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Now you listen up. I'm only going to say this once. The legend says that the Chattan curse began with two sisters. / Two sisters who were also witches. / One was an absolute marvel at spellcraft. Her name was Aingeal. / She loved magik. / The other, Mór Sine was a shapeshifter. / These sisters were night and day. Aingeal had a fiery spirit and was into everything. / Mór Sine was much more delicate. She hated her power. / You can guess these two didn't quite get along, and when they fell in love with the same man... / His name was Seamus Uasal, meaning, Seamus the Noble. He was rich for back then. That means he had cows. / Now, ol' Seamus liked Mór Sine and she liked him back. / Trouble was, Aingeal liked him too and she aimed to win him. / To win Seamus, the sisters betrayed each other. / In the end Aingeal was dead and Mór Sine and her line was cursed forever. / I don't recollect the details of what happened, but it was the three-fold law that won in the end. Anything you do that's bad, comes back to you three times as bad. / Now you know. It wasn't magik, but the bad people do that cursed our Chelsea.
Oh my Lord. That was quite a story. / You, uh, said that you could not remember the details of how the sisters betrayed each other. Was that... forgive me, but is that true? / That's all I'm going to say Diane. I've said way yonder too much already. / What are you looking at cat? / ?
I'm going to go and check on Chelsea. / I'll be up there in a moment. / You told her of the curse? / Yes, Sebo, I did. / Was that wise? / No, but Diane is Chelsea's mother and that is reason enough... I hope.
How are you doing? / I feel much better now. My strength is back now. / Chelsea you are a very special girl. I'm afraid that you may have troubled times ahead. If you ever need anyone... / You're not alone. / I never have been Mama.
When you fall off a horse, you gotta get back on. / I think what I did wrong the first time was that I focused on sweeping the whole yard at once. / Now please put the broom in front of me. / Okay. / Is it doing anything? / No, unless just lying there is something.
 
I'm sorry, but I should really do this alone. / Not a problem. I need to get back to work anyway. / Good luck! / Thanks! Love you. / One of these days you and your mother shall make me physically ill. / Go choke on a hairball.
Lick, lick, lick / Will you stop. I can't concentrate with you licking over there. / And I can't stand a witch who can't move a broom because she is afraid to focus. / What if I faint again? / I'll lick your face to revive you.
I'm going to try to lift this broom again. / So, don't you scratch me this time. / Sorry, I can make no promises. / Plop! / ? / Well now. How about that. You finally managed to pull it off. / Swat!
I bet it's been ten years since we had a good snowball fighting, hillside sledding, snow cream making... snow. / Yep. I think you're right. It's been about ten years. / We could cast a snow spell. / Now kitten, you got to have a mighty good reason to work a spell. / What? Snow cream isn't a good reason?
Okay, if I cast a snow spell, then kids get out of school and parents get off of work. People will be able to enjoy on of nature's wonders. / Snow makes people happy. That's reason enough to make it snow isn't it? / A Singapore sling makes people happy. Frozen slush makes them homicidal. / You are a weird cat. / Look who's talking.
 
Here's the snow spell I came across earlier. All I need is a single white rose, which I have... / Hmm. Stealing from Madam's collection. Yet another reason for her to be furious with you. / You know. No matter how I try to rationalize this, it's still a selfish thing to do. / But I really want to see it snow. / Tsk tsk. Oh the crosses we must bear.
I'm going to make it snow. / Fools rush in, so they say. / You have a point. Maybe... / Oh go ahead. Spread your wings a bit. / Before you begin however... / What? / Let me check my food stock. If we do get buried under tons of snow I certainly do not wish to run out of any of the necessities.
A spell for snow: Pure light, ancient white / Hear the silence, feel the night / The fire is so delightful, and there is really no place to go, / Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. / Don't knock it. The thing just might work.
WEDN, we play the music of paradise. / Yes, I know it's corny. What do you want? / Snow? Are you out of your mind? It's almost 50 degrees outside. It can't be... / ... snowing?
If you looked outside your window this morning, then you were as surprised as we were. / Folks, this storm has literally appeared from nowhere. Here in New Hanover county we have ten to fifteen inches of the white stuff. / Needless to say, if you don't have to go out, stay inside... / Chelsea Chattan! Get in here! / Girl, I told you not to work a spell unless you have a good reason. / Oops. / I'm sorry. I... I guess I got carried away. / You got carried away? Child there is near about a foot of snow out there! / A foot? Wow. / Now don't gloat. You can't gloat when you done wrong. / Okay. / A foot of snow on her first try. Now if that ain't something. / I thought we weren't going to gloat.
 
Je-sus kee-reist!! What is all this?!! / It was freakin' 50 degrees yesterday. Somebody tell me what's going on. What is all this? / Splat!! / It's snow.
Don't you like this? Snow is magical. Snow is pure. Snow is really, really cool. / You can hear it. Listen to the snow. It sings... / Slosh! / It sings all right. Like a pig in heat.
So, why are we walking to the radio station? / It'll take an hour to get the bus out of the snow and then it'll take another half an hour for the thing to warm up. / Besides, it's only six minutes to the station as the crow flies... / Skreee!! / Uh, yeah, flying would be a really good idea about now.
That c-car... headed straight for... us! / Yaaahhh!!!! / Yaaaahhh!!!! / Whatdoyaknow. / Crash!! Boom!!! Tink. Bam!! Crackle!!
Hey Lady, you okay? / I-I don't know. I think so. I hit your friend. Is he... okay? / Hey Jubal! You dead or what!? / Yes. / He's okay... want a smoke?
 
What's up? / Oh, I dunno. / I think it's snowing in my head. / You break anything? / I... I don't think so. / Too bad. Try and fake something when they come for you. We'll get more out of the settlement.
Grandma? Are you still mad at me? / I ain't mad kitten, but I AM disappointed. Magik ain't something to play with and you know better. / I know. I guess I was so... eager to prove myself. I was impatient. / It's hard to resist, but you have to remember, there are always consequences to what we do. / That's why you really got to be sure about the spells you work. / Knock! Knock! Knock! / Cynthia? Child what are you doing in all this mess? / There's been an accident. It's... Jubal. / Paul called me from the hospital... / What? What happened? / It's because of all this freaky snow... Jubal and Wald were walking... / Chels... Jubal was run over... / By a car. / I think I'm gonna throw up.
Love is the drug that I'm thinking of... / Hello Mr. McRae, I'm here to draw some blood from you. / You're cute for a vampire. / I see they've already given you something for pain. / Love drugs baby! Love is the drug...
Hello, I am Dr. Brody. / Hey! Just like the police chief in Jaws. / Yes, just like the police chief in Jaws. / Da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum... / Please, Mr. McRae. / Da-dum. / I must remember my Hippocratic oath.
Mr. McRae, you... / Jubal, call me Jubal. / Mr. McRae, you have a very bad sprain in your wrist and a few abrasions, however... / You are in pretty good condition to have been struck head on by a car going sixty miles an hour. / Is that what Wald told you all? Gotta love him. Always thinking of his friends when he's trying to scam somebody.
 
Okay, this is what happened. The car skidded on the icy road, out of control. I tried to get out of the way, but the side view mirror tagged my hand. Then I stumbled and fell. / Then the car plowed into a tree. The lady driving it is probably in worse shape than I am. / She's fine. Just a few cuts and bruises. / I really don't want to sue her, but Wald says we need a new television. What can ya do?
Mr. McRae, you need to keep that wrist wrapped and elevated. / We will send you home with some medication for pain. / Oh Boy! / This is only for when you are IN pain. / Rats.
Now, I've got the insurance information, medical, family and work history all completed for my brother. / Now can I SEE my brother? / Sure. / Let's go home.
Is he okay? Is Jubal okay? / Nobody's asked me to be a pallbearer yet, so I guess so. / Jubal? Wha? I - I thought you were hurt? / Nope, I'm fine. This is just the next fashion to replace piercing. / I thought you were REALLY hurt, near dead. / At least that is what we were all told. / Hey, it looks good on an insurance claim. / Are you disapointed? I could run out into traffic if you want. / You hush. / Y'know Wald, I'm not going to sue that lady who it me. It wasn't her fault. It was an accident, because of the snow. / Wha??? / What about my television? I want a new TV! Think of it! Those "Charmed" babes on a 56 incher! Jubal!!!
How have you been? / Good. Fine. I think. / Um, Jubal, could you come to the house with me. There's something I need to talk to you about. / Can't we talk here? / I need to work up the nerve and, uh, fresh air would help a lot.
 

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