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Anomaly - This Comic Tastes Like Shit

Anomaly - This Comic Tastes Like Shit
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Who was the first person to say, "this tastes like shit"?

I mean, you'd have to have eaten shit before to know if something tastes like it. Am I right?

For the last time lady, will that large pizza be dine-in or delivery?

Anomaly - Hunting with Mom

Anomaly - Hunting with Mom
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Tom! I just shot your mom in the face!
What? Is this another one of your cracks about having sex with my mom?

No, Tom! This is serious! We go hunting together on the weekends sometimes.
What the hell are you talking about?

You see, we were hunting for MILFS, so you can understand how I got confused.
DAMNIT, JERRY!
Don't worry, Tom. After she died, I had her stuffed...
FULL OF WEINER!

Anomaly - Crisco (c)

Anomaly - Crisco (c)
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This just in!

Seismotologists in Africa have discovered a rare breed of pig beneath the earth's crust that have fins and webbed arms that enable them to glide.

Also, they seem to be carrying a disease that causes humans to give birth to similarly flying chimps out of their buttox.

Well, Kip, pigs are flying and monkeys are flying out of people's asses. You know what that means.
Sigh. You get naked, I'll get the Crisco.

Anomaly - New Crayola Crayons

Anomaly - New Crayola Crayons
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Okay, gentlemen. We're here to discuss the new crayon color names, and I-
Period Blood Red!
Trailer Park White!

Err... Just let me finish, guys, we-
Jew Gold!
Stupid African American!

What?

Anomaly - Barber Origins

Anomaly - Barber Origins
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...and then I says, "I'm leaving you, Jannice! You AND your gaping sexual organs!"

What, that's it?
Yes.

I thought you said that was a story about how you became a barber?

Hmm...
I must have left out the part about me murdering the owner of this shop and taking his place.

Anomaly - Not Home

Anomaly - Not Home
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Oh, Heavenly Father, do you really answer all prayers?
Life can seem so lonely down here when it feels like no one is listening.

We're sorry. The number you have dialed is not available. Please hang up and try again.

What an ass-hat.

Anomaly - Burglary

Anomaly - Burglary
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911 emergency.
Help, mother fucker! Help!

Sir, I'm gonna need you to calm down. What seems to be the problem?
Someone tried to break into my home and ran off.

Did you shoot at him? Why did he run?
I got so scared, I shit in HIS pants.

Anomaly - A Day of Revelations

Anomaly - A Day of Revelations
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Kip, I've been thinking about getting out of show business.
After all this work?
Why?

Well, its lots of things. The constant laughter, the lack of free time, and this whole hand-up-my-ass business.

Sorry, Buppo. You know I can't do anything about that. It kind of comes with the job.

You DO know that I'm not actually a dummy, right? I'm just a little person.
Oh my god... all these years...

Anomaly - Genital Magnet

Anomaly - Genital Magnet
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[[1944. 16-year-old Jimmy Highler's basement...]]
As soon as I finish making this pussy magnet, I'll be rich!
RICH WITH PUSSY, THAT IS!

Now let's see... Was it the red wire or the blue wire?

Hey!
What's that strange pulling sensation in my pants?
[[And so the very first cock magnet was created.]]

Anomaly - Cutting Edge

Anomaly - Cutting Edge
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Will you be having your balls and anus waxed today, sir?
Uh, no...

Is that something people normally have done here?
Not really, no.

I think I wanna go home.