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|Have I told you how much I love you, Jubal? / Yeah, I'm moody today. / Jubal, hush. Sweeping the yard is an exercise in concentration. / You remember what happened the first time Grandma taught me to do this. We don't want a tornado on top of everything else. / Back and forth, back and forth, that's it. Back and forth. / We're as calm as daisies in a meadow. / We're sweeping the leaves, the twigs, and the negative energies all away. / Hear the birds chirping. Feel the wind against my skin. Hear the wind blowing over the grass and through the trees. / Hear the wind, hear the -- what did you say, Jubal? / You're not -- / Jubal's where? / Let him go? What are you -- / Oh my Goddess, I KNOW where he is. / I know where Jubal is!|
|I know where he is! I know where JUBAL is! / What's going on here? / Uhhh... Nothing. We had a DISAGREEMENT. / Hisssssss! / You say you found Jubal? / Yes, I can portal there in just a few minutes... what happened to my hair? / I'm going. / We're not going through this again. / No, we're not. / Now, listen. I'm going, even if I have to knock you out and tie you to the bed to make you stay. / DO YOU UNDERSTAND!? / Thanks for giving Jubal that image. / Fine, let's get on with it. / What did you do to your hair?|
|London, East End. / This guy, he's a Portal Wizard? / Actually, he's a Portal Sorcerer. / So, let's go get him. / We have to be careful. He may not look like much, but he's formidable. / He may be sympathetic to the MASTER, but we still need to approach cautiously. / But all he can do is portal things, right? / RIGHT. That's why we need to be careful. / Mr. Dance, if you'd come with us, we'd like to -- / &Q&%!|
|Aaeeeeiiiiii!!!!! / KA-BOOM!! / Snap / Crackle / Wait! Wait! Please, wait!! / I'm waiting.|
|We don't want to hurt you. We only need your help. HE will reward you graciously if you help us. / Help me with the tangerines. / Who are you, and more importantly, who is HE? / I am Janos! / I live to serve LORD DRACULA! / Huh, the old blood sucker finally made it out of that vault. Took him long enough. / Okay, I'll help. / You see, I don't particularly like Vampires, or Werewolves for that matter. But Vlad and I do share certain ideals. / We hate people. / I was once the scourge of Las Vegas. Now, look at me! / Oh, your friend is quite dead. We can add VOLCANOS to the list of things that can kill a vampire. Who knew? Heh. / Elsewhere / Are we done?|
|We're done. / The estate of BARON VLADISLAV LATOS is now dissolved. / What a name. / Hey, at least he didn't use ALUCARD. / And BARON VLAD LATOS III, the lucky heir, gets everything. / I've transferred what assets I could to an account in the Cayman Islands. Most of the Baron's assets were in stocks, bonds and a few other securities. We should sell most of them outright, but that will take a few days. Then I can transfer the funds to the Caymans with the rest of the Master's stash. / Anywho, the Baron's estate does own controlling interests in a few worthy companies, including several banks scattered across the world, three oil companies, a major law firm in LA, and this. / Rhodes International? They're in pharmaceuticals. So? / That's their cover. They're a front company for the FOUNDATION. You've heard of all those nifty gadgets they give their assassins? Rhodes develops them. / And the pharmaceutical cover isn't wasted either. They're a big player in biogenetics. / That should fit into the Master's plans quite nicely... whatever they are. / Ours is not to reason why, yada, yada, yada. / I wonder how the others are doing on a passport?|
|Good, you got 'em. / Birth certificate, visa, passports... wait a minute, a photograph? / How did you... dude, this is a picture of GARY OLDMAN. / You took this from my Dracula Scrapbook didn't you? / What'd you expect me to do, use a picture of BELA LUGOSI? / Dude, you cut up my book. Besides, this will never fly. / Well, if they snag that Portal guy then the chances are the the MASTER won't even need it, but if he does, here it is. / And if he runs into problems he can just do his Jedi mind trick, and no one's the wiser. / Shouldn't that be SITH mind trick? / Heh. Probably. Hey, we've only a couple of hours 'till dark. You want to grab something to eat? / I'm thinking Asian would be good. / Let's go.|
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