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College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!!
{{This is an April Fools comic. The comic title reads "College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!!"}}
[[Rose (female Roger) and Michelle (female Mike) are in their apartment. Rose is wearing a T-shirt that says "ZOMBIE PONY".]] / Rose: [[arms crossed]] And THERE is that look on your face again. / Michelle: WHAT look, my slouching, graceless friend? / Rose: The look that says you're out for a scratching post to sink your claws in. / Michelle: Rose. Rich, popular, and sexy people don't want to spend any time or effort putting others down.
Rose: Time? Effort? / [[Dahlia (female Dave) walks in.]] / Michelle: Wow Dahlia, I never noticed it before, but I think one of your boobs is smaller than the other. / Dahlia: [[looks down at her breasts]] What??? GAAAAAAH!
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College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!!
{{This is an April Fools comic. The comic title reads "College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!!"}}
[[Rose (female Roger) and Michelle (female Mike) are in their apartment. Rose is wearing a T-shirt that says "ZOMBIE PONY".]] / Rose: [[arms crossed]] And THERE is that look on your face again. / Michelle: WHAT look, my slouching, graceless friend? / Rose: The look that says you're out for a scratching post to sink your claws in. / Michelle: Rose. Rich, popular, and sexy people don't want to spend any time or effort putting others down.
Rose: Time? Effort? / [[Dahlia (female Dave) walks in.]] / Michelle: Wow Dahlia, I never noticed it before, but I think one of your boobs is smaller than the other. / Dahlia: [[looks down at her breasts]] What??? GAAAAAAH!
http://crfh.net/d/20050401.html
College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!!
{{This is an April Fools comic. The comic title reads "College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!!"}}
[[Rose (female Roger) and Michelle (female Mike) are in their apartment. Rose is wearing a T-shirt that says "ZOMBIE PONY".]] / Rose: [[arms crossed]] And THERE is that look on your face again. / Michelle: WHAT look, my slouching, graceless friend? / Rose: The look that says you're out for a scratching post to sink your claws in. / Michelle: Rose. Rich, popular, and sexy people don't want to spend any time or effort putting others down.
Rose: Time? Effort? / [[Dahlia (female Dave) walks in.]] / Michelle: Wow Dahlia, I never noticed it before, but I think one of your boobs is smaller than the other. / Dahlia: [[looks down at her breasts]] What??? GAAAAAAH!
http://crfh.net/d/20050401.html
College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!!
{{This is an April Fools comic. The comic title reads "College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!!"}}
[[Rose (female Roger) and Michelle (female Mike) are in their apartment. Rose is wearing a T-shirt that says "ZOMBIE PONY".]] / Rose: [[arms crossed]] And THERE is that look on your face again. / Michelle: WHAT look, my slouching, graceless friend? / Rose: The look that says you're out for a scratching post to sink your claws in. / Michelle: Rose. Rich, popular, and sexy people don't want to spend any time or effort putting others down.
Rose: Time? Effort? / [[Dahlia (female Dave) walks in.]] / Michelle: Wow Dahlia, I never noticed it before, but I think one of your boobs is smaller than the other. / Dahlia: [[looks down at her breasts]] What??? GAAAAAAH!
http://crfh.net/d/20050401.html
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives
[[Steve argues distractingly with Roger and Margaret while Waldo works in the background.]] / Roger: Well, Margaret. Maybe you should start with the ass-kicking. I don't like the taste of imbecility, so I'll only help if you need me. / Steve: Hey now, don't get excited! I had this dream about Mike slaying some poor innocent demons... / Roger: Why can't you guys dream about mustard-wearing girls like the rest of us normal people? / Margaret: HAH! I knew that was real! So Satan sent you to resurrect Mike, but what for??? Like he has to gain something from it! / Steve: He didn't say! But apparently, if we resurrect Mike ourselves, we can bind him to our will or something! / Roger: Huh. Well, you better, you know. Not do it?
[[There is a noise behind Roger and Margaret who both look shocked. Waldo finishes casting his spell.]] / Steve: Aaaah well, it's too late for THAT. The ritual was very simple, and it's already finished...
Steve: Say HELL-O to your zombie old friend!
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives
[[ Interior of helicopter on its way to Dun-Dun Island. Blue is at the helm, and alone in Panel ]] / Blue: Don't get me started, Dave. If it was up to me you wouldn't even be here at ALL. / Dave: Why do I have to babysit a ZOMBIE? Why is he even here??? / Blue: Because he knows how to fly the chopper. / Dave: You're not SERIOUS! / Margaret [ (?) speaking off panel) ]: You weren't paying any attention at ALL? / Dave: No, I was thinking about porn lingrie porny... uh... discard that, it was... just a nonsense fit. / [[ Margaret alone in panel ]] / Margaret: What Chartreuse here is failing to explain is that you'd rock at this particular mission, but we're going stealth. And Roger and I are the only ones with training in that. / Dave: Oh, right, now we're using the ninja excuse??? / Margaret: It's not an excuse, Dave. You know you have a tendency to trip over your own feet. / [[ Dave and Roger in panel ]] / Dave: But I've been there two times! I know the way in and out! / Margaret: Yeah, well you don't know Section D like Roger does. / Roger: I know D-Section, but it's a lady I don't want to kiss ever again! / Dave: You all suck froggie gonades... pie... juice? Aw, forget it.
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[[Apartment Hall]] / Mike: Stop tormenting yourself, Dave. Even if it wasn't an hallucination, it's over. Let it go. / Dave: It's not that, Mike. I know I'm lucky to be alive, but... / Dave: There's something wrong. I feel uneven. Like my soul re-entered my body backwards. Something is MISSING... / Mike: As if this day wasn't long enough, Dave. Good night. / Steve: YOU, HERE, AGAIN??? / Roger: Not to look at your beautiful face, Steve, that's for sure. I want some stuff I forgot here. / Steve: Okay, I'll get your junk, just so you don't come here again, ever... / Chester: Meooow / Roger: Say, this is not the cat Waldo was wearing onhis head, is it? / Steve: What? Oh, of course it is, why? / Roger: But... but it was DEAD! / Steve: So was your little friend, what's the big surprise? / Roger: My God, a zombie cat is after me! Open the door! Hurry up! AAAAAAH! / Mike: How many minutes till midnight, again? / Dave: Five. We have still time to be struck by lightning, abducted by aliens and deported to Hungary. / Chester: Meeeeooow... / {{Part of the "Mushroomies from Hell" storyline}}
College Roomies from Hell!!! - November 29, 2005
Mike: Okay guys, I know I'm acting like some kind of Bizarro Mike, but don't you THINK we have missed enough classes already? / Dave: [[Chester climbing over his head]] Psch, what's the POINT? We're failing anyway. And spiralling into a descent of madness, heartbreak, and vomit-cleaning employment. / Roger: I second the fur-wearing zombie. / Mike: Well, I WAS going to talk to Dover about that test we missed, but it's not gonna help our case if you don't show up! / Roger: I think I'll stay and practice dying. / Dave: I second the ramen-eating debris.
Mike: Right. Well, I guess I'll go to class and leave you guys alone. / Mike: Enjoy your time together. I'm sure you guys have a lot of things to talk about. Like MARGARET. / [[Roger stops munching his ramen. Chester's fur stands on end]]
[[Dave and Roger catch up to Mike by the mailboxes]] / Mike: Heh! Glad to see you're back in the land of the living... wait a minute. To come down this fast, you guys HAD to use the shower together, am I right? / Roger: [[his mouth full of soggy ramen]] Plbs dnn rmmnd mnh... / Dave: Drop dead off an ebola-infested quicksand volcano cliff, Mike.
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives
[[Waldo and Steve are in the graveyard where Mike is buried.]] / Steve: Well, we have the dirt from his dad's grave. Conveeeeenient! / Waldo: I'd say. But check this out. We have all the elements for a zombification! / Steve: No go, Waldo. Boss said channeling soul into the body and that's it. / Waldo: But c'mon! Isn't it the same? Besides, dude, ZOMBIES! And it's just an incantation!
Steve: Look, maybe we can try that later. For now, check we have everything before we start. / Waldo: Aw, alright you big baby. Let's see... Dirt... Chicken... Hubcap / Steve: Check, check and check! / Waldo: Virgin's blood / Steve: That was an easy one... / Waldo: HAHA. Chew toy... Look, we already went through this list... / Steve: Check. Read the rest of the ritual to make sure anyway.
Waldo: Oooh, wait. We did forget something. / Steve: What? / Waldo: The blowtorch. / Steve: Blowtorch? What the hell for? / Waldo: It's recommended for the... cauterization. / Steve: Zombification sounds spiffy, let's go.
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College Roomies from Hell!!! - November 30, 2005
[[MIke and Margaret are in the classroom, before class. The blackboard reads "PIKACHULHU?"]] / Mike: Hey, you left too early! / Marsha: Yeah. Sorry, I had a bad night and Margaret drank all the coffee. Besides, I wanted to get out of the apartment. / Mike: Bad time with the roommates, huh? / Marsha: Well, it's like this. Remember that time we were lost underground, and we were attacked by demons and zombies?
Mike: Yeah. / Marsha: And do you remember when we were attacked by robots? / Mike: Some of it, yeah. / Marsha: And the killer evil clown? And the opera walkyria incident. / Marsha: Well, picture all that, plus Waldo and Steve kissing naked and covered in oil. / Mike: That bad? / Marsha: [[poking out her tongue]] THAT bad.
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