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clanofthecats.com/d/20041016.html You dare attack me?! Who are you to presume to attack ME?! / Get back, you sick freak! You killed my family, you bastard! You killed my family! / Ornaments are of little protection, girl! / Hold it! Calm down, man, these puppies are about to go postal! / 500 years ago, you impaled my mother and burnt...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041018.html Ah, your silver Athame. I had hoped you would have kept up with it better, especially since I gave it to you. / Sorry, Jacob, but ever since Jubal moved in, things get mixed up. / Rosemary, Garlic, Silver Athame -- you'll need black candles too. I take it you are going to cast a PROTECTION spell? / Yeah,...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041020.html Oooh. I'm so excited! This is going to be so cool! / If you guys don't mind, I'd like to do this in private. / Of course. Cynthia only brought the camera for the... afterwards party. / NUH-UH! / Cyn, please? / Okay, but you'll have to pose with one knee down on the floor at the AFTERWARDS PARTY. / I...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041022.html Actually, I need you guys to go inside the house and stay there. / This is kind of important. / Can it wait, Jubal? I need to find Corrine. / I'd rather not. Chelsea, can we talk inside? / Jubal, I've got Dracula and Gustov after me! I need you all inside so I can at least try and protect you. And...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041025.html Chelsea, wait! I didn't mean -- I mean, I meant it, but please, wait! CHELSEA!! / Excuse me, but did she say that DRACULA was after her? / At least she didn't say NO. / Yes! She didn't say NO! She didn't knock the ring out of my hand and stomp on it! She didn't tear out my heart and eat it! At least...
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20041027.html So, there you have it. Gustov was behind it all. He killed the Red Wolf leader guy. He kidnapped the little runt to force a meeting of the Council of Three. And he did it to resurrect... / ... the Master. / An entire Black Wolf pack was destroyed so that this monster might live. / We are on the brink...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041101.html Corrine! / Corrine, where are you?! / Ah, Miss Chattan. Nice of you to POP in. It's been quite some time since your last visit. How have you been? / Goddess, where to start. / I was only being polite, Miss Chattan. I really couldn't care less. / Um, well, could you tell me where my sister is? / Madam...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041103.html What are you doing here? / Winslow let me in. / Corrine, Mama's been hurt. She was bitten by Dracula! I need you to come home. I need you for back-up. / I can't. I'm... negotiating right now. Things are delicate at the moment. / NO! / YOU AND I ARE GOING HOME WHERE WE WILL PERFORM A PROTECTION SPELL....
clanofthecats.com/d/20041105.html TIMON IS DEAD?! HOW?! WHO?! / I'll gut the bastard as slowly as I can! / Dracula had mama. Timon and I went to get her and he -- / Before I knew what was happening, Dracula killed him. / Gustov stopped me before I could help. / You will kill them BOTH. / I will, but not because you command it....
clanofthecats.com/d/20041108.html You killed them? / No. They hang between life and death... for the moment. / Look, m-master, you're going to be pissed at me, but I gave the runt to Jeremy and his little chicky. They'll take him somewhere safe. / Kill me whenever, y'know. / The pup does not concern me, nor do your friends. / As...
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20041110.html Still monitoring the witch? Good. / He proposed to her, bu tshe ran off like a stupid little girl. Since then, I have not been able to locate her. / It makes no matter. We'll move to phase two ahead of schedule. The target is the fire wizard, but he should pose little concern. / When the werewolves...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041112.html What in Merlin's name... / KRACK! / ARRGGGHHH!! / Come here, little boy.
clanofthecats.com/d/20041115.html YOU KILLED HIM!! / Not yet, but he is dying. / W-What do you want? / Take my hand, boy. That's all I ask, but do it quickly. Your witch will not arrive in time and the fire wizard will die within mere seconds. / Ugh... / How can I trust you? / The wizard is nearly dead, boy. / Your life is mi...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041117.html Is this your flat? / It's a temporary setup. We're hoping to get something fancy later. / WE? That'll cost extra, but it's okay. Like I said, I take pounds or dollars, but no euro. Not yet, leastways. / And I DO prefer cash, though plastic will do if need be. / 'sokay, but if you don't mind, I'd...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041122.html WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING OUT HERE?! / We saw lightening, heard screaming. Is everyone... okay? / It wasn't DRACULA, was it? / It was Gustov. / He instigated a sneak attack with a bolt of lightning. / I don't remember much after that. / He attacked here? / He and a couple of werewolves. Gustov could...
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20041124.html You know of a Chattan Witch? / Yeah, I know Chelsea. Why? / You will take me to her. / Well... / I admire your loyalty. Tomorrow evening the wolves will rise as kindred, and more of your brethren will arrive. / I will need an officer to lead them in the coming battles. / Be my General, or be cast...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041126.html Jacob has gone to get Ben, Cynthia and Grandma are with mama, and Corrine is finalizing the preparations for the spell. / And WE need to talk. / I'm sorry I ran out on you. / I shouldn't have sprung a proposal on you like that. It's my fault. / I guess it's time for an -- / Hee hhee... Jubal, stop....
clanofthecats.com/d/20041129.html I know where HE is. / I can feel HIM calling to me. / What of us? We were promised an alliance with the Tepes! We were promised revenge upon the Black Wolf Clan! / Mina has yet to return. I fear betrayal. Still, I MUST go. / Stay, prove your loyalty, and the MASTER will reward you. / What of the...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041201.html What is wrong with you?! / Does evil just flow out of your pores? / Somebody tattled. / I got bored. I was only having a bit of fun. / Fun? You said my baby was going to be a big, hairy, blue creature with big, bulging white eyeballs! / The Cookie Monster? / You apologize to her right NOW! / My,...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041203.html HOW DARE YOU! / How dare I what? Tell your dirty little secrets? / Please, do not tell us that was the vampire that killed the little girl last year! / The mild-mannered reporter catches on fast. / Anna was YOUR neighbor. We ALL knew her! / It wasn't like that! / Why are you doing this to me? / I...
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20041206.html We all have a beast inside us. Mine just happens to have fur and fangs. Still, I can control it... / ... up to a POINT.; / The Chattan Curse is more than just morphing into big cats. All Chattan women will eventually succumb to a ravenous bloodlust or go mad fighting it. / I brought you here for back...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041208.html You better not be bluffing, because I will do it. I will kill you if I have to. / Just make sure you HAVE to. / What's that supposed to mean? / HELP!! / I had asked Jacob to get Ben. I hope nothing has happened to -- / This man is incredibly heavy. A little help would be much appreciated. / What...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041210.html Sunny Dale Rest Home. San Jose, California. / What are YOU doing here? / He's back Abraham. Dracula is back. / Just as you predicted, aye? / As I predicted. / You'll be using an A-Bomb this go around? / Professor, you once searched for the True Cross. How close did you come to finding it? / I...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041213.html I open this circle and ask that nothing but light enter this house. Salt, garlic, and rosemary are added to a bowl of distilled water. This will be sprinkled in every room to mark the house. / We begin. / By marking this house, I draw a line in the sand. Be you man, spirit, demon, or beast, you will...
clanofthecats.com/d/20041220.html And that's all there is to... / ... it? / Your strength is growing. Your strength is darkness. USE YOUR DARKNESS. / BECOME YOUR DARKNESS.
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20050107.html That cat! / Why don't you have a rest? We'll be okay. / I'll be right up. / You've had your fun here, Gustov. Leave now, and I will let you live. / "Let me live?" Heh, you always were an arrogant little snot. / Likewise, with the emphasis on "little". / Sebastian... help me. Help me -- / Master...
clanofthecats.com/d/20050110.html Jubal, I dearly love you, but not now. / When all this is over we'll spend a whole week together. / You're not the only one under stress, y'know. / What is WRONG with you?! If I didn't know better, I'd swear you weren't... / What?! / NOTHING! / Chelsea? / Chelsea? We need to speak with you, dear. / Dear? / Did...
clanofthecats.com/d/20050112.html We were coming home from Greensboro, where the kids were visiting their grandparents, and it was like he fell from the sky... out of nowhere. I swerved and slammed on the brakes, but there was nothing I could do. / I think he's just stunned. I'm sure he will be okay in a few days. / I'm sorry to disagree...
clanofthecats.com/d/20050114.html Poor little Sebastian. / You look so peaceful. / Now... / Where's Jubal?! / That depends greatly on your point of view. / His soul, his ESSESNCE, is here, inside of my body. That's PROBABLY why it took you so long to notice something was wrong. / WHERE IS IS BODY?! / It's hovering over the Pit...
clanofthecats.com/d/20050119.html Thwakt! / Hnnngnn! / Bwak! / Oopph! / Graah! / Aaaggk! / What the Hell is going on in... here?!
 

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