http://angriestricecooker.comThe latest transcribed The Angriest Rice Cooker in the World comics, powered by OhNoRobot.comen-ushttp://angriestricecooker.com/cslogo.pnghttp://angriestricecooker.comTue, 02 May 2006 04:57:46 EST http://angriestricecooker.com/081105.htm<a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/081105.htm">The Angriest Rice Cooker in the World</a><BR /><BR />Dude, the new "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is totally truer to the book than the old one <BR /> <BR />The screenwriter clearly had real reverence for the work <BR /> <BR />Not like that hack "Roald Dahl" who wrote the first one http://angriestricecooker.com/050506.htm<a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/050506.htm">Online Comics Day!</a><BR /><BR />Rice Cooker: Once a year, online cartoonists have a day to celebrate themselves. <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: Anything for an excuse not to update. http://angriestricecooker.com/050306.htm<a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/050306.htm">On precision focus</a><BR /><BR />Rice Cooker: Anti-Shakerism was a pre-Civil War movement in the United States opposed to Shakers and their practices. <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: Since Shakers are a small, celibate sect numbering 6000 at their peak, this may be the most narrowly-targeted prejudice ever.. <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: I guess everbody needs a hobby. http://angriestricecooker.com/050206.htm<a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/050206.htm">On the value of a mass</a><BR /><BR />Rice Cooker: When Henry IV of France became king, he converted from Protestantism to Catholicism in order to end years of religious warfare. <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: Noting the domination of Paris by Catholics, he is said to have declared, "Paris is worth a mass." <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: Imagine how mad he was when he found out he had to go more than once. http://angriestricecooker.com/050106.htm<a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/050106.htm">On the ravages of plagarism</a><BR /><BR />Rice Cooker: Author Kaavya Viswanathan made national news because of passages in her book similar to some in books by another author. <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: That author, Megan McCafferty, has been horribly victimized. <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: Having 150 words similar to your appear in some other book is such a crushing price to pay for a giant pile of publicity. http://angriestricecooker.com/042706.htm<a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/042706.htm">On circuit bending</a><BR /><BR />Rice Cooker: In a practice called "circuit bending," people break open and rewire electronics to make music. <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: One practitioner said, "I think a circuit bent instrument has a new synapse." Oh yeah? <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: Why don't we break you open and give YOU a new synapse, you monster? Sounds like you could use one. http://angriestricecooker.com/042606.htm<a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/042606.htm">On candy geography</a><BR /><BR />Rice Cooker: In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, you never change your socks, <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: And little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks. *sniff* <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: It's so beautiful. http://angriestricecooker.com/042506.htm<a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/042506.htm">On futurism</a><BR /><BR />Rice Cooker: Thomas Edison once said, "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: "in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: Of The Future! http://angriestricecooker.com/042406.htm<a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/042406.htm">On nothing to sell out</a><BR /><BR />Rice Cooker: Both Marvel and DC comics have recently announced deals to put "product placement" in some of their comics. <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: The artistic integrity of the umpteenth X-men spin-off MUST BE PRESERVED! http://angriestricecooker.com/042106.htm<a href="http://angriestricecooker.com/042106.htm">On ROTTING PEOPLE's BRAINS</a><BR /><BR />Rice Cooker: A texas college recently banned use of Myspace on its network computers. <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: Apparently it was taking up massive amounts of bandwidth resources. <BR /> <BR />Rice Cooker: Oh, yeah, and ROTTING PEOPLE'S BRAINS.