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To heck with this! I'll simply sneak out and... / CLUMP! / At this rate I should be home... / Draaaagg / ... within the hour. / Clump!
What evil mind could concoct such an evil garment? / No matter what, I must get out of this... RAG. If anyone were to see me like this... / Are we having a problem? / Please slip me a cyanide tablet... quickly.
Isn't he the cutest little kitty you;ve ever seen, yes him is. Yes him is sooo cute. / Kootchie, kootchie. / You will both die horribly and slowly!! / Do what you want, but no torture and murder before you've had your medicine. / Medicine?
Sebo! You need to take this medicine, you hear! / This is just some herbs I've made up to help you with all your little kitty ills. / Now you listen up! You take this medicine or I'll stuff you back into this baby doll suit and feed you to the Haven County Kindergarten! / One of the few advantages to having a talking cat. Threats work.
Give! Give! Give! Give! Give! / Give us the banana NOW! / From my cold dead hand you damned dirty apes!
 
How are you doing? / Hmmm? / Oh, yes, fine. I'm fine. / I mean HOW ARE YOU DOING? It's been almost a month since we told you about Chelsea. How are you doing with THAT? / I don't know. / Good thing I didn't tell him about the giant slug demon.
This next item in the Hanford estate auction is dated just after the civil war. It is the supposed property of the infamous Mad Witch. / While the contents may be stuff of fantasy, it does make this item start at five hundred dollars. / Do I have a bid of five hundred dollars? / Five hundred dollars to the lady in black.
I have five hundred dollars for the diary of the mad witch. Do I see a bid of six hundred? / Six hundred dollars to the gentleman in the back. / Seven hundred!! / Eight.
One thousand!! / Five thousand. / Ten thousand!!! / I do believe the lady just bought herself a book.
Who are you? / I should ask you the same question. / You see, with me it's official business. / Now suppose you tell me who YOU are and why you are so interested in that diary.
 
Oh my God! / What's up Rae? / We just got this in... a story from Canada... / What?! / Seven women were found murdered in what appear to be ritual slayings. The victims were all members of the contraversial religion known as Wicca. / They were witches... like Chelsea.
I am so sorry that Anna kidnapped your cat. She loves animals, but has quite an imagination I'm afraid. / Don't worry over it. I'm sure ol' Sebo didn't mind that little tea party one bit. / I've been mentally scarred for life. / Thank you for your understanding, Mrs. Chattan. I was recently divorced and so Anna has had a tough go of it lately. / Please call me Ruth and as far as Sebastian goes, we will be glad to be Anna's playmate. He just loves children. / But only with oyster stuffing. / Thank you again... Ruth. / You come back any time, Clarice and bring that little angel next time you come by. / Grandma? / What's wrong kitten?... My you look white as a ghost. / It was just on the news... witches are being killed... / I have a terrible feeling about this. / Where? / Canada.
I was in Canada sometime last year... I think. / You think?! / Yes, the whole incident was kind of fuzzy. / I remember the two little girls and I think there were two ODD looking little boys there as well... / And a giant gnat. / Have you seen my one and only true love?
A giant gnat indeed. I sometimes think Miss Chelsea has nut loose or two. / My bear!! / Heavens and stars. What is that Rug Rat up to now? / *Sigh* I do suppose I should do something about this. / My bear!! / Why was I so cursed with a kind and goodly heart?
Ha ha! Look at the flying bear! / Maybe we should find out what's on the inside! Whatcha-say! / Meow. Meow. Meow. / Mr. Blue Kitty, help me! / Then again, cat dunking was always a speciality of mine.
 
Ha! I gotcha ya little poop maker! / You put him down! / What ya say we give the cat a bath?! / Uhhhh... bbbbb... llloook aaaaattt... / What?! / Uhh... uhh.
Are you quite sure you wish to give ME a bath? / Eeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!! / Personally, I don't mind a bath now and again, but I do need my privacy.
Mr. Blue Kitty, you got bigger... and a whole lot uglier. / But I don't care what you look like. You're my friend because you saved my bear. / Bigger? Uglier? / Where are you going?!! / If Miss Anna is correct, then I must have transformed into The Creature. I haven't done that since... oh no!
I think that you are strong enough to read this now and strong enough to know it all. / The Grimoire of Eleanor Chattan. I was reading this that day... the day I portalled to Canada with... elves? / That book transformed you into the panther and it may have done more. / It may have done considerably more than anyone could have known. I fear that Miss Chelsea has cast a spell from that book... and the Devil has risen. / Now you LISTEN to me. I don't care who you are or what bloody authority you represent. The diary is my property now and none of your business. / I make it my business when it concerns murder. / So far seven women have been horribly murdered. All of them were witches... like yourself. / I am certain they were not ANYTHING like me. / That may be, however I still must insist on speaking with you on this... / ... matter. / I hate the ones that can portal. / What are you getting me into now? / Shhh. / That lady standing over there. I bet she's a spy sent to discover the true identity of Amazing Girl and the Purple Avenger. / I'm sorry my wee lass, but I am hardly a spy. I am, however, looking for a girl by the name of Alice Dobson. Would you be her then? / Then? When? Who? I... yeah, I mean, I'm Alice Dobson. / Well met Alice Dobson. My name is Eleanor.
You performed a spell from that grimoire! / Yes... I did. There was something about a device that I had to duplicate for one of the girls. I used a spell I remembered from the grimoire. Not sure why this is all so fuzzy. / But she didn't know. We didn't warn her. / That may be, but by casting a spell she has awoken an evil that even I cringe to think about.
 
Perhaps it is my fault. I advised madam to hide the book from you. / I felt the contents of the grimoire would be far too much of a temptation and a danger to such an inexperienced witch. / Oh no... those girls in Canada... where I cast the spell...
I wish to speak with ye on a matter of great importance to me. / First of all it may be best that ye get yer dad out here, I being a stranger to ye. / W-we'll go inside and see if he's in. / That would be best. I'll be waiting for ye.
She talks funny. / She has a Scottish accent... I think. / Still, there is something up with that lady. There's something I don't trust about her. / T's just you imagination... again. I bet she's a saleslady and probably wants your dad to buy something. / Or maybe not?
Please tell me this is your imagination!! Please tell me this is your imagination!! / Okay, this is my imagination. / Don't lie to me!!
Dot! Calm down! / Uhhhh / Calm down?! We open the door to your house and POOF we're suddenly on the door steps of Dracula's Castle!! Why should I calm down?!! / Because... having a fit won't help our situation any. / When did you get so smart?!
 
What do we do now? / Well, we can't go this way, soooo... / We got to the big, dark, scary looking castle. / Hey! Maybe they'll have a phone. / Yeah, right next to the guillotine. / Goddess what have I done? / What WE have done. However, that is not the most important matter now. We must assess what we are up against. / Her name was Eleanor Uasal of the Clan Chattan and High Priestess of the Dark Practitioners. / She lived in the year 1456 in the highlands of Scotland near Inverness. / She was also the most powerful witch-shapeshifter that ever lived, but she used her power for evil... things. / To heighten her power she linked herself with her dark grimoire thereby making spell casting as simple as thought itself. / And what? Did... did I bring her back from the dead? / No. / She never died.
This Eleanor Uasal never died? How can that be? Is she an ANCIENT? Is she a vampire? What's the deal? / The DEAL is... rather difficult to explain. I... I think I hear someone calling my name. Goodbye. / What?! You come back here you little flea factory! / Sometimes he is such a CAT!
What's wrong kitten? / Sebastian! He's being a butt. / He tells me that I am responsible for conjuring up some Bitch Witch, but he runs away when I start asking questions about her. / If I am responsible, the I need to take care of it, but how can I if... / Ah, thanks.
Ugh! This climb is so steep. Dot, I have to stop a minute and rest. / Yeah, me too. / I'm so tired. If I fall asleep you wake me up, okay. / Yeah, me too.
D-d-d-d-dot?!! / Wha? / Yaaeeiii!!!
 

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