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| clanofthecats.com/d/19991025.html | The chalice, please Joan. / It's brand new, M'am. We got it at Walmart, only $7.43. / The Athame now, please. / You didn't get this at Walmart did you? / Uh,... no. / Thank you. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991026.html | Now don't be nervous honey. Agnes is just going to prick your finger a little, then gently squeeze out a couple of drops of blood into the chalice. / Chelsea's not going to have to drink it, is she? / No, of course not. This is all symbolic of your love for your sister. / But why does love always... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991027.html | Cynthia Marie Angeline Thalia Monroe McRae, please step forth. / Please extend your right hand. / Uh, does it have to be blood? Spit is a bodily fluid. Can't I just, you know, spit in the cup? / Your right hand, please. / Groan |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991028.html | Go on Jubal, it's your turn. / Time to slice and dice. / Alexander Jubal McRae, please step forth. / "Blood is the life, blood is the life", so said Mr. Renfield in "Dracula". If blood is the life, it is something I gladly give to Chelsea. She is my friend now and for eons to come... / Ahem,... if... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991029.html | To this blood of the four souls, we add wine from the earth. / With this elixer we paint a protective circle, a symbol of the infinate, the unending spirit. / Chelsea Kate Urania Chattan, please enter the circle. / What a bummer. I thought she was going to glow or omething. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991030.html | No matter what happens, do not break the circle. Repeat after me. / Empower this witch, empower this charm, protect her from within, let it do no harm. / Empower this witch, empower this charm, protect her from within, let it do no harm. / Ungh / Do not break the circle!! / The beast is trying to... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991031.html | Eeiiiiiaarrrroaaii... / Empower this witch, / Empower this charm, / Protect her from within, / Let it do not harm. / Daddy? / Daddy? But you're... / Hello kitten. / I've just come here to tell you that everything will be all right. / You are an unique soul, with abilities most cannot fathom.... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991101.html | Now, by wearing this necklace, it should prevent you from changing into the panther. / But how do we know? There's not a full moon for almost a month. / Any extreme stress will make you change. We just need to make you mad. / Oh? In that case, all we need to do is tickle her. / You tickle me, you... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991102.html | Now, we have to make Chelsea mad. / I think I have it. / Pat Buchanon! Newt Gingrich! Rush Limbaugh! / Jesse... Helms. / The ritual worked. Chelsea didn't change. / Chels? I think you can stop trying to kill Jubal now. / Yakk |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991103.html | Since I am going to be moving back here, I need to go back up to New York for a few days. / I need to tie up a few loose ends, I need to help Lucy get a roommate. I also need to get my stuff. / We'll go with you and help you pack. / Thank you. I do need the help. / And I need to get my other shoes.... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991104.html | Are you certain that you don't need Jubal and myself to help? / Oh, I think us weak little girls can move Chels back here. You big strong guys need to hold things down. / Besides, daddy already used his big strong wallet to hire us a moving van and a couple of movers. / Hi, I'm Steel, this is Stone.... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991105.html | My wife just left in a moving van with two moving guys who look like Chippendale dancers. / Don't worry about it. They're probably gay. / How do you know? / Didn't you see the way they looked at Ben? / Hey!! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991106.html | A Pokémon? What in heavens name made you buy that? / I wanted to experience the euphoric ecstasy of owning a wildly popular toy, of knowing that I might as well be holding the Holy Grail. / Enough of that. Let's go get something to eat. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991107.html | So, Jubal, what was with all that hocus pocus the other night? / It was Halloween. We did, y'know, witch stuff. / Pretend that I don't wear a pointed hat and fly around on a broom. Enlighten me! / You don't? My God Paul, the rumors aren't true after all. What are we going to do with that camouflage... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991108.html | Me and you and a dog named boo... / Do you have to do that?! We don't need any entertainment tonight! / Ben! Look out!! / Skkkreeeecchhhhh!!!!! / ? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991109.html | Is he? / The dog is still alive, but barely. / Does he have a collar? / Nope. / Okay, there is a flat board in the back of the truck. Get the dog on that and we will take him to the vet. / Hope no one was hungry tonight. / They say that fasting cleanses the soul. My soul must be sparkling, but... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991110.html | What happened here? / I took my damn eyes off the damn road for one damn moment and hit the damn dog. / I must be damn senile or something. / Probably "or something". That causes more accidents than anything else. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991111.html | Ben, I've taken a few x-rays of the dog. He's in pretty bad shape. / The left lung has been punctured, his left hind leg, jaw, and most of his ribs have been broken. Also, he may be too weak to survive the surgery that he needs. / The surgery will be expensive. I'm afraid that in this case I would... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991112.html | Ben, I am puzzled. Your compassion for this dog is commendable, but forgive me for being frank, it is hardly characteristic. / When I was ten years old, my father gave me a black lab, just like that one. I named him Rascal. / I loved that dog. We had a connection that you would only find in literature. / If... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991113.html | I've called in another vet from Wilmington to help with his surgery. You fellows should go on. / Ben, I'll call you and let you know how things turn out with the dog. / Hey, wasn't that the guy who tried to have the panther euthanized? / Yes it was. / I wonder who sprinkled fairy dust on him and... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991114.html | So Ben, you didn't finish your dog story. You know Rascal? / Yes, Rascal. He was a big handsome black Labrador... unfortunately he was killed, run over, when I was eighteen. I was in school when it happened. I cried for a damn week. Imagine that. / But the story doesn't end there. / Now how did I... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991115.html | I had been pulled to safety by Rascal, a dog that had died years before, but there he was. I tried to get up, to touch him. I had to know that he was real. / I tried to touch him, but the pain from my wounds was too much and I passed out again. / About two hours later, my troops found me. The dog was... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991116.html | Ben, there are no such things as ghosts, let alone ghost dogs. I'm sure that your mind simply conjured up an image of "Rascal" to ease your dilemma. / You were alone, in trauma, scared, and so you had a hallucination. It happens to the best of us. / Yeah, when I was five years old I thought I saw the... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991117.html | When I saw my dog, Rascal, in Vietnam, be it ghost or memory, it saved me. However I could not save him all those years before. / I'm not a helpless kid or a wounded soldier any more. I know who I am and that dog will live. / But what if he doesn't? You heard what the vet said. It isn't good. / That... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991118.html | Dr. Kelly, I'm glad you could make it. The dog is inhere, pretty bad shape I'm afraid. / Doctor? Um... I... Sir, the dog is gone. / Damn. I was so afraid he wouldn't make. Such a shame. / No, Doctor. I don't mean "dead" gone, I mean "gone" gone. He's disappeared. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991119.html | Sir, the dog was right here. I turned away to begin an IV and when I turned back around, he was gone. It was just a second. / How can that be? / I don't know, but there's something else, Sir. / What? / After the dog disappeared I touched the gurney here. It felt cold and it was clean too. There were... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991120.html | What will we do Doctor? What will we tell Mr. Monroe about the dog? / I'll tell Ben... something. He'll be ecstatic about not having to fork out any money. As far as the dog is concerned, we can search for him, but I doubt we ever find him. / I have a feeling that dog was never meant to be here in... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991121.html | You see Paul, a dog is your friend. He greets you at the door, sits by your side and offers constant loyalty and companionship. / I know that Ben, I just hope you don't take it too hard if... / That dog is going to be okay. That... / ... Lord almighty. / Holy deja vu, Batman, do you think? / Can... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991122.html | I'm so sorry. I lost the map, now we're lost and we're dead. The witch will get us... / Will you cut that out! I've had it with all this Blair Witch nonsense! There are no such thing as witches! We are not lost, in fact, we are only six miles from home! / So, uh, we just keep following the dead dog,... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19991123.html | Look, Rascal has found something in that clearing. / It's another dog. It looks injured, but not badly. This look familiar to anyone? / Okay, fellows, you know the drill. Let's get this animal some help. / Hey, this could be the ghost of Old Yeller, so we better watch it. He had rabies y'know. |
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