• Zombie

  [[The sun, obscured by clouds, setting over a desolate highway overpass]]
  I was never actually a zombie. / Just a lonely cannibal / Trying to fit in.
  {{Nomnom.}}
  

  http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2010-08-04

• The Best Part of Zombie Apocalypse

  THE BEST PART ABOUT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WILL BE DEVOURING ALL THOSE DIPSHIT DIETICIANS WHO MADE US FEEL GUILTY FOR EATING WHAT WE WANT
  / {{I swear on all that is holy that I will go right back to eating ice cream when I'm done.}}
  

  http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2009-09-08

• The Philosophical Zombie Slayer

  In the world of the post-apocasolipsist / One man has the Balzac / To Thoreau down.
  THE P-ZOMBIE SLAYER / COGITO ERGO SUMMER 2010
  [[pensive man standing with crossbow in pile of books]]
  {{Someone on the performance video pointed out that I missed a Thoreau pun. I owe them this.}}
  

  http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2009-08-28

• The Cynic's Pascal's Wager

  [[The window of a grey stone building. There is a big statue, who's hand is holding onto the window sill. It is swathed in robes (stone ones of course) but does not appear to have a head]]
  The Cynic's Pascal's Wager:
  Doubt God and rot eternally.
  Believe in God and live forever.
  Or make friends with a zombie
  and split the difference.
  {{That's using your brrrraaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnssss...}}
  

  http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2010-06-09

• Conscientious Zombies

  [[It's an animation! Lying on its side in a pool of blood, the sort of human figure you might see on the door of a men's room goes through about five frames of shrinking due to large bite marks. Also it is green. The underlying surface is perhaps concrete. By the fifth image's appearance, there is nothing left of the corpse.
  Text: Conscientious Zombies / Use all of the human
  {{*EDIT: a friend pointed out to me how this comic makes more sense if it's about zombies, so I jigged it a bit*
  What's this? An actual comic? Yessiree! / This comic was based on my girlfriend's idea!" / Oh, hey, so as of December 11th at 10:00 am the store is closed for the holidays. Shipping will resume on January 9th. Thanks!}}
  

  http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2010-11-01

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