• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I think you were the victim of a prank call.
  LIGHTNING LADY: Really? Who? / PHONE VOICE: The guy who claimed to be a vegetarian zombie.
  PHONE VOICE: Remember? He kept saying "Bran...BRAAAAAN..." Dead giveaway. / LIGHTNING LADY: So what do YOU think a vegetarian zombie would say?
  PHONE VOICE: GRAIIIINNNSS!
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100116.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  [[Parallel Ms. Match sneaking around Evil Inc watches a zombie put his lunch into the lunch-room fridge]] / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Dear dairy, after weeks of trying to find a way back to my own world, I must accept I may be trapped here.
  / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) I've been surviving at the Evil Inc HQ on stolen lunches and vending machines.
  [[Parallel Ms. Match looks into the bag the zombie left behind]] / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) That's... Not Jello, is it?
  [[Having smashed her way into a vending machine Parallel Ms. Match walks off with a bag of cookies]] / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) I know two things. I need to find a job, and I must find this "Famous Amos." and punch him in the face.
  {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}}
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090406.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  [[The waiting area outside the Department of Villain Re-acclimation.]] / CAVEMAN: So, there I was, frozen in a glacier until slowly being melted out... / ZOMBIE: So, yeah...Apart from a little decomposition, I'm doing OK... / GENERAL IMMORTUS: 'Course, they robbed only the finest body parts to re-animate me... / VAMPIRE: Try mouldering in a grave for a century or two... / [[A DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEE with a forced smile brings out a huge bowl of mints.]] / EMPLOYEE: Mint...?
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100106.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog

  LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
  PHONE VOICE: Y'know the worst part of the whole "zombie" thing?
  PHONE VOICE: Some of these guys have been dead for years! They've completely lost touch!
  LIGHTNING LADY: Tell me about it.
  LIGHTNING LADY: I ran into one of them on the subway last night. He gave me the URL to his MYSPACE page.
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090905.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog

  LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: Bran...
  PHONE VOICE: Bran! BRAN!! Braaaaaaaaaannn! BRAAANNNN!
  PHONE VOICE (really loud): BRAN!
  LIGHTNING LADY: Oh! I get it! You're a vegetarian zombie!
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100109.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  [[Vincent continues touring Dr. Whoosh around Evil Inc's Occult dept]] / / Vincent: This division helps our undead clients access government benefits.
  / Dr. Whoosh: The undead get benefits?! / Vincent: Ever since the ADA ~ Americans with Death Act ~ was passed... They have a powerful lobby.
  / Dr. Whoosh: Zombie lobbyists?! / Vincent: Vampires. We sent zombies to congress once. You know... "Vote for this Medi-Scare bill or we'll eat your brains..."
  / Vincent: Before we got them out of D.C., we lost six zombies to starvation.
  {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}}
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071010.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  [[Evil Atom glances towards a picture of a cow on the wall of Senator Hubbard's office]] / / Sen. Hubbard: I'm sorry. I won't support a bailout for Evil Inc. / Evil Atom: Nice cow. Prize-winner. Is it yours?
  / Sen. Hubbard: Yes. I'm having it butchered. I can't wait to eat those juicy steaks.
  [[That night...]]
  [[Senator Hubbard lies asleep in his bed]] / / Sen. Hubbard: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
  [[Senator Hubbard wakes up to find what appears to be a cow's head in his bed]] / / Sen. Hubbard: ZZZZZZ*
  [[Senator Hubbard screams to find it's a Frankenstein-like cow zombie]] / / Sen. Hubbard: AARRGGHHH! / Cow: moo.
  {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2009 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}}
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090403.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  [[EVIL ATOM strides down a hall, followed by DESDEMONA and DEATH FOG.]] / EVIL ATOM: Alert all employees! Call the Ghost Board! Contact the trustees!
  DESDEMONA: The department heads are gathered in your office...
  EVIL ATOM: I want every last villain to defend this building...every witch, every warlock, every fiend...every mad scientist, behemoth, demon, devil, dragon, freak, monstrosity, mutant, ogre, werewolf, wizard, hun, goblin, incubus, rogue, zombie, succubus, vampire, creep, reprobate, wraith, desperado, mobster, outlaw, pillager, specter, enchantress, pirate, robber, conjurer, troll, necromancer, sorcerer and genie...
  DESDEMONA (whispering in his ear): We... already did. They killed one another on the way to the front door. / EVIL ATOM: All of them?
  DESDEMONA: Well, the incubi and succubi are still in the hall...
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20110110.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog

  [[MISS MATCH from the parallel Earth is lurking around the lunch room at Evil Inc. FRED THE ZOMBIE is putting his lunch in the fridge.]] / MISS MATCH-2's DIARY: Dear Diary, after weeks of trying to find a way back to my own world, I must accept I may be trapped here.
  [[FRED leaves and MISS MATCH-2 sneaks over to the fridge.]] / MISS MATCH-2'S DIARY: I've been surviving at Evil Inc HQ on stolen lunches and vending machines.
  [[She looks inside FRED's lunch bag.]] / MISS MATCH-2 (thinking): That's...not Jello, is it?
  [[She walks away from a snack machine. She's punched a hole in the glass in order to steal a package of cookies, which she's glumly eating.]] / MISS MATCH-2'S DIARY: I know two things. I need to find a job, and I must find this "Famous Amos." / And punch him in the face.
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090406.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  [[Lightning Lady walks through the Evil Inc customer service dept office reading a book on management while various employees go about their jobs answering phones]] / / Modulator: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Vespidae: ...Free-range, organic products? ...Other than zombies? / The Owl: ...Clearly see a warning label on the butt of the death ray... / Lightning Lady: (reading) An employee is like a flower. It needs water... sunshine... shelter...
  / Lightning Lady: (to The Owl) Clive, this company thrives because of people like you. Really
  [[Lightning Lady and The Owl stare at each other in silence for a moment]]
  / Lightning Lady: Too much sunshine? / The Owl: Too much fertilizer.
  {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}}
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071108.html

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