Inct: So Mung, bears really freak you out, huh?

Mung: Yeah, ever since the honey thong incident I've never been the same.
Inct: Grrrr...

Mung: Oh crap! A BEAR!!!
Inct: Grrrr...

Inct: Grr...

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[[Meanwhile, back on the ship...]]
Inct: Hey Mung, I noticed you skipped the 'Ursus Dung Design' science lecture the other day.
Mung: Are you kidding? That's all a sick joke.

Inct: What do you mean?
Mung: Well, it's a theory with absolutely no scientific basis or explainability about how our species was conceived from a piece of bear turd. It's a belief system, and last time I checked, a point of view is not a science.

Mung: That, and uh...bears really freak me out.
Inct: Huh. I guess so... So, you attending the 'Geography of the Flat World' lecture tomorrow?
Mung: Of course, y'know, I swear I saw the edge just yesterday.

Tan Lines

Tan Lines

Lord Scow: So, I'm invisible, huh?

Lord Scow: Do you think this is something that would ruin my chances in the 'tan-line' contest?
Inct: That is certainly something to consider.

Grinning Stupidly

Grinning Stupidly

Lord Scow: So I was...
Inct: Huh?!? What?!? Who's there? Lord Scow?

Inct: Oh, uh, sorry sir. Those magical underpants must have finally kicked in and made you invisible, I couldn't even see you standing there grinning stupidly.
Lord Scow: Oh, really...

Some Things Are Better Left Dormant

Some Things Are Better Left Dormant

Mung: I'm going to need your help in discovering the powers that lay dormant in my underpants.

Mung: Where are you... Oh c'mon!

Sweet Mama-Jama

Sweet Mama-Jama

Inct: I heard Lord Scow was offering full health care coverage to the first shift to spot land.
Mung: Yeah, right. And you care why?

Inct: Are you kidding? Full health coverage, do you know what you can accomplish with that?
Mung: Uh, not really. But what about that island over there.

Inct: Sweet Mama-Jama. Goodbye crotch rot.
Mung: Y'know, why don't you just hold on to that pair of swim trunks you borrowed last week.

Magic Flying Bunnies

Magic Flying Bunnies

Bunny: Clovers...
Bunny: Lettuce...
Bunny: Sprouts...

Bunny: Turnips...
Bunny: An unexpected bowel movement while basking in the warm sun...

<<Thump>><<Thump>><<Thump>>

Inct: Mung, don't you think you should practice your magic tricks on the lower deck?
Mung: Don't you think you should shut up and hand me another bunny.

Scare Tactics

Scare Tactics

Peco: So, you don't seem to mind my new scarecrow.
Crow: Yeah, he's alrght. I guess I have alot scarier things on my mind right now.

Peco: Oh, you mean like whether that Neil Diamond you borrowed installed a bunch of malicious programs on your computer?
Crow: Well, uh, I was thinking more about a strain of avian flu wiping out life as we know it on the planet. But yeah, that's scary too.