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Come back to me Cree -- that Bastion witch cannot take care of you that way I can. / I can take care of myself! / Very well -- Corrine? / It'll be a pleasure. I'll rip those tattoos right of little lollipop's skin. / Slap! / Eeeiiaaaahh! / Get up you pathetic cow!!! / Yes my love.
Now my little lollipop, are you going to join our family or do you want a bit more foreplay? / Ahem -- you already have a family Corrine -- remember? / Jubal calmed me down! Looks like you could use some DOWN yourself! / This spell you are under -- let me now tear asunder. / DAMN! She got away! / Wait!
Is she -- is she dead? / I don't know. Who is she? / Hey, who are you? / I'm Chelsea and this is my sister Corrine -- Mel. Who are YOU? / I'm Cree. Where are we? / Hell if I know. / She's gone! -- Whoever she was. / I have a feeling that can't be good. / Let's go!
Ted -- how could you? This is our honeymoon and you want me to meet another woman?! / If you just met her, Trish -- you'd -- just meet her. / And besides I have to be in New York on Monday to audition. We really don't have the --- / -- time. / Hello Trish -- my love.
Dear everyone: / I love all of you very much. / I thank you for everything you've given me: your blood, your wisdom, your hearts. / You were the best things about my life.
 
I'm keeping this note in my dresser. Maybe I won't kill myself, and you'll never need to see it. / If you do... I'm sorry. Sorry that I wasn't stronger. Wasn't braver. / But you deserve to know that I've been lying to you, and to myself. / I had that made clear to me last night.
It was a dream. I was flying. / They say that when you dream about flying you're really dreaming about romance. / It felt normal for us, Jubal. Really good for a little while, then... / Thump!
Pfuuhh! Every time! Every -- damn time! / I'm flying for a little while, la la la LA, then -- BAM! / Just drives me WILD!! / Well, you can't help THAT. / We're ALL wild here.
... Okay... Am I crossing over with "Alice" here? / YOUR words don't make any sense! / A Queen after my own heart. / Are you seeing anyone? / Oh, for the love of --
What has four legs on the full moon... / Two legs in the evening, and her tail BETWEEN her legs at ALL times? / The -- SPHNIX? / Wrong! Die! / Hsst! Not YET! / Wait, just... where AM I? / A Clan of the Cats.
 
I know you, Aslan. Aslan... the God-King from "Narnia". / Jesus... wow. / I mean wow, Sir -- I suppose -- / Thank you for, um -- HAVING me in -- uh -- / This is your realm too, Chelsea Chattan. / This is everybody's realm. / It's kind of a feline -- pantheon. / "Pantheon?" But -- HOBBES! You're... just... / Hey, what can I say? People BELIEVE in me. / Just as they believe in yourrr LIE. This lie has brought a new, FALSE God among us. / And both lie AND God must DIE.
E-Easy, Bast. She's still YOUNG. / She is IMPORTANT! The mightiest werecat of her AGE! / And what does she say, whenever she hasn't the COURRRAGE to admit her own DEEDS? / I'm not like you! / -- panther was controlling my actions -- / "Oh, the pantherrr made me do it."
How DARE you? / I killed Deus Lupus. I hurt Jubal. I ADMIT MY GUILT. / SURE, that panther's in me, but I can CAGE it. I'm STRONGER that it is! / Perhaps you ARRRE. / Let us TEST.
Lord Aslan! / Rrrowww! / Rooooarrr!! / Ggggrrrrr
It was a terrifying concept. / A concept with teeth. Pure violence. / I couldn't pacify it, not with raw meat, soothing words, or puffs of breath in its face... / It wanted to be free... and so it wanted me dead. The end.
 
Rrrr Rrrr / Arrrrrr / Hrrrrr / Gnaaaaaa
No doubt you are wondering how your storybook FRRRIENDS could treat you this way. / Aslan. / Underssstand, we have done nothing. You are the one who imagined your own instincts to hunt, feed, and mate as a DEMON -- / ... and our imagination shapes our REALITY. Trust me. I KNOW. / Be healed. But remember. / There is no panther but you.
-- But I think Chels is doing better. She's SMILING more. / Yeah, she SMILES, all right. / She smiles like a battered WIFE. / Paul! / That, that, that wasn't my fault. / Paul didn't mean it anyway. DID YOU PAUL? / Oh, let me guess. You just hit her because "You were under a spell". / That's right. / So you don't remember? / I remember. / Were you like a puppet? / No. Just... angry. FURIOUS. / Can you say with 100% certainty that you WEREN'T bottling up that anger before "The Spell" RELEASED it? / Paul. / I LOVE you, Jubal. I love Chelsea TOO. But I'm not sure I TRUST you with each other. / They say domestic abuse is LEARNED behavior... and I know you didn't learn it from DAD. / I said I'm not hungry! / So what, Chelsea "TAUGHT" me to hit? It's HER fault now? / Hardly. / We can't choose all our influences. But we're still responsible for our ACTIONS. / It isn't our parents or medication of God or "MAGIC SPELLS" that make those actions FOR us. It's us. / It's been use ever since Adam and Eve.
I'm plus? / I'm plus! / I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. / I'm plus. / What do you mean -- "YOU'RE PLUS"?
We're living that the Wood Haven apartments right now -- it's right outside of town -- / However, with Cynthia pregnant we thought -- we need a bigger place -- a house. / We want to loan you the money, but caring for a house and a child is a MASSIVE responsibility -- frankly your bank statement tells me you're not up to the challenge. / If your wife worked -- or if you could get a cosigner -- a relative -- I'm certain we could work something out.
 
They turned us down for the loan. / They can't do that. We need a house. / Believe me, they can. Although the loan officer wants me to get a consigner and he strongly suggested your FATHER... Ben. / That's no problem -- is it?
You know we'll help you out as much as we can. I may even be able to convince your father to buy the house outright for you. / What? / We're really not THAT well off -- it's just that Corrine gave us some money for -- uh -- BURNING DOWN our old house. It was a substantial amount. / Well... / I know Paul has his pride. I'll talk to your father tonight. If he doesn't cosign, I will. / Corrine's check was made out to me. / Hee.
There is one other thing I need to tell you... Mama. I went to the doctor yesterday and -- I'm going to be a MAMA too. / Mama? Are you okay? / Okay? Am I... OKAY? / I'm going to be a grandmother! The world is music and sunshine! / Of course I'm okay! / The grandparent fairy strikes quick.
I just wish you had not gone behind my back. I would have asked your father to cosign... eventually. / But daddy will loan us the money. We don't even have to deal with any old bank. Isn't that better? / That's not the point. / Besides, he's charging us as much interest as the bank and I have to go hunting with him to get the money. / That's daddy. He likes to kill things when discussing money.
This is the house. As soon as the papers are signed this will be our new home. / It's beautiful. / Old Doc Wellington's place. He saved a boy's life back in 1924. Kid got bit by a shark right out here in the sound. / That's right Ben. Ever since then it's been known as the Wellington House. / Now it's Paul and Cynthia's sex palace! / Jubal! / Giggle.
 
Has anyone seen Chelsea? I thought she was coming by today. / She's preparing a cleansing spell to cast on the house. Then she's going to start on a mural in our bedroom. / She's going to what and then what? / She's going to clean the house, but not like the way we're doing it. Then she's going to paint the house, but... / Never mind.
Hey, where did you put my hammer? / I don't know. I haven't seen it. / I put it right here with the nails. You must have done SOMETHING with it. / Nope. / Here it is. It was in the other room. / But I know I... am I going nuts? / Hey, you're going to have a kid and you just bought a house. You're supposed to go nuts.
I wonder what I'll crave. Pregnant women always crave something kooky. / Mama craved wintergreen mints and pig knuckles when she was carrying me. It was raspberry, chocolate and oysters with Chelsea and with Corrine I think it was... Bourbon. / What did your mother crave when she was carrying you? / Wood. / Hee! / Snicker / What? What's so funny?
Jubal. Come feel Cyn's stomach. / Hey, I'm not even showing yet! / That's okay. / Aw, come on. It's not going to jump out and bite you. / I'm... queasy about that kind of thing. / Where are you going? / I need to talk to Chelsea.
The curse was passed on to me by my father. GRANDMA isn't even cursed. So there is no reason to believe your baby will be anything but normal. / Of course there's always the HUNT curse from Mama's side... / Hee -- yeah. I just needed reassuring -- have you thought about any future plans for you and Jubal? / Oh, I have plans. I definitely have plans. Hee.
 

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