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Nukees - Wednesday, September 3, 2003
[[Gav and The 'Date' are standing by the car arguing]] / Gav: YOU think you can threaten ME?! I cheat death on a daily basis! I've beaten EGG WHITES more threatening than YOU!!
[[Gav continues, face closeup from The 'Date's' perspective]] / Gav: I rip the BOLTS off of TWENTY-TON ROBOTS! I've defeated GIANT ELECTRIC ZOMBIE SQUID!! I've been struck by FREAKIN' LIGHTNING!! I DIED, for frank's sake!! What do you think YOUR puny hairgel-soaked ASS can serve up against THAT?!
[[The 'Date' proceeds to punch Gav in the nose, side view]] / <<Pop>>
[[Gav has turned to the side, holding his nose, whilst The 'Date' stands with fists at the ready]] / Gav: [[thought bubble]] Where's an electric zombie squid when you need one? / Casanovocaine: I can TELL why people want you dead... You won't SHUT UP!
http://nukees.com/d/20030903.html
Nukees - Friday, January 23, 2004
Suzy Gee: Girls... Your mystery punch!
Jeannie: Gav, I said I wanted YOU to mix me a drink for once...!
Jeannie: Now, tell me how you got her to do it for you and I'll forgive you!
Gav: Jeannie, if you're thinking of an army of bartending zombie slaves... Let me show you some plans... / Jeannie: AGAIN with the robots! Wait... what?!
http://nukees.com/d/20040123.html
Nukees - Friday, October 12, 2001
Jesus: Looks like we're running a little short on time, so there will be no time for offensive or controversial jokes today. Let's move on and meet some more Nukees cast members!
Danny: How much phlegm would Errol Flynn fling if Errol Flynn could fling phlegm? / Jesus: Meet Danny, your average plasma physicist next door. Hell, I'm omniscient and even I don't understand what he says most of the time.
Jesus: Then there's King Luca, Suzy Gee, Jeannie, the Egyptian goddess of truth and order Ma'at, Steve, Dr. Goldfinger, Cecilia, Linus, Teri the homicidal A.I., Barbie, and a giant electric zombie squid ...
Jesus: Okay, great! We have some time left over! So who knows why women fake orgasms? Beause they think we care! Ha! So toon in Monday when we'll -- / Suzy Gee: You ain't making it to Monday, joke boy.
http://nukees.com/d/20011012.html
Nukees - Wednesday, January 5, 2005
Rita: I'm kidding, of course, we don't want your blood... / Gav: No, really, I don't mind.
Rita: We want your SOUL! / Girls: Giggle / Gav: Well, we're here.
Rita: This is a campus building. / Gav: The ventilation sucks, but it's got a great view...
Rita: It's a good thing we're not zombies. / Gav: Lots of closet space... Great neighborhood, too! Close to schools.
http://nukees.com/d/20050105.html
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