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Here's the highest-rated result from Touhou Nekokayou: Scarlet Weather Archive in Japanese Red (you can search just this comic):
Touhou Nekokayou #41: Left ⑨ Dead
[[Reimu and Sanae are hanging around the Shrine.]] / Sanae: I think that ice fairy and her friends are playing some kind of make-believe game ... / Reimu: Really? What kind of make believe?
Sanae: Um, a "zombie apocalypse" thing. / Reimu: (sagging) Oh gods ...
Narration Box:Later ... / [[Reimu is sweeping the front of the Shrine, looking annoyed.]] / Cirno: (off-panel) There's one now!
[[Cirno, Daiyousei, Mystia, and Wriggle advance on Reimu; Cirno looks enthusiastic, and the rest are looking nervous.]] / Cirno: Let's get the zombie! / SFX: <<nervous>> / SFX: <<not sure about this>>
[[Reimu whacks them with her broom and gets out a paper seal; Team ⑨ flees in a panic.]] / Cirno: AAAAA!
[[Elsehwere in the forest; Cirno has a bandage on her forehead, and Daiyousei and Wriggle are looking annoyed.]] / Cirno: That didn't work out well ... / Daiyousei: And you're surprised that that's the result of attacking the Shrine Maiden? / Wriggle: Yeah ... seriously, Chilly, what were -- / Mystia: (looking off-panel) Uh ... guys ...
[[Marisa is wandering around through the forest; Team ⑨ speaks from off-panel.]] / Marisa: Dum de dum, looking for mushrooms ... / Cirno: (cheerful) Uh-oh, a witch! We have to be careful not to startle her while we get to the safe house! / Daiyousei: Do we really need to go that way? / Wriggle: Well, uh, that *is* where the next safe point is ... / Wriggle SFX: <<they decided beforehand on safe-house locations>>
[[They sneak *right* by Marisa, turning a sharp corner which is immediately behind Marisa (indicated by a red arrow).]] / Marisa: Dum de dum ...
[[Marisa happens to glance backward while Mystia is right behind her.]] / Marisa: ... de? / Caption: Mystia has startled the witch!
[[The quartet flees, pursued by a Master Spark; Cirno and Wriggle are barely dodging it, while Daiyousei's head and Mystia's body are caught up in it.]] / Cirno: (terrified) I've decided I don't wanna play this game anymore!
{{Characters: Reimu Hakurei, Sanae Kotiya, Cirno Daiyousei, Mystia Lorelei, Wriggle Nightbug, Marisa Kirisame / Yes, I did just get Left 4 Dead, why do you ask? / "Team ⑨" (the collective term for "that ice fairy and her friends") tends to be variable, with no in-character explanation for its name and existence, but it generally consists of some of the stage 1 and 2 bosses and mid-bosses from the Windows games. Interestingly enough, if we bring Mountain of Faith into this equation, this includes Shizuha, Minoriko, and Hina, who are gods. I suppose they wouldn't have Kisume, Yamame, or Parsee, because the Underground is supposed to be a bit too dificult to get to/from. Um ... Anyway, I stuck with four because that's how many people are on the team in Left 4 Dead, and I chose Mystia, Wriggle, and Daiyousei more or less at random. / The whole "Reimu is a zombie" thing is a reference to her appearance in Mountain of Faith, in which her skin is a sickly yellowish color. ZUN's drawing skills seem to have taken a nosedive since Shoot the Bullet ... I think he secretly pines for the PC-98 days.(More evidence for this: He released a Silent Sinner in Blue music-album, and the three songs on it were in PC-98 chipset form.) / An alternative idea for who the Witch (a type of "boss-Infected" from L4D which tears around one-hit-killing everyone and is really tough to take down) would be Flandre, although Marisa works better for our purposes here. The "Tank" (the other type of boss-Infected, a ridiculously muscular dude who runs around doing Hulk-like stuff) would probably be Rika in her flower-tank. I don't know who the other special-Infected would be ... / L4D's AI director, which controls when and where zombies spawn and the placement of boss-zombies, has a wicked sense of humor. It is always pulling wacky stunts like placing a Witch directly in your path so that you can't proceed without waking her up. Last night, this happened, um, about three times. One of which was almost blocking the Safe House in the third map of No Mercy.(As an aside, there should be an Achievement for "wake up every Witch you run into," because I totally would've gotten it last night. (The fourth time was because one of the AI bots (I was playing singleplayer) randomly ran over and startled it or something. I didn't actually see when it happened.)) / Note from future-Muffin (17 September 2009): Oh yeah, I have since become adept at walking right up to Witches and "crowning" them (there's an Achievement for killing a Witch in one shot without even startling them). Most of the time, I don't even need to shoot more than once. Heck, gimme a Witch over a Tank any day.(You know someone has seriously messed something up when you're playing a horror game and you can seriously and unironically say, "I hope I run into a particular monster which the creators intended to be the scariest thing in the whole game, and I will do so without feeling a smidgen of fear as long as I know where it is!") The trick is to use a shotgun (either one), and make every pellet count.}}
http://dizzy.pestermom.com/?p=thcomic41
Here's the highest-rated result from Suburban Tribe (you can search just this comic):
[[Two-shot: Mike, music store salesman, and Alan.]] / Mike: S'up Alan? / Alan: My life is a sour cream-and-dogshit eggroll, Mike. You got anything that'll keep me from drinking housepaint? / Mike: As a matter of fact: ...
[[Alan's eyes widen at the sight of the CD Mike has just given him.]] / Wow! Who is she? / Mike: Haley Bhairavi. She's a "classical crossover" artist from England.
[[CD cover: "HALEY," showing a beautiful Anglo-Indian woman, long flowing black hair, small caste mark, strapless gown, and eyes that look vaguely familiar....]] / Alan: She's beautiful!
[[Two shot, Mike and Alan]] / Mike: We just got her first CD in yesterday. Her U.S. tour starts next week. / Alan: Man, I'll take it! She just have the one CD? / Mike: Yeah, but we got all of her swag ... posters, shirts, DVDs, hats, coffee mugs, boxer shorts, tea cozies ...
Alan: Jackpot! I'll take two of everything! / Mike: Whoa, Alan! You're not turning into a consumer on us, are ya? / Alan: Screw you, Mike! Alan Woods is no "Mall Zombie!"
[[Alan has left the store. He is wearing a Haley T-shirt, a Haley wristband, and a Haley propellor-beanie, and is carrying two bags full of other Haley merchandise, all with price tags still attached. He is very happy.]]
http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050323
Here's the highest-rated result from Kitty Litter, Slackmatic, Chronicles of Today (you can see all 2 results in this comic's search engine):
[[A cat in a small boat sails a green sea.]] / Narration: Today after 9 months...
[[In the jungle, the cat is biting a zombie's head.]]
[[In the spotlight, presumably on stage, a magician is producing the cat out of his hat.]] / Magician: Ta da
[[The cat, in a space helmet, is sitting on Earth's moon.]]
[[The cat is coming in through the front door.]] / Narration: Our cat, Vash came home. / Vash: I'm home.
{{Dated 10-19-05}}
http://webcomicsnation.com/slackmatic/today/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3150
Here's the highest-rated result from Mill City Fiasco (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
generic dude: hey Rei! i'm going on a Hallowe'en zombie walk and i need ideas for a cool costume to zombify.
Rei: and you're asking me for ideas because you... think i'm a zombie?
generic dude: no, you're just convenient. / Rei: gee, thanks.
generic dude: okay, well forget about that. so what's the scariest thing you've seen lately?
Rei: Amy Winehouse. with the added benefit that you don't have to zombify a costume of her.
http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=519
Here's the highest-rated result from Last Resort (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
#96: [Insert political bickering here]
Cypress's Father: [[ From off camera]] Now I know I didn't raise you to use that kind of mouth. / Cypress: [[ Looking shocked and startled]] !
Cypress: Daddy? / Cypress: But you said-! / Cypress's Father: Did you honestly think I wasn't going to help? / Cypress's Father: It's just some Ministry official. / Cypress's Father: Could be anyone. / Cypress's Father: They're just here to check on their investment. You can handle this easilly.
[[ Cypress is babbling madly. ]] / Cypress: ...ed After Every... / Cypress: ...Said About The Minis... / Cypress: ...at Veled Was Coming A... / Cypress: ...s Big And Scary As She... / Cypress: ...That She Was Going To... / Cypress: ...Take Daisy's Leg Lo... / Cypress's Father: Cypress...? / Cypress's Father: I missed you too, but you need to focus here. / Cypress's Father: Politicians are immune to puppy eyes.
http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&page=96
Here's the highest-rated result from Michael's Exciting Life (you can search just this comic):
Michael's Exciting Halloween Special
James: It's almost halloween! Let's do something Halloweeny, shall we? / Michael: ‘Kay, like what? / James: Tell me a / spooky story!
Michael: Fine... let's see... Well, one, dark night, a blonde headed gentleman was in his living room with a friend. All was well until / suddenly...
James: Oh god!! Suddenly? What? What? / Michael: Suddenly......
Michael: He realised that life was only finite, that he would die and one day be forgotten. And then he realised by extention that everyone he knew and loved will one day die too, and similarly be forgotten. / James: Aw, come on... that’s not what I want to hear.
Michael: Moments later he realised there was no silver lining here. No afterlife, nothing beyond, just a gaping wide abyss that is always creeping closer. / James: Can we not just carve pumpkins or something?
Michael: Not only was life a flimsy, forgettable spark, it was also an illusion: a collection of poorly collected data through 5 senses, / processed by a brain soon to be surpassed by desktop computers, built in a meat cladding that breaks too easily and decays with every day that passes until you become a wheezing, immobile, wrinkly reject waiting for the end to come. / James: I just wanted to maybe go to a party dressed like Boy / George and get drunk?
Michael: Then he realised there were no answers- only statements based on events that require further study- that precious science he used for solace wasn't the solution, it simply used models to find further questions. With every scientific discovery there were / tenfold new mysteries- an exponential rise of absurdity and a further dissolution of logic. / James: How about we listen to Monster Mash and watch the Addams Family movie?
Michael: Finally he concluded that soon he would be gone and every action he performed, every conversation he spoke, every idea he had ever concieved, it was all a waste of time, all a pointless endeavor, like a spider, flapping its legs, trying not to drown in an ocean, in a storm, at midnight.
James: Michael!!! STFU!!! I don't want existentialism spooky, I want Halloweeny-not-actually-spooky spooky.
Michael: Oh, okay, fine, be like that. in that case... then a vampire / version of Gus Van Sant and a zombie donkey came in the room and said "Maaate." / James: Oo! I gots shivers!
http://michaelsexcitinglife.co.uk/index.php?date=2007-10-30
Here's the highest-rated result from Too Many Authors (you can search just this comic):
{{The entire page is set up to look like a Wikipedia article}}
{{There is a picture to the right of, well, LittleBeast. The real one.}} / Article: LittleBeast is a deity in most modern religious systems, and is held by many to be the only deity currently overseeing the universe. / LittleBeast is most often held to be an entertainer, with the world as his medium. He is also viewed as focusing exclusively on small selections of characters, ignoring the rest of the world. This is as opposed to God or other deities in older religious systems, whom have been attributed with omniscience, omnipotence, and/or omniprescence. He also differs vastly from older deities in that many religious organizations hold great animosity towards him.
{{Table of Contents}} / [[Time-Author is sitting in a room; behind him is a couch]] / Time-Author: Holy crap. Deity?
Time-Author: I mean, I guess I knew that was what they meant by Author...... but still. Wow. Wikipedia.
{{Section: Video}} / Article: On November 15th, 2023, a video began to play in places such that every person in the world could see it. In most cases, the video played on television or computer screens, but some have reported seeing it on windows, in water, or in thin air. The video stated:
Article: "Uh, hey. I'm LittleBeast, and uh, God just gave me the world. Kinda weird really. I don't really know what to do with it. Maybe I'll make a webcomic. That could work. Uhm, anyway. Oh yeah, so uh, there might be a few changes, mostly because I don't, like, know how quantum mechanics works or anything, but it should be mostly the same. Though I could stand to make a couple improvements. But eh. Sooo... I guess that's it really. Seems like there should be more to say when you take over an entire world. Oh well. See ya. Or, you know, not. Whatever."
[[Time-Author has his head in his hands]] / Time-Author: Oh, god. What- ... why- .....I can't handle this....
[[Time-Author hangs his head so much his face is not visible]] / Time-Author: No, I'm not a god, I can't be a god, I can't even be a hero...
[[He rests his head on his folded arms]] / Time-Author(Quietly): ...I'm no superman...
Time-Author: God, I need a drink.
{{Section: Changes}} / Article: Main article: List of changes to the world after LittleBeast's video / *All ants turned into pikmin, marking the first known Psychic Fiction Occurence. / *Breaking physics became possible. However, despite what was stated in the video, all other physical laws remained the same. / *All McDonald's restaurants were replaced with Dr. Stehven's MAD Food Emporiums. Similarly, all Taco Bells became Carne Asada el Gordos. / *The username "LittleBeast" became impossible to register on any website, and all but a few instances of LittleBeast already registered were deleted. / *Certain spelling and grammar mistakes began causing physical pain for the writer or speaker. / *Many people across the world, including the entire population of Madagascar, subsequently had memories of a zombie apocalypse of which they were a survivor. It is heavily debated whether these memories were implanted by LittleBeast, or real, but the events undone. Most agree, however, that it makes very little practical difference.
[[Time-Author chugs on a water bottle; an arrow pointing to it states "just water". His hair is bedraggled and whatnot.]]
Time-Author: ...Pikmin. Seriously? This, this is why I should not be a god. I mean what, are there characters running about from every game I've ever played? Or in MegaMan's case, haven't? I mean what. Come on, me. This is ridiculous.
{{Section: Aftermath}} / Article: Main article: Aftermath of LittleBeast's message to the world
{{Subsection: Immediate aftermath}} / Article: The first few days following LittleBeast's video have been described as "the largest outbreak of mass chaos ever seen". Nearly a million people suicided before the week was up, and over ten million more were killed. About half a million children were left without any parents. The rate of other crimes worldwide increased hundredsfold as well. Tens of thousands of false translations of the video were posted on the internet, leading to further chaos among non-English speakers as they vied for an accurate translation. Tens of thousands of new religions were created, most of which died out before the end of the month.
{{Subsection: World War III}} / Article: On December 27th, 2023, the Pope of the Catholic Church declared English to be a holy language, justified by the fact that English was the language spoken in LittleBeast's video. Over the following months, almost all countries converted their official languages to English. / March 24th, 2024, the United States of America threatened to declare war on Bosnia if it did not add English as an official language. Bosnia refused to yield, stating that "English is a stupid language". War broke out on April 6th, 2024. Soon after, Russia joined the fight on Bosnia's side. Germany responded by joining the US's side. Further alliances were made, and the number of fronts increased vastly. By May, battle had broken out on every continent but Australia and Antarctica. / Continued in main article: World War III
http://littlebeast.awardspace.com/comic.html?id=345
Here's the highest-rated result from Monkey Fluids (you can see all 2 results in this comic's search engine):
"Ah, nature -- birds on the wing, wind in the trees, the woodlands resplendent in their verdant glory... Look, you wouldn't have any brains on you, would you?" / "I knew it, you zombie fuck!" / This sort of situation was precisely why Tracey always carried a shotgun.
http://www.monkeyfluids.com/2007/10/28-years-earlier.html
Here's the highest-rated result from The Fermento Show (you can see all 2 results in this comic's search engine):
Comic title: The Coding Dead - #16
{{Comic title: The Coding Dead - #16}}
Resident Fermento / Zombie: Tee hee
[[Resident Tori and Juke are shooting pistols]] / <<BANG>> / Sil (off panel): Guys! Hang on! I'm on my way to help you! / Juke: Hurry up man! We can't hold 'em off for much longer!
Sil: You guys ok? I was on my way but somene thought it would be funny if-- / Tori: Yeah yeah, less talking, more shooting! / <<BLAM>> / Juke: Seems the entire IT department at Umbrella was overrun!
Sil: IT department? / [[Tori reloads; Juke taps his head with his pistol] / <<poc poc>> / Juke: Yep. Apparently this batch of zombies is not after our brains. / Sil: Why are we shooting at them then?
[[Three zombies approach]] / Zombies: bbbrrroooooooaadddbbbaaaannnddd ccaaaaabbbllleee moooooooodemm / {{broadband cable modem}}
Juke: Get away from my Internet connection you dirty corpses! / <<BANG BANG>> / Zombies: ow ow carl? / Tori: Hey I used to date that blonde one. / Sil: Away! Away from my 1337 box! You shall not pass!
http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=16
Here's the highest-rated result from Concession (you can see all 2 results in this comic's search engine):
Concession #203 "A Veritable Plethora of Deranged Slash Fiction": Friday, October 31, 2008
[[At Nicole's Halloween party, Matt in a Pikachu costume, Joel in an awesome Amaterasu costume with boobs and Nicole in a bad Sonic costume]] / Nicole: Matt's here! Oh, I'm so glad you decided to come. And who's your lady friend? / Joel: Hey fag. / Nicole: ...Joel?!
[[Rick in a Solid Snake costume and Angie in a Yoshi costume at the snack table]] / Rick: Can you believe those two actually got together? / Angie: Finally! It's been like two fuckin' years. Big teases, the both of them. / Rick: How long do you think they'll last? / Angie: As long as they last long enough for me to get pictures, I really don't care.
[[Cecil in a Ratchet costume and Angie at the snack table]] / Cecil: Not a bad party, Nicci. / Nicole: Thanks. / Cecil: You don't look like you're enjoying yourself too much... / Nicole: Just got stuff on my mind, I guess. / Cecil: Seems like you've got Joel on the mind. / Nicole: No, actually, I was trying to remember where I left my gimp mask...Hope it's not in my dad's car again. Apparently, surprise bondage makes a bad impression on new investors...
[[Matt, Joel, Kevin in a Travis Touchdown costume and Cecil on the couch. Kevin is poking Joel's boob.]] / Kevin: Really went all out, huh. / Joel: Gotta love what you do. / Cecil: It's such a pretty costume. I really expected something violent or gory from you, Joel. / Joel: Nothing's scarier than irony. Except for those zombie dogs from Resident Evil 4...Or the threat of another Indiana Jones movie.
http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20081031
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