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Evil White Guy: Ha Haa Ha! / Evil White Guy: No way! / Evil White Guy: ... heh heh... then we told the oil companies that they could charge as much as they wanted for gas as long as they dropped it when the economy collapsed!
Evil White Guy: Yeah! And now the people are so happy about saving $50 a week on gasoline that they won't riot when we're relaxing in the Bahamas while they're waiting in line at the emergency room -- which will be closed due to foreclosure! / <<damn it feels good to be a banksta>> / <<Brilliant>>
[[Weedmaster P and PaperKlip enter]] / Weedmaster P: Hey we're back from the bathroom where we did not in any way smoke cocaine / [[wow does she look irked]] / Jeffrey: Guys, you're not gonna believe what I just heard!
[[later]] / Weedmaster P: Hah Yeah That's a good conspiracy theory dickass Everybody knows that's just a coincidence. / [[wow she still looks irked, and so does Jeffrey]]
{{roll-over text: PEOPLE NEVER BELIEVED ME ABOUT THE ZOMBIE SKELETON PEOPLE EITHER AND THEN RODDY PIPER GOT IN AN HOUR LONG FIGHT OVER SUNGLASSES}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081219.html
Jeffrey: Wow, a gigantic electric horse! At long last Lord Xenu has answered my demands! / Great Spirit of Native America: No Jeffrey, it is I, The Great Spirit of Native America.
Great Spirit of Native America: Today is Thanksgiving and as a Native Person it is your duty to run around making white people feel guilty. / Jeffrey: Aw, man! I was gonna go to the Injun Casino and get wasted!
Jeffrey: Hey white lady, did you know the settlers at Jamestown planned for winters so poorly they cannibalized Native Americans? / Scared White Lady: Here's $20! Please don't hurt us!
Jeffrey: You just gave me a picture of the son of a bitch that approved the Indian Removal Act!
Jeffrey: [[standing in front of a liquor store]] Hmm...
{{Subtext: While I disagree with the Indian Removal Act, I wouldn't exist if it hadn't happened}} / {{Alt-text:Assless chaps, mohawk, twenty bucks, zombie cat in a wicker baby sling and an open liquor store. Hit it.}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071122.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: The True Story of a Boy With Poor Impulse Control
[[ Jeffrey and Joanna are lying in bed ]] / Narrator: HEY JEFFREY WHAT DID YOU GET UP TO ON ZOMBIE EASTER DAY, MAN? / Jeffrey: Why dont'cha ax your mom... / Jeffrey: man?
[[ Jeffrey, Weedmaster P, and Baby(?) throwing and dodging colored eggs ]] / Narrator: SHE SAID SHE DOESN'T KNOW / Jeffrey: We did the typical Reanimated Jeebus Day events; paintin' eggs and throwin' 'em at cops.
[[ Image of a crucified Christ with a dialogue balloon that says "BRB" ]] / Jeffrey: Stickin' "BRB" signs up on pictures of Lord Jesus.
[[ Standing in a kitchen, Tallahassee snaps the head of a lamb; Jeffrey wears a hooded robe; a gold chalice is on the counter ]] / Jeffrey: Tallahassee slaughtered a lamb and we did eat from its flesh, and it was good. / << KRAK >>
[[ Joanna and a naked Jeffrey dance around a bonfire ]] / Jeffrey: ...nude dancing near open flame...
[[ Baby with flowers in her hair, in glory, cluctching two small bunnies to her chest ]] / Jeffrey: ...worshipped the Goddess Eostre...
[[ Jeffrey, with Jesus sitting atop his shoulders ]] / Jeffrey: ...gave Jesus a piggyback ride...
[[ Joanna, dressed in a rabbit costume amd stapled to a wooden cross ]] / Jeffrey: ...and stapled a bunny to a cross. I think that covers it pretty good.
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070409.html
Tallahassee Econolodge: I wanna go ghost hunting! / Weedmaster P: WELL I WANNA GO BIGFOOT HUNTIN
Jeffrey: Can't we do both?! If Bigfoots is real then there must be some dead ones! And everything that dies leaves a ghost behind! / Weedmaster P: PFFT / Weedmaster P: "IF" BIGFOOT WAS REAL
[[ The gang is out in the woods, dressed like the characters from Scooby Doo: Tallahassee as Daphne, Weedmaster P as Shaggy, Jeffrey as Fred, and Joanna s Scooby Doo in a blue collar with a gold tag. There is also a Bigfoot Ghost nearby. ]] / Tallahassee Econolodge: I think I heard something with my ears! Did you hear it? / Weedmaster P: YEAH I THINK I DID IT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE YOUR YAMMERIN / Jeffrey: No! Listen closely guys! I think I hear the howl of the Bigfoot / Bigfoot Ghost: GHOST BIGFOOT HEAR UM YODELING POSSUM
[[ Tallahassee, Weedmaster P, and Jeffrey react in fear ]] / << AUGH >> / << EEEK >> / Weedmaster P: AWAY
[[ Back at the cave, Jeffrey is in front of a computer screen. ]] / Narrator: SEVERAL DAYS LATER... / Jeffrey: It's been several days and still no trace of Joanna... / Tallahassee Econolodge: Maybe Ghost Bigfoot doesn't use Craigslist.
[[ Jeffrey is now dressed in a Ghostbusters jumpsuit and holding a green light saber. ]] / Jeffrey: It's time to stop being afraid of terror. / Jeffrey: It's time to get my zombie kitty back from Ghost Bigfoot.
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070504.html
The Trouble With Ghost Bigfoot
[[ Jeffrey returns to the office with Ghost Bigfoot, who is carrying Joanna. ]] / Jeffrey: Listen guys before you say anything- / Voice from off-panel: AAAH / Voice from off-panel: OH GOD!
[[ Weedmaster P hides behind Tallahassee Econolodge, while Jeffrey explains ]] / Weedmaster P: JEFFREY LOOK OUT A GHOST IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU / Jeffrey: I know it's a ghost, it's Ghost Bigfoot! Apparently he's nice and he loves Joanna also. / Tallahassee Econolodge: Jeffrey may I speak to you in private. / Weedmaster P: HELP
[[ Tallahassee confers with Jeffrey. A smiling Ghost Bigfoot holding Joanna can be seen in the distant background. ]] / Narrator: PRIVACY AREA 28-C / Tallahassee Econolodge: Jeffrey you're gonna have to register Ghost Bigfoot with the state. / Jeffrey: I ain't legal in this state. I'm a outlaw, Tallahassee.
[[ Jeffrey is now wearing a cowboy hat. ]] / Tallahassee Econolodge: What are you gonna do? / Jeffrey: Gonna do what I always do, Tallahassee. / Jeffrey: I'm gonna make up a song about it.
[[ Jeffrey, shirtless and singing, holding a tambourine. ]] / Jeffrey: Well I found her on a piano down in Hades / Near Limbo where they used to put dead babies / Now Ghost Bigfoot wants to love her / Doo be doo doo Danny Glover / Now I'm gonna have to blow old Ghost Bigfoot away!
[[ Ghost Bigfoot smiles and sits on a couch holding Joanna. Jeffrey stands behind them, clutching a liquor bottle in his right hand, and a gun pointed at the back of Ghost Bigfoot's head with his left. ]] / Ghost Bigfoot: Ghost Bigfoot love Zombie Kitty cuz we both knows what it be like to be deads.
[[ Jeffrey turns away, his back to us. In the foreground we see Ghost Bigfoot smiling slyly. ]] / Jeffrey: Man I can't kill Ghost Bigfoot! Besides, I'm not sure if ghosts are allergic to guns...
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070508.html
TITLE: {{Maka Scraw Cheega}}
[[A stolen police car speeds down the wrong side of the highway, causing other vehicles to swerve and (in the case of a school bus) roll over. Two inhuman voices are heard emanating from the vehicle, one voice balloon colored green, the other yellow. Color-coded translations appear at the bottom of each panel, and are indicated in {{brackets}}]] / Swerving red car: <<HOOONK>> / Machine Elf: Mak mak scraw bak. {{Thanks for helpin' me out, Joanna.}} / Joanna: Meep maw mee chee ... {{Anything to get out of the house, friend.}}
[[Inside the police car, Joanna the zombie cat is driving, while Machine Elf is riding shotgun. The pink head of Winston the aye-aye can be barely seen in the back seat beyond the safety glass panel.]] / Joanna: Chee bak meep deek mee ... {{Although I admit I only have a crude understanding of our goal.}} / Machine Elf: Dawwk spee scree meeka chaw. {{We have to go to the Large Hadron Collider so's we can stop them scientists from being able to observe the Higgs Boson particle. / Joanna: Keeka? (translated in next panel)
[[The police car is riding on the shoulder, tearing up the grass embankment and headed for a small sign. From our overhead view, we can see the three diminutive fugitives inside.]] / Joanna: {{Whatever for, chum?}} / Machine Elf: Dakka chee bak scree bak. {{Us Machine Elves use those kinds of particles to weave the fabric of reality! Only one other critter was smart enough to figure out such teensy particles ... the Boskop man.
[[Joanna is unbuckling her seatbelt while listening to Machine Elf passionately exposit on the stakes of their quest.]] / Machine Elf: Maka scraw cheega bok scrawka ... bik bak. {{If human beings figure out how to work reality, they'll start to steal all the Machine Elf jobs and I'll have to go back to work in the flavor crystal mines of the Clown Universe.}}
[[The police car roars at full speed out onto a dock over a body of water.]] / Police car: <<WraaaaAAAAAAAA>>
[[The police car does a total "Dukes of Hazzard" leap off the end of the dock, as Joanna speaks.]]Joanna: Meep chee beeka bip! {{Also my word attempting to contemplate a human-created reality is utterly horrifying.}}
[[The police car has landed nose-down amongst the cargo containers of a large container ship, heading out to sea.]] / Machine Elf: Scraw bika beek baw cheega scree beega baw! {{There'd be Wal Marts with little'r Wal Marts inside em that you could drive dune buggies in!}}
Text beneath the comic: {{All of the dune buggies also have a McDonald's and Starbucks inside of them}} / Alt text: {{The Boskop people completely flipped out.}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080328.html
[[Jeffrey and Joanna are in front of a Chupacabra inside a glass jar. Joanna has a bite taken out of her]] / Jeffrey: Lookit what that mean ol' Chupacabra did to you, Joanna! Now we're gonna have to build a little indestructible tank for you to ride around on! / Joanna (thinks): ! / [[Baby is holding a Wikipedia box]] / Baby: It ehn't serious, Jeffrey. 'Cordin' t' Wikipedia, zombies grow their parts back like a salamander. / Weedmaster P: WE GOT TO RETURN THE CHUPACABRA BACK TO ITS NATURAL HABITAT THOUGH / Jeffrey: What's the natural habitat of a Chupacabra? / Joanna (thinks): :( / [[Weedmaster P steps on something looking like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force as the Chupacabra attempts to escape its glass prison.]] / Weedmaster P: I FIGURE IT'S EITHER OLDE MEXICO OR THE BUSINESS END OF A GOAT... OR SPACE / Jeffrey: Which end of a goat is the business end? / Weedmaster P: WHATEVER END A CHUPACABRA IS GNAWIN' ON / {{Caption: FORTUNATELY FOR JOANNA, WIKIPEDIA IS SOMETIMES WRONG}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071129.html
girl: I hate ninjas so much / jeff: That's what I keep saying but everyone tells me if I don't order something they're going to ask me to leave.
[[TOP TEN THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD BE TIRED OF BY NOW / 10. PIRATES 9. ZOMBIES 8. MONKEYS 7. ROBOTS 6. HOBOS 5. CHUCK NORRIS 4. KITTENS 3. JESUS 2. CHEWBACCA 1. NINJAS]]
girl: what about mummies? / jeff: mummies are fine. / some guy: shh! here come the decemberists!
colin melloy dressed as a ninja: Hello. We're the Decemberists.
/ {{the title font doesn't have an accent over the e.}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061102.html
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