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Tallahassee: Jeffrey, come over and look at my kitty cats!!
Jeffrey: Aww, that's so cute how they runaround like wild maniacs and fuck up your furniture and shit all over the place.
Jeffrey: My can Joanna is a motionless zombie but sometimes THAT'S even too much for me to handle.
Jeffrey: That's why I also have a puppet! / Puppet: Can I get you a beer, Jeffrey? / Jeffrey: You sure can Puffy. You sure can.
{{caption under comic}} Cats: Nature's raccoons / {{title text}} Sometimes Puffy throws up in the hot tub but you gotta take the good with the bad.
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070924.html
Jeffrey: Everything would be so perfect if everyone had the same opinions about everything as I did, wouldn't it Joanna?
Tallahassee: Ooh look at me. I'm Jeffrey Rowland and I'm weird and I talk to my zombie cat to try to validate all of my stupid opinions!
Jeffrey: Ooh look at me, I'm Tallahassee Econolodge and I do a perfect impersonation of Jeffrey Rowland!
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100915.html
[[ Jeffrey is giving a presentation to Weedmaster P. He is dressed in a Ghostbusters uniform and is showing a slide with an image of a rubber ducky flanked by the words "INTRO" and "SHUN" (intro-duck-shun - get it?). Weedmaster P is raising his hand. ]] / Narrator: HUNTING THE GHOST BIGFOOT... / Jeffrey: Finding Ghost Bigfoot is hard. This is because he's scary like a ghost but also good at hiding like a typical alive Bigfoot... / Weedmaster P: I HAVE A QUESTION
[[ Weedmaster P is sitting in a school desk/chair. Jeffrey is holding a remote control. ]] / Weedmaster P: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS BECAUSE IN NO WAY AM I GOING TO HELP YOU / Jeffrey: Do you have any idea how powerful you feel when you wear a uniform and talk in front of a Power Point? / Jeffrey: That's why they call it Power Point. / Jeffrey: Next slide.
[[ Jeffrey refers to a slide titled "GHOST BIGFOOT" with a drawing of Ghost Bigfoot and a bulleted list of words: SCARY; HIDING; LARGE FEET; ZOMBIE?; POWERFUL; STOLE KITTY ]] / Jeffrey: Now as you know my Zombie Kitty Joanna was stole by Ghost Bigfoot and I'm going to the Mysterious Forest to get her back!
[[ Ghost Bigfoot sits in his cave, with Joanna cradled on his lap. A sign on the wall reads "HOME SWEET CAVE" ]] / Narrator: THE LAIR OF GHOST BIGFOOT... / Ghost Bigfoot: Ghost Bigfoot am so lucky to meet friend that understand what Ghost Bigfoot go through on daily basis
[[ Jeffrey kicks down the door at Ghost Bigfoot's cave ]] / Jeffrey: Hi YA! / << BAM >>
[[ Jeffrey holds his proton gun ]] / Jeffrey: As soon as this proton pack gets charged up you're toast, ghost! / << HUMMMMMMMMMMMM >>
[[ Joanna falls face first on the ground, presumably dropped by Ghost Bigfoot ]] / << PLOP >>
[[ Joanna recovers from her fall, raising her head and shaking it ]] / Joanna: No.
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070507.html
Baby: Jeffrey, it's a ransom scroll for Joanna from Vampicorn! / Jeff: She's dead, isn't she? / Baby: Yes... but she is a zombie, remember? / Jeff: Yes.
Baby: It's written in an obscure dialect but it looks like he's willing to give Joanna back if we give him our dreams.
Jeff: I don't have dreams anymore. Only nightmares. / Weedmaster P: I HAVE THIS ONE NIGHTMARE WHERE I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND JESUS IS LOOKING AT ME AND HE SCREAMS AT ME FOR HOURS AND I CAN'T CLOSE MY EYES / Jeff: Sleeping is horrible.
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060413.html
Jeffrey: Augh! My anxiety's actin' up! Stay away from me! / Baby: Maybe you oughta see a doctor about yer anxiety!
Jeffrey: No way! They'll just give me some drug that'll turn me into a zombie that the government can track! / Tallahassee: Maybe you should go see a doctor about your anxiety and insane paranoia!
Jeffrey: Well maybe if everything wasn't so terrifying and about to fall apart and everybody didn't secretly hate me I wouldn't have anxiety and paranoia!
Maybe if HAARP didn't cause earthquakes I would trust the New World Order
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100520.html
Jeffrey: Hey J.C. How's it goin' / J.C.: I'm bumed, Jeffrey. My birthday's coming up in a couple days and everybody's acting like jerks again. / Jeffrey: How old you gonna be? / J.C.: Two-thousand something. I lost track.
J.C.: Anyway, all I want for my birthday is for everybody to just act chill and be _nice_ for one day. Just one day. Be cool. / Jeffrey: Two thousand?
J.C.: But everybody's all stressed out and drinking too much and yelling at store workers and - / Jeffrey: So what are you, like a vampire? / J.C.: More like a Highlander, except I'm a ghost, too. / Jeffrey: Wow.
{{tag: This is because everybody is accidentally celebrating Mithras' birthday on Saturnalia}} / {{roll-over text: Like a Highlander Wolfman Space Zombie Shepherd who has every dog that ever died.}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081221.html
Jeff: Hey Joanna, we're goin' out for hot dog meat and tequila worms. Be a good zombie kitty!
[[Joanna picks up Die Hard DVD]]
[[Joanna turns the volume up all the way]]
[[Joanna walks away from the TV]]
[[Joanna picks up a phone]]
Phone screen: CALLING 911... ARE YOU SERIOUS
[[Joanna walks away with a bottle of liquor and the phone on the ground next to the TV, leaving the caring 911 operator to futilely give instructions to no one at all]] / 911 Operator: HANG IN THERE
{{This only works because my address is in Nakatomi Plaza.}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080325.html
Two Days Later / Nepal / [[Jeffrey is dragging Joanna across the snow]] / [[He reaches a dark imposing temple]] / [[Red eyes shine out in the darkness]] / Demon: Who dares disturb me on Tuesday afternoon? / Jeffrey: It is I, Jeffrey Rowland! The Pope believes my zombie kitty is the Anti-Christ. / Demon: This creatue is not of this earth, is she a deadle? / Jeffrey: Man I don't know about all that but aside from the drinking she's deader than rap-rock... / Demon: Well we wouldn't want anyone to think the Pope was fallible...
{{Comment: Fortunately it only takes a day and a half to get from JFK to rural Nepal}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080422.html
Jeffrey: Jesus and Mohammed and Ganesh and Xenu, hear my prayer!
Jeffrey: I accidentally squished my zombie kitty! I command you to make her be okay again!
Jesus's phone: rrrring / Mohammed's phone: rrriing / Ganesh's phone: beep beep beep / Xenu's phone: rriing
Xenu: This looks like a job for Lord Xenu!
Xenu: This must be the place...
Xenu: God, it was so much easier just giving L. Ron Hubbard a hundred dollars...
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070312.html
[[Three Days Later]] / [[A green-eyeshaded IRS agent is standing next to Jeffrey's file cabinets.]] / Agent: I'm not even sure what the complaint was about, Mr. Rowland... you have one of the most legitimate businesses I've ever seen! / Jeffrey: Heh, just don't tell nobody, okay? I kinda got a... reputation.
Weedmaster P (whispering, from hiding): Are they gone / Jeffrey: They're gone, Weedmaster P.
Weedmaster P: What the hell man your cat is a NARC what in the HELL even / Jeffrey: Relax / Weedmaster P: RELAX but what in the dicks are we gonna DO man like 90% of the shit we do is ILLEGAL / Jeffrey: I will deal with the situation appropriately.
[[In a desolate room of Topatoco, Jeffrey confronts Joanna toweringly. The door to the room slams shut.]]
{{Title text: The IRS agent is loosely based on my accountant the 941st Reich}} / {{Bottom text: I am going to deal with my narc zombie cat in the most appropriate way I know how}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111003.html
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