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| clanofthecats.com/d/20031121.html | Yes, well... our NEW QUEEN OF THE WITCHES aside, the Red Wolf Clan still demands that Chelsea be probed. / So, my dear, you MUST let Rei Hoshi have your thoughts or... the outcome could be quite UNPLEASANT. / Unpleasant? / Have we considered that someone may be trying to force a meeting of the Council... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031124.html | Why can't you just believe I went to talk with Ben? / Gah!! / Why did you marry him? / Ben! You... you monster! / Monster, am I?! / Who's really the MONSTER? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031126.html | NO! / Ben, please, think about what you are doing. If you love mama... don't leave her! / You know I love your mother!! / Rrrrrrrrrrrr!! / But... to give her an ultimatum like that because of me. / I thought you were better than that, Ben... STRONGER. / You want your mother and me to get back together? / Then... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031128.html | Chomp! / Groooowwwwww!!!! / Swooosh! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031201.html | Pop! / Crackle! / Pop! / Pow! / Crack! / Pop! / Pop! / Crack! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031203.html | She who is of the beast shall become the beast. / She who is of the magick shall become the magick. / Chelsea?! Are you okay? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031205.html | Groan / Chelsea, Honey? Are you okay? / How do you feel kitten? / W-what are you all looking at? / I'll call Jacob and tell him she's come out of it! / I feel... / Spider!! Fire!!! Spider!! Fire!!!! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031208.html | CHELSEA, IT'S OKAY! EVERYTHING'S OKAY! / What... WHAT'S going on? / It's okay but... you've... you've been UNCONSCIOUS for nearly two days. / What? / What happened to me? How did I get here? Where's Jacob, Timon and the... spider? Did Jacob set me on... FIRE? / Um... well... / No. I did NOT set... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031210.html | The Chambers of the Council of Wizard Morphs / We all realize there is speculation within the Netherworld community concerning your young apprentice, Jacob, but please be certain not to jump to hasty conclusions to fill her head with fantasies of grandeur. Not everyone is so convinced your Chelsea is... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031212.html | Actually, Timon is hoping to convince Lilith to, shall we say... FAKE IT. In other words, if all goes well, no real harm will come to Chelsea during the interrogation. / (unintelligible) / Yes, Chelsea bit you while she was in panther form and we do apologize, but if you will allow me, this situation... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031215.html | We're not doing this for your own selfish pleasures. No harm must come to the girl. I'll have your word on that or the plan is off. / You have my word. No HARM will come to the witch. / I trust, however, all the traditional appurtenances will be available, and that the witch's attire will be traditional... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031217.html | No! No! No! No! NO! That's not what I want! / Playing editor now? You must be feeling better. / Oh, I'm just -- ohhhhh, that's so sweet. Thank you. / Whatcha got? / How to be a contemporary artist. First: Pee on a cat. / Silly... I've just been trying to get back into my art, but nothing really... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031220.html | Did my pants turn pink a minute ago? / Huh? / Greetings to you all. It is a wondrous sight to see you up and about, my young Chelsea. / I'm mad at you. / Of that, I have no doubt, but consider these words, That Which Does Not Kill Us Shall Make Us Stronger. You look very much alive and hopefully... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031222.html | Someone means to involve you in a Netherworld war, and we need to discover who the culprit is. / Timon has devised a plot to uncover said culprit, which will require your cooperation. / The news we shall deliver is that Rei Hoshi FAILED to determine if you did or did not steal the Sabina pup. / According... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031224.html | I have seen cupboards bare, I have fought with my life for a single taste of rat meat and I have scrounged for scraps along side the Bolsheviks, pre-revolution, but I will not degrade myself to partake of a... a shrimp head! / Beg all you want, but the head's all you'll get. The rest is for my Shrimp... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031225.html | The wittle kitty gonna sit up for the wittle bit of chicken? / The wittle Chelsea want the wittle Cornish Hen served up her... / SEBASTIAN!! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031226.html | How's it coming? / Tonight, you will have the best damn barbeque you ever put in your mouth. / Barbeque is a verb. / He just won't stop, will he? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031227.html | This is burnt sugar icing. It takes an hour to make and you have to stir the whole time. I'm alllmost done. / It must be the Yuletide season, but I am successfully managing to hold back the desire to jump in it. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031229.html | Hmmm, I hear that Granny Chattan is making up some scallops and potatoes. I'm not much of a veggie person myself, but I'll try anything with scallops. / Hey! I'd even eat a bowl of scallops and bedbugs! CRUNCHY SCALLOPS! Of course nearly any kind of seafood is a fav of -- / SCALLOPED POTATOES! / Madam... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031230.html | I mean, what are you going to do when a cow tells you 'Hello'? / Ahem. / Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm / I didn't know he had it in him. / Smooch Smooch / Heh, he always gets this way when he's making his chocolate mousse. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20031231.html | Champagne? / Oh yeah! / Here's to a New Year full of love, happiness cat's licking their butts, my favorite witch getting catty as well... / ... and your mother's green beans. / You like them that much, huh? / I love your mother's green beans. They're one of my favorite things in the whole world...... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20040101.html | Did it get really dark in there? / Yes it did. / However, we have little time to deduce why the lights dimmed... as well as a great many other things. Right now, I need to convince a cat to get wet. / CHELSEA!! / You have no choice in this matter! You will participate in our plan!! / I am sorry,... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20040105.html | Wha... / Are you insane??!! / Look, if someone is trying to frame me, then I'll get them myself! / I am sorry, Chelsea. / I wish I could give you that choice, but I can't. Therefore, you either help me... / ... or kill me. / Nooo!! / Ughhh! / STOP IT!!! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20040107.html | You FOOLISH, impetuous boy! I had no plans to harm Chelsea. The fire was impotent and only meant to hold her. / But my offer to you, young lady, still stands. Help me or KILL ME. / I'm just so TIRED of it all. / I KNOW you are. I'll do everything in my power to help you. / PLEASE, help us. / Heh,... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20040109.html | When I go to the Council meeting tomorrow, I will not be going alone. / Chuuk! / Hssssssssssss / I've decided a bit of extra security will be in order. / I'll be busy with the Chattan witch. These vampires are the best we've trained. / They'll make sure the meeting goes smoothly. / They are my... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20040112.html | They will be accompanying you to the Council meeting? / Yes, Mina. That is what I said. / After all, I will be otherwise OCCUPIED with the Chattan witch. I feel that we may need a few extra eyes on this occasion. Even I can't do everything. / It is your prerogative, Mum. / Yes. It is. / Oh Mina.... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20040114.html | As long as you hold the Kris and concentrate, you will be invisible to all, even Lilith. / What about its own magick? / The Kris of Pak is the ultimate weapon of stealth. Even its own magick is undetectable. / After this matter, the Kris is yours. Use it to loot, plunder, or what have you. / Kill? / No.... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20040116.html | Calm yourself, Morana. / What is all this about aborting our cause? / Lilith knows! She knows all about our plans! / I just heard from Mina. We won't stand a chance. / I expected as much. So much the better. / When we hold DRACULA'S ashes, Lilith's power will diminish... / ... and we will have... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20040119.html | You know that. Nothing could drag me away from you. / Chelsea, I know you're scared, but -- / That's not it. I may be a bit anxious about Lilith, but mostly I'm just... fed up. / I... I can understand that, but maybe you need to understand something too. / What? What do I need to understand? Did... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20040121.html | I know you're right, but -- / Shhh. Did you hear something? / Rrrrrr / CRASH!! / Arrrrghhh / Rippp!!! / Jubal! Run! Get out of here! / Uh oh. |
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