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Thank you Ma'am. Let me know if you hear anything and I'll be sure to do the same. / Jubal-Jubal. It's been two months.You know Wald. He probably got tired of us and left. / SJ -- / I liked the guy too, but he never really was a people person. Let's just hope that wherever he is he's happy. / Wald? Happy? / Okay. Let's just hope that the guy ain't dead. |
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Have you been out with Chelsea lately? / We've talked a couple of times since -- uh, I mean I've seen her around. / Since? / Uh, since the hair. / That's okay. You don't have to tell this dear old friend of yours a thing. / Good! / How shall I cope? |
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Can she really do magic? / Who? / CHELSEA! / Oh. / The THEORY is that anyone can do magic if they believe enough. / Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble -- you will leave here on the double. / Hey, no fair I was leaving anyway. / See? |
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I'm outta here. Late for my nap already. / Ta! / Ta! / Ta-ta-ta. / Ta-ta-ta -- uh, don't I miss my ma? / Riiiiinnnggg! / Mom? |
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Bye Mom. Glad you called -- out of the blue -- for no reason. / Okay. That was weird. I say a little rhyme about missing my Mom and she calls. Just one of those crazy things -- coincidence. / Except that my mom lives in California and it's three o'clock in the morning there. / I wonder if this is one of the life challenges of being reborn? |
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You called a Council meeting because of that - that insignificant human bickering! / Timon! Please explain Council procedure to this BUFFOON! / I understand Council procedure, but this is different. / Living in the States I share the grief of September Eleventh. However, we cannot be involved. These are human concerns. / A few humans are dead and you call it a tragedy. No one who has lived in the COMFORT of the last thousand years can understand the meaning of TRAGEDY. / No one, but YOU has lead a genuinely tragic -- unlife. Is that it Lil? / Go to hell! / My little girl is six years old. She wants to know why people did this. Why these people hate her. What do I say? / My grandson is five. I tell him I love him. |
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Chelsea, I need you to talk to me. / I'm fine Mama. I'm dealing. You're all okay. The world is okay and that's all that really matters. / But you're not okay! / I'M FINE! / Then why won't you talk to me?!! |
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Is there someone you CAN talk to? Is there someone professional that could understand your unique life? / I don't need a WERE-SHRINK. I can handle this on my own. Please leave me alone. / No one can handle what you went through on their own. / It was my fault Mama. What happened to me was my fault. / I - I got what I deserved and that's the end of it! |
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I unleashed Eleanor. She killed seven women. I killed her a hero. I killed Eleanor's -- cronies. I put people that I love and the world in danger. / I got what I deserved, Mama. / Do we deserve to be hurt? By shutting us out you are hurting us. / Chelsea! |
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Chelsea -- I just need you to know I'm here for you. It's killing me not being able to help. / If you can't talk about it, then I will deal with that. / She was you. / She was you, Mama. Eleanor -- conjured an image of you -- / And -- tortured me as you. |
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That's why I couldn't talk to you about it. That monster! What she did to me, she did as you. / I know -- it wasn't really you Mama -- but it was -- so REAL -- that room. It was -- real. / Oh -- God -- Chelsea -- I didn't know -- / Now you do! Are you happy?! |
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Every time I close my eyes I'm in that room -- and I hear her laughing -- I hear you and Jubal, Raven -- laughing. / And now I'm here and I'm safe -- surrounded by you all, but I'm still in that room! / Still -- oh Mama it hurt so bad. |
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Thank you. I suppose I needed to get a lot of stuff out in the open -- not keep it pinned up. / I'm sorry to have forced that -- out of you, but I knew there was something deeper. Sometimes we have to hurt before we can heal. / We'll work it out. / Finally got a Goddamned flag! Do you know how many people I had to fight for this thing?! / Had to snatch it away from an Arab. Had "God Bless America" buttons all over him. I'll God bless him -- where's the damn flagpole?! / BEN!! / Of course it's not like I can fly the damned thing! What happened with our 65 and sunny? That weatherman don't know his butt from a -- / Uh -- / Never mind. Uh -- your mother said something about you weren't feeling so well and so -- here. / For me? / Chocolate Raspberry Truffle Ice Cream?! My favorite!! / Oh Ben that was so sweet. / Don't act so surprised Diane. / I can be a sweet guy when I want to be. I have feelings too. Now where's that damned flagpole! / Ah -- life goes on. |
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Jubal. Hey Jubal! / WALD?! Is that you? Man -- where have you been?? We've been looking for you for weeks! / Long story. Tell ya later. Right now let me see your arm. / My ar-- rrrrgghh!! |
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You -- BIT my arm!! Man, what the hell is wrong with you?! / Oh, I see. / I was hungry. / So, am I going to turn into a vampire now? / Nah, I'd have to kill ya first. |
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A vampire, huh? So, do you have to slaughter the innocent, kill babies, vote Republican? / I don't HAVE to. / I HAVE to drink human blood, get my butt somewhere shady come sunrise and avoid stakes crosses and holy water. / Those last two items are because I am from the lineage of -- DRACULA. / Dracula?! Dude! |
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Anything I can do? / Can I drink your blood? / No. / Can' t think of anything else. / Scratch that. I'll need a shady spot soon. / There's the trailer. / You going to try and kill me while I sleep? / Probably. / Heh, I was just kidding. / Hey, a guy gets hungry -- |
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Look Wald. You are my friend, but I'm not going to let you drain me dry over night. / Ahh, no prob. / Does that hooker still hang around downtown? / It ain't gonna happen Wald. I'm not going to let you kill people -- no matter what. / We're gonna have a problem aren't we? / Yyyyep. |
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You go into the trailer there Jubal and I'll just go downtown for a snack. You won't even know 'em. / That's not the point. I can't just stand by and let you kill people. / Wellll, I guess there's only one thing left to do. / I reckon so. / Arrrgghh!! |
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I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. / I choked. I lost my nerve. I mean, I threw up the first couple of times I bit someone, but I never lost my nerve. / Okay. How about this? How much blood do you NEED. I mean need, not want. / Four - five - six -- quarts. / WALD! / A pint -- less can get me by a -- day or -- are you sure? / Yes! I'm -- uh, sure. / I'll talk to Jacob and Chelsea about this tomorrow. We'll see what we can do about getting you a steady supply of blood without killing everybody in town. / You know Jubal, you're a true friend. Not many guys would let another guy such their -- blood. Hehehehhehe. / Hey! Hey! Hey! Go easy! It's my first time! |
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Is Wald still enjoying his Pig Blood cocktails. / He seems to like them. Says they're fruitier than human blood, but they do sustain him. What does Jacob put in them? / It's a closely guarded vampire secret. Jacob had to haggle the recipe out of a vampire he knows. / I bet whatever it is Martha Stewart's got tons of the stuff. |
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Did you ever find out how Wald became a vampire? / Did you ask? / Well -- / Hey -- I DIED. You're a cat. Jacob turns to fire. Asking HOW doesn't seem to matter much any more. / Besides, what else could turn a normal guy into a bloodthirsty monster? / A chick did it. / Oh, you're funny. |
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It's the baby Jesus and the great horned God toe to toe in the Christmas / Yuletide SMACKDOWN! / What? / Don't play with the Christmas deities. / Don't play with the Christmad deities. / Yeah! Stop waving that baby Jesus around. Some people are alrerg -- sensitive about such things! |
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Ruth, I have to say I like your coookies. Angels and stars. / One being the angel, the heralds of the yuletide joy. The other a star, a beacon, a - signal flair to the very nativity itself -- and a representation of the much needed patriotic upswing. / Of course maybe next time you can make the star a little less like that Devil sign. / Should we tell him it's a pentacle? / He's happy. It's Christmad. Let him be. |
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I hope you don't mind all the WASPY decorations I put up. / Of course not -- besides I think Jubal was having fun with them. / Speaking of which where is -- ah there he is. / Chelsea and I are going to do a duet for Ruth's coven. We're going to sing "Here Comes the Sun" as we watch the sun rise. / It's for her Yule celebration. / Then we're going to do a rap version of "I am the Walrus". / Uh -- no. |
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Hey look. It's the Christmas star. / That's not the Christmad star -- that's Venus you silly. / I know -- you just have to use your imagination. / I can do better than that. / That's an illusion -- right? / Use your imagination. |
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Little darling -- / It's seems like years since it's been clear -- / Here comes the sun -- / Here comes the sun -- / -- and I say -- / It's alright... |
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I like the hair. Sort of punk, yet stylish. / Who said...? / Of course I had to go all practical and get a respectable DOO -- a good job. That's what they say to do isn't it? / And look where it got me. / Lucy?! How? Why? / I've come to say goodbye. You're a very lucky girl Chelsea. It's because of who you are that I can be here -- that WE can be here. / It's ironic. I feel so ALIVE in seeing you. Not many get a chance to say goodbye. / I'm sorry that I never came back to see you. I meant to -- but life's been kind of weird lately. / No big. / I know you've had a rough time of it, but things will get better. The important thing is that you found an inner strength. That's good. You're going to need it -- just use it wisely and you'll be fine. / I hate it, but I have to get going. Just wanted to stop in and say toodles. / Goodbye Chelsea. / Goodbye Lucy. / Hey, if you see my mother tell her that I said HELLO. That should really freak her -- hehehehe. / Goodbye. |
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I seems that I may have experienced just a tad too much joy this season. |
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I wrapped it myself. / I... see. |
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Ahem. / Happy Christmas, Yuletide, Chanaka, Ramadan, Kwanza, Winter Solstice, Ho Ho Ho, and have a merry Y2K! / Did I forget anyone? / What about the atheists? / Oh? / Have a nice day. |
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The night has eyes like burning flame and strikes with deadly silence. / The sun burns with the flame of life and protects all. / Forever separated they both harbor powerful magick. / A magick of light. / A magick of darkness. / From the time when two became one when order and chaos merged those gifted - those cursed have lived a life of duality. Somewhere between light and shadow, between good and evil they exist. / Only there can they truly live and the two be one. |
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How could it have come to this? / I'm not like you -- Jubal -- Anna, I'm so sorry - I'm so sorry -- Rose - damn you girl -- what have I done? / How could it have come to this? / Your grandma is gone all week? / You can control the panther now? / You want to fool around? / Yeah. |
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