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[[Minty and kimono are at a table laden with food.]] / Kimono: So what's the difference between a mummy and a zombie, really? / Minty: Mummies are the wrapped-up guys, and they aren't contagious.
Kimono: Right. If a zombie bites you, then you become a zombie. / Minty: Yep! Unless he eats you, because then there's nothing left to reanimate. / Kimono: Hmm.
Kimono: If it spreads until everyone is a zombie... / Kimono: what do the vampires eat? / Minty: You know, I hadn't thought of that.
Kimono: What happens when a vampire bites a zombie? / Minty: Or when a zombie bites a vampire?!
Kimono: Vampies! / Minty: Haha! Zompires!
Minty: Okay, it's my turn! / Minty: What's nihilism?
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-02-26
[[Minty is at work in her cubicle at Pinkhost, an Internet service provider. Her space is decorated with a Yoda statue, a monkey doll, and many posters with jokes about bandwidth, binary, and Lord of the Rings humor. She is taking a call from a customer.]] / Minty: Pinkhost technical support. How may I help you? / Customer: Um... yeah. My little brother downloaded some program, but it was a Trojan, and now my computer is a zombie.
[[Minty perks up at the word "zombie."]] / Minty: Ooh! Did you know there are zombies on motorcycles now?! / Customer: What?
Minty: Yeah, in Resident Evil 5! It's not as dorky as it sounds. They're not, like, bikers in leather and chains. They're tough, but not as bad as those zombies with the chainsaws. Best way to get rid of a zombie is a few shots to the head.
Customer: You want me to shoot my computer?! / Minty: Hmm? Oh. No. You'll have to wipe the system and reinstall everything.
Minty: And give your little brother a noogie for downloading stuff.
{{bot nets, virus}}
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2009-03-18
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