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That's it! Struggle, waste yer energy. It'll be that much easier -- / -- to destroy ye! / Now, it is mine again. |
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I just hope we're not -- / -- too late -- / No! / No. |
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Chelsea -- no -- / She's still alive. / I don't mean to be insensitive about this, but we do seem to have a little bit of a problem. / Not anymore. / Arrrggh! |
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Blam Blam Blam / Blam Blam Blam / Blam Blam Blam / Blam Blam Blam / Blam Blam Blam / Blam Blam Blam / They're disappearing! / That can only mean one thing! / The priestess has begun her ritual of ascension into Godhood! |
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The door is locked magically. / Boom / I could have opened it. / I'm venting. / Bring me the silver sword. / Chelsea? / Jubal? / Let's end this. / Corrine!! No!! |
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What the? / Chelsea? What are you doing in my head? / Shut up. Don't do anything just yet, okay? / There is someone -- here -- / Nooooo! / Die! |
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Ye keep hurting me -- / I'll give ye that, but ye want kill me! / Why won't you die! / Ye can't kill me -- / Ye've not got the power. / She's right Corrine. You can't kill her. / Not alone. / But WE can!!! / Whoa. / Uh -- yeah. |
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What happened? What did you do? / When I was unconscious I saw you die -- really die. Then I knew what had to be done. I knew we couldn't kill Eleanor on our own.That's why you couldn't kill her before. Don't you see? / We had to do it together. / I feel REALLY weird. / Don't you feel that? There is something very odd going on. / The dimension is collapsing. I suggest we leave here post haste. / Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! / Hang on!!! / Are we -- / There yet?!! / I guess what they say is true. / What? / There's no place like home. |
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It's over. / It's really over. S-she's -- dead -- isn't she? / By your strike the priestess exploded into a billion particles and then the dimension she created collapsed. / In other words -- she's dead Jim. |
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Chelsea. The grimoire -- where is it? / GONE. / What?! It was the key to ending the Chattan Curse!! / No it wasn't. Eleanor planned to use it to ascend into a Goddess and hope that once a deity -- she could work miracles. |
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Jacob? Can you -- cast a spell to make someone forget an ordeal? / I -- can. To be honest I was going to offer the service. Anyone who has gone through what you have -- / It's not for me. / Quite understandable. |
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I've cast the spell upon the children. They shall sleep for quite a while. The entire trip to Canada with Mr. Harris I suspect. When they wake, they shall remember -- nothing. / Chelsea? There's someone here that REALLY wants to see you. / Oh -- how sweet. / Can we go steady now? |
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Thank you Sprite. You are a brave little fellow. / You saved Alice and Dot from that mean old Eleanor woman and for that you will always be my hero -- / But it won't work between us -- is that what you were going to say? / I am sorry. / I do want to show you my appreciation, however -- / Are you going to get naked again?! / Uh -- no. |
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Close your eyes little guy and think of the most wonderful place in the whole wide universe -- / -- the Land of Chocolate. / The Land of Chocolate!!!!!! Wow!! / Zap! / The Land of Chocolate? / I sent him to the Godna chocolate factory in Belgium. |
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Well -- haven't you been a pain in the arse lately. / Cast a spell that threatens all of existence just to give some kid a tinker toy -- then you go off and get yourself kidnapped and tortured for the same stupid kids. / What is it with you hero types. / I'm not a hero -- and Alice and Dot aren't stupid. / Okay - I'll give you one of those. / Oh, here. It's a check for -- Mama -- you know -- for burning down her house. / Well, that'll make Ben happy. / Figures -- tell Mama I said -- "HI". / That'll make Mama -- quite happy -- I think. / We're going to be okay -- okay? / Okay. / OKAY! / So, uh -- I need to get going. You be careful from now on. I don't want to have to come bac and rescue your sorry arse again -- / Understand? / I understand. / I love you too. |
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Think of it Waldo -- / The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I created. / But we did that LAST week, master. / So we did! This week I shall extract the savage beastry from that vile animal known as -- / The house cat! / If I am successful, Waldo, men shall one day walk the Earth as brothers! / Screw world peace! Get me outta here! |
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Oh Paul, isn't it wonderful what your brother has done? / Now your family is famous and you'll no longer have the embarrassment of -- marrying up. / My only sadness resides in that my dear sister, Lady Chelsea, will not be at our wedding. / For she still dwells in our ancestral home of -- Transylvania. |
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Ah, Sebastian, I think I will attend my sister's wedding after all. Especially in light of Professor Jubal's experiment. / You mena extracting of the beastry out of the common house cat? / The same. I will talk with him. Perhaps his discovery could lead to a RELEASE of my own -- cat-like curse. / I would settle for getting you house broken. |
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So, you are going in search of a release to your curse? Foolish girl -- there is no release -- / -- unless you count the patch. / The patch gives me a headache and nausea. / Then thee are truly DAMNED!! / Love and kisses! / You too Grandma! |
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Oh, Sebastian, wouldn't it be truly wonderful to be free of this family curse? / Free to do normal things, think normal thoughts, go out with a guy -- / Look! A fresh young maiden ripe for the kill!! / Where?! Where?! / Ha! Got you again! / I hate you. |
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Oh Paul!! I have wonderful news! Chelsea is coming home! / Y-you're not happy. I can tell. Why aren't you happy for Chelsea's return. / She's a black magic woman -- a witchy woman -- love is kind of crazy with a spooky little girl like her -- / She's got to change her evil ways -- uh, baby. |
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Wouldn't it be nice if we were older and we didn't have to wait so long... oh baby I could sing to you all day. / Waldo! It's time! / Time master? Time to go to the party that Baron Benjamin Monroe is throwing in honor of his daughter wedding your brother? / What? NO! It is time for that moment of moments! My search to the ultimate question may finally be over! / Are we going to transplant the soul of a sadistic killer into the body of a beautiful and bountiful young virgin? / Hmm. Interesting. Perhaps some other time. No Waldo, this is the question that has plagued mankind for eons and soon we may have the answer! / Well, it's not as bad as before, but this test proves that chocolate milk does very little to curb the bad taste of cat pee. / Oh well, let's go to that party! |
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The party is starting now. Why so gloomy? / It's Paul. We had a quarrel concerning -- Chelsea. / Oh mother, please tell me that it isn't true what they say about my sister! She isn't some monster from Hell?! / Of course not. / Well, maybe a little bit, but I'm sure a good man can fix that. |
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Ah, here comes my dear brother, mad scientist extraodinaire. / Evening, Paul. This must be Dr. Delambre. How go your experiments with the teleportation machine Doctor? / Blllarrrggg! / Slurp! Slurp! Slurp! / Oh, I see. |
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I'm certain you'll get that teleport problem fixed Doctor. / Here she comes. The mistress of Satan has arrived. / I didn't know Dr. Laura was going to be here. / I was referring to Lady Chelsea, the Devil's concubine, the widow of evil, the daughter of doom -- / Evil's dead? |
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Hello -- Paul. May I steal your brother away for a moment? Hmm? / Like you steal the souls of innocents?! / Watch her brother! She'll suck the life out of you and leave you a rotting corpse!! / I get that a lot. It's because I wear black. |
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I read of your ACCOMPLISHMENTS in the newspaper. / Not the cat pee failure? / Uh -- no. / You have managed to extract the beastry from the common house cat. I have to wonder if that process can be -- modified. / I could extract the beastry from the common house ferret, but what good would it accomplish? |
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I've come here to beg for your help. Use your serum on me. Release me from my unholy -- curse. / Oh, that. I'm afraid that I cannot help you there. You see that is what helps women to have babies. / Really, you should look upon it as a miracle of nature -- once a month. / On second thought, forget about it! I'll enjoy ripping your throat out! / That time already? |
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You don't understand! I'm cursed by two opposing forces constantly at war. Sort of like Rush Limbaugh and Ralph Nader in the same body! / I've delved into the forbidden secrets of black magic! I AM the Devil's slave! / How can one person be the slave of an entire television network? / I dar not utter what I am, but then I dare not, not utter! I'm - a -- WERECAT! / You got a double negative going on there. / Oh -- no -- / Get -- a-waaar- / Grwoaar! / Get a what? I didn't get what you said. What did you want me to get? Oh, I get it now. Uh -- bye! |
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And now we come to the entertainment part of our little party! / Give it up for -- Raven, the raven-haired gypsy girl! / She does that well. / Quite. / Of course being a gypsy we'll have to run her out of town afterwards. / That's half the fun! |
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A big thanks to the lovely Raven, the raven-haired gypsy girl! Torches and pitchforks for running Raven out of town will be provided after the show. / For our next act we present four young lads from Liverpool. They have really been causing a stir. Ladies and Gentlemen -- / Crash / Professor Jubal?! / Yeah yeah yeah. |
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You know that the villagers are going to run you out of town. / It's okay. I brought my Nikes. / Say, Waldo, didn't you work the bells at Notre Dame? / That was my twin brother. We're almost identical. They call him -- Quasi-Waldo -- get it? Hee hee hee hee. / Where are those damned villagers? |
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