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• College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, June 6, 2002

  [[Mike and Marsha are on the couch, preparing to spend an evening together]] / Mike: So, what do you want to watch first? "Return of the Zombies, XII", or "Steel Magnolias?" / Marsha: Meeeh. / Mike: What's the matter? / Marsha: Aw. The girls have been sharing secrets while I was home. I feel so left out.
  Marsha: And now they're all hushy and whispery around me. They have been speaking in code since I came back. Apparently it's something big, but I can't tell what. / Mike: REALLY. / Marsha: Yeah... what? Do you know anything about it? / Mike: No, no... I just get the same vibe. / Marsha: Are we gonna do something about it? / Mike: Last time it blew up right in our faces, didn't it.
  Mike: It's none of our business. And when something is none of your business and you don't care, people tend to talk without even noticing that you're there. Do you follow me? / Marsha: Like a little rubber duckie with its rubber mother.
  

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  [[Caves]] / Dave: BRRRRRR!!! This water is FREEZING cold! I only hope my poor cat didn't have to swim in it... / Jubal: Unless it was a flying kitty... / Margaret: If my guns get wet I'm gonna get very very ANGRY! / Marsha: Well, some people needed a cold shower anyway! Right, Mr. Libido NOW? / Mike: *SIGH* / Jacob: Even without the zombies and mermaids around, this place is still Hell. / Caption: MEANWHILE, THE CATS GET CLOSER TO THE MAIN ENTRANCE. / Sebastian: THESE UNDERLINGS SEEM TO BE STRICKEN WITH SOME SORT OF AILUROPHOBIA, A HORRIBLE FEAR OF CATS / Underling: CATS! CATS! / Sebastian: WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO RESCUE OUR HUMANS IN AN ADMIRABLE AMOUNT OF TIME. / Underling: CATS!!! NOOOO!!!! / Sebastian: BOO! / Underling: EEEIIII!! / Sebastian: YOU LOVE THIS, DON'T YOU? / Underling: HELLLLPP!!! / {{Part of the "COTC meets CRFH" storyline}}

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  [[Caves]] / Jubal: Apparently there's just no way to cross this pool without getting in and swimming... and I bet the water's cold as hell... / Mike: I'm not worried about hypothermia, I just don't want another tentacle, that's all! / Dave: It doesn't look very deep, though... uuuh, what's THAT??? / Mermaid: Ooh! Look, girl! Men! / Mike: OOOO-HOO! Forget what I said... Libido NOW! *SLURRP!* / Jubal: I must be turning into a cat, too... I'm suddenly in the mood for fish! / Dave: Ooh hair. This is NOT hair. First the zombies, now naked hair with only hair over their... uh... hair... / Margaret, Marsha: *groan!* / Mermaids: COME RIDE THAT LITTLE TRAIN THAT IS ROLLIN' DOWN THE TRACK AT THE JUNCTION / Jubal: HEY! THAT'S THE THEME TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS. / Margaret: JUBAL NO!! / Jubal: HOWDY LADIES. / Mermaids: WE'RE BOBBY JO. BILLIE JOE AND BETTY JO. / Mermaids: AND YOU'RE ALL WET! / {{Part of the "COTC meets CRFH" storyline}}

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  [[Caves]] / Sebastian: Ooof! Run faster! And remember, you jump to the right, I'll jump to the left! Aaaand... / Sebastian: NOW! / Cerberus: BONK! / Sebastian: Hah! That was almost too easy. You should consider being my sidekick... / Roger: HEY, SHE'S WAKING UP. / Chelsea: UHHH. / Chelsea: YOU LOOK... ODDLY... FAMILIAR. / Chelsea: THE LAST THING I REMEMBER WAS THE ZOMBIES AND THE LITTLE GREEN... / Chelsea: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT EYE! / Roger: NOTHING. / Chelsea: YOU WERE LOOKING DOWN MY DRESS! / Roger: WAS NOT! / Chelsea: WAS TOO! / Roger: WAS NOT! / Chelsea: WAS TOO! / Roger: WAS NOT! / Chelsea: WAS TOO! / Roger: WAS NOT! / Chelsea: WAS TOO! / Roger: WAS NOT! / Roger: WHAT WOULD I WANT TO LOOK DOWN THE DRESS OF A COW LIKE YOU ANYWAY!! / Chelsea: YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A GIRL, FAIRY BOY! / Chelsea: FREAK! / Roger: BITCH! / Chelsea: THAT'S WITCH! / April: MY GOD, THIS IS WORSE THAN THE ZOMBIES. / Underling: SILENCE!!! LOWER BEINGS! / Underling: "NOW BEHOLD THE MAGNIFICENCE OF HE FROM THE 88TH DIMENSION. FIN-GROOT-TABOO!" / Chelsea: NOT AGAIN. / Roger: I'M THIRSTY / April: ... / Underling: "...AND PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE END OF ALL THINGS!!" / {{Part of the "COTC meets CRFH" storyline}}

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  [[Caves]] / Jubal: So the zombies kidnapped Chelsea and we followed them here. / Jacob: And the same thing happened to your friend? Quite a coincidence... / Dave: Maybe it means something. By the way, my name is Dave. And they're Mike, Margaret and Marsha. / Mike, Margaret: Harumph! / Marsha: Hey. / Jubal: Jubal. / Jacob: Jacob. / Mike: Wait a minute... how do we know we can trust these guys? How do you know they didn't kidnap April? Huh? / Dave: Why, because of the un-deja vu feeling! / Mike: So, we're supposed to trust them because you've never seen them in your life? / Dave: Exactly! / Mike: Your logic always amazes me, Mr. Spock. / Jubal: Sorry to interrupt, B movie characters... aren't we supposed to be looking for our cats? I mean, girls? / Jacob: I SUGGEST, THAT SINCE WE SEEM TO HAVE COMMON GOALS, WE ALL BAND TOGETHER IN OUR QUEST. / Margaret: HEY! WHO'S BRAIN EXPLODED AND MADE YOU LEADER? / Mike: I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THIS! / Jubal: FOR WHAT? PRACTICING PROCTOLOGY? / Dave: CHESTER IS THIS WAY!! / Jubal: GOOD, WE GET TO FOLLOW THE NICE ONE. / {{Part of the "COTC meets CRFH" storyline}}

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  [[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: HELP! HELP! The zombies got meeeee! / Dave: Chester's not here, either! Oh, wait a minute... / Roger: There are hundreds! Millions! Waaaaaaaah! Somebody help meee! / Dave: YOU! Get up! You're sitting on my cat! / Mike: What??? I'm NOT! / Dave: I don't care! Get up and hellp me find it, dammit! / Dave: Roger! How am I supposed to have my nervous breakdown while you're screaming about zombies and stuff? / Roger: GAAAAAAAAAH! Sorreeee! / Mike: And people wonder why it takes so little to make me snap. / {{Part of the "COTC meets CRFH" storyline}}

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  [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Why are you pounding the door that way? You have a key! / Roger: YeahbutIforgotbecausetheZOMBIECATisafterME!!! / Dave: !!! / Chester: fizzzzz! / Dave: Whoa. You know, this is one strangely PEACEFUL moment... / Roger: Hey! That cat is, like, the ultimate Instamatic Chest Hair! / {{Part of the "Mushroomies from Hell" storyline}}

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