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No way I can talk you out of this? / No. / I'll need to cast this spell in secret for it to work properly. / No one follows me! Got it! / Y-yeah. I - I got it. / You just going to stand there and smoke that cigar? / Until she returns, yes. / Which one.. which... / Hello daddy. / Your baby daughter has come to stay with you a while. Hope you don't mind. / I'm certain you would not approve of my actions here tonight, but rest assured it is for the greater good. / In a roundabout way, of course.
Do you know what time it is? / Uh... no, but I guess you're about to tell me. / We missed the church service tonight. You could have called. / I'm sorry. Chelsea and I were celebrating. We had a moment today. / I don't think this is a good time to tell him about your panther-witch thing.
What ARE we going to tell Paul about my panther-witch thing? / Forget it. He thinks you're weird anyway. / So, what's for dinner? / Ugh... / Meatloaf... / Cynthia!!
Cyn? Paul? Do you SMELL something? It's really weird, like... electricity... or... / Cynthia!! / She's not breathing! Call 911! NOW!
Final Answer? / This guy's a loser. Even I know the answer... / Shhh! / It's done. / So, my wickedly witch, what do we do now? / We wait... / We wait until Chelsea heals the wench or poor little blondie dies, one or the other.
 
BP's 120 over 80, pulse is 87. The patient is now breathing on her own, but is unconscious. / Cynthia asked me what was for dinner and then collapsed. / I gave her mouth to mouth when I realized she was not breathing... / Is she epileptic? Asthmatic? Diabetic? Does she have a history of fainting? / No... no... nothing like has ever happened before.
We're transporting her to New Hanover medical. If you want to ride along jump in! / On my way! / Mamma? There's been... something's happened to Cynthia... / What's happened to my baby girl!? / Chelsea, Chelsea, it's all on your shoulder's now.
Let's go! She's slipping again! / Get her blouse off. We may have to do a trach! / Prepare a trach! / No! More O2! / I need a crit! / Pulse is 69! / BP's 100 over 60! / What insurance she got? / Get X-Ray down here stat. / Her lungs sound clear. / There's no obstruction in her trachea... so why can't she breath? / Cynthia. / Any ideas at all? / No. / But she's dying and we haven't a clue as to why.
Has you sister suffered from fatigue? Do you know if she has been near any chemicals? / No... no... she was fine until we returned home... / Ha ha ha... / Paul? Are you okay? / I-I'm fine. She - she was okay until she touched my meatloaf.
I heard the McRae girl has you stumped. / That's putting it mildly. / We've got her on O2, which helps, but she's still losing ground. / We've tested her for infection, for toxin, and for at least three dozen respiratory diseases and still we wind up with nothing. / However we better find something soon or... it won't matter.
 
How is she? / About the same. / She's running a fever. I thought this fan would cool her down a bit. / Would you plug this in for me please? / ELECTRICITY! That's it! / I have to find Grandma now!!
Agnes, I just know there is something going on with Cynthia. Something ain't right. / Oh, I know there is. My ears have been burning something awful lately. That means somebody's been casting spells they shouldn't. / 'course that also happens every time the McDonald sister get into a spell spat. / Grandma! Grandma! I know what's wrong with Cynthia!!
Grandma. I know what's wrong with Cynthia. It was right before she collapsed... / I smelled no,... I SENSED something electrical. / Energy. A spell, a very powerful spell. / That's what I thought. / Let's get to work.
It's been two days. / I know! I know! / Any word from home? / WAR is inevitable. / That's just bloody peachy, isn't it.
I'm tired of it Mel! I'm tired of sitting in this motel and waiting! / Our friends may be dying because you have some damned hate-on for your family! I'm not into that! I don't care what they did to you! / They killed me!! / We'll need white and blue candles. / I'll get the Myrrh! / We'll also need some nettle, spearmint and rosemary. / You'll need to go meditate for this. It will require a powerful spell. / That's where I'm going. / Grandma, Cynthia is my sister. What if I can't save her? / The oxygen, that has been helping your daughter breathe, isn't any longer. / We will have to put her on a respirator. / What does this mean? / I'm afraid it means that she may never recover.
 
Jeez Mel! Whatcha have to morph like that for? / Oh, grow up! / By the way, w-what did you mean that your family killed you. Ya look pretty alive to me. / Our Mel ran away from home at the tender age of fifteen. Couldn't stand dear ol' step dad, you see. / A year later she came to my home town of San Francisco... / ... and threw herself off the Golden Gate bridge.
Yes Jeremy, the icy March waters of the San Francisco bay became Mel's baptismal. / On that fateful windy day, Corrine M. Chattan died, and... / ... Melpomene was born. / You should have been a Thespian, Jacob. / Then I could boo you off the bloody stage.
I don't understand it, Grandma. Who would cast such a terrible spell on Cynthia? / I don't understand it either, kitten. I don't know of any witch who would do such a thing to that poor girl. / No one I know has ever harbored any ill will toward Cynthia, except for... / Corrine!? / Corrine!?
Corrine has been dead for over ten years. She jumped off the Golden Gate bridge. / But no one ever found a body. / What if she was like me? What if she had the same abilities? / Mercy, child... you could be right.
The more I think about it, the more I believe it is Corrine. She is alive and she is responsible for the spell on Cynthia. / But why? And why did she come back now? Why did she enter my dreams? / Right now this second, those questions will have to wait. Right now we have to get over to the hospital and heal that girl! / Then let's go.
 
How is she doing? / The doctor has her on a respirator, but she's still slipping. / I know it's hard to understand the ways of the Lord, but we must accept His as the final decision. / Don't go deciding nothing yet, Reverend, the cavalry has arrived.
You want to what?! / No! I forbid it. There will be no Satan witchcraft, mumbo-jumbo crap here! How dare you, especially in front of the Minister! / Please, Ruth, I hope you understand how inappropriate this is. / I understand that if you IDIOTS don't let my Chelsea work her spell, that girl over there is going to die! / Chelsea, please, I know that you mean well, but this will accomplish nothing. / Paul, I can save her. Please let me try. / How? How can YOU save Cynthia? The doctors don't have a clue to what's wrong with her. We've prayed night and day for a miracle. How can YOU help? / Because... I, uh, I... I'm a real witch. / What did you say? / I said that I'm a witch, a REAL WITCH! And I can save my sister! / Someone has cast a spell on Cynthia and I'm this only one who can help her. Now you just have to let me try.
Uh, by stating that you are a REAL witch, what exactly do you mean? / It means she's crazy! / It means what it means. / And now that you've pushed me out of the BROOM CLOSET, please let me get to work!
I'm sorry, Ruth, Chelsea, but I think that it would be best that you leave. / This have been... it's been hard on all of us. Come back later... without your... things. / I'm not leaving until my sister is able to walk out that door with me!
HOLD IT! Hold it. Okay, Chelsea, you can perform your spell. / What? / You don't believe... / Of course not, but this will give them closure. / Ben, it's very likely that... Cynthia won't make it. We don't need to be on opposite sides when that time comes. / You do have a point there.
 
We, um, we need to give her this potion first, so... we need to take her off the respirator. / WHAT? There is no way you are going to remove my wife from that machine! / Paul, you have to trust me. / STOP IT!! This is my daughter lying here and I will not lose another! We will do exactly what Chelsea needs us to do! Is that clear! / Now, let's lock the door.
Diane! If we remove Cynthia from the respirator... / I know, I... know. / But she's going to die anyway, Ben. I know it sounds crazy. / I used to be a nurse, so I will... do it. / Chelsea, I am putting my faith into you. / I just hope that you have that much faith in yourself.
Code Blue!! Room 323 just flat lined!! / And her whole family was in there. / Go! Go! / The door's jammed! I can't get in!
I've taken her off the respirator and I've also taken out the feeding tube and such. Otherwise she might choke when she comes to. / True, that girl would gag on an Aspirin. / Besides, we need this potion to go straight into her from the bottle. / Could you PERHAPS hurry it up and do what you're going to do! / Open this door!! / Oh Mother, oh Father, protect this circle. / Let the wind blow, let this darkness flee, bring back the light, and set life into thee. / Nothing's happening!! / That's it! I'm opening the door!! / No!! / I can do this! / Let the wind blow, let this darkness flee / Bring back the light, and set life into thee. / Gasp!
What's going on here!! / Sunshine, on my shoulder makes me happy! / She's out of the coma and breathing fine on her own! / Oooh! What pretty, pretty candles. / Her brain just needs to catch up a bit.
 

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