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clanofthecats.com/d/20030825.html Are you sure you don't want any? It's double fudge chocolate mocha. / I'm fine. / Anyway, as I was saying. Paul has been so cute trying not to act nervous around me concerning the baby. He thinks he has to act all macho and stuff for me. / Hmmm. Ice cream sculpture. / Like this morning, he put some...
clanofthecats.com/d/20030827.html Sabina Black Wolf Pack, disputed Northern Territory. / I don't understand. We've done nothing to the REDS. Why must WE leave? / It is true. We are victims of politics, Ishmael, but we are also MONKS. We do what is neccessary for the survival of ALL packs. / But we don't all stay monks! Soon, I'll...
clanofthecats.com/d/20030829.html Ahhh, the Princess graces us with her presence. To what do we owe this illustrious honor? / Can the theatrics, Jacob. I was spending some time with Cynthia. / She's soon to be very BUSY, you know. / And how is your little sister? / She's doing good, but she's not so LITTLE right now. / By the way... / The...
clanofthecats.com/d/20030901.html Isaac, come back here! / You know you're not supposed to let anyone see you fleshed! / Rustle Rustle / Ha! Now I have you! Heh heh. / Hee hee / ATTACK!!!!!
clanofthecats.com/d/20030904.html I bet I'm the last person you expected to see in THIS shop. / You'd... win. A bet, I mean. / I'm trying to explore the brave new UNDERWORLD you uncovered for me a couple of months ago. There's much more to it than just ghosts... / ... of course you already know that. / Paul, I... / Chelsea, I'm...
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20030907.html Isaac! Run! RUN!!! / Run... boy-pup! You are only prolonging the inevitable. / Meanwhile, North of Yorkshire, England. / Soon, Vampire... soon.
clanofthecats.com/d/20030914.html Thank you, Ruth. / Now, tell me, Diane. How did things go with Ben down in Georgia? / It went... / Ben's decided to stay with his brother in Georgia for a while. / And he... / Ben wants a divorce. / Oh no. Diane... no. / Back at the Livingston library. / I must say, Chelsea, your brother-in-law...
clanofthecats.com/d/20030917.html Your pack is GONE, little one!!! All are DEAD!!! / Now it's time for you to JOIN them! / Hhrrrrrrrrrrr!! / Skkt!!
clanofthecats.com/d/20030919.html Aye, little pup, what have ye Sabina Monks done to incur the wrath of the Reds? / Come, now. Cat got yer tongue? Can ye show me yer settlement then, little pup? / Hrrrr! Hrrrrr! / The boy pup is ours! We have no QUARREL with you, Grey!! / If ye intend to kill the little pup, then I fear we DO have...
clanofthecats.com/d/20030922.html HA HA! You want Chelsea to tell Mr. CHRISTIAN that she was running around with a child-murdering, lesbian vampire? Dude! I HAVE to be there for the fireworks! / As annoying as my young nephew may be, he does have a point. / Telling Paul about your LIAISON with ROSE would be preferable to him finding...
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20030924.html What... what did you want to talk to me about, Mama? / I don't really know how to tell you, except straight out. / Ben... wants a DIVORCE. / Wha...? / That mother... son of a... / CHELSEA!! / As much as we have been through, and HE wants a divorce?! That sorry son of a bitch doesn't deserve you!! / There's...
clanofthecats.com/d/20030926.html Does the KRIS work? / Of COURSE it works. / LILITH knew nothing? / I stood by her as she fed and she didn't see me. She didn't even FEEL my presence. / It works, Morana. / She could have been... acting. / My God, Morana, you're paranoid. Everything is already set into place, my dear. It is far...
clanofthecats.com/d/20030929.html Stay out of this, Grey! It is not YOUR fight!! / Ye know the Greys. We MAKE IT our fight. Now, ye best lend me a hand taking this young 'un to the rest of his pack and then be off with ye! / His pack is no more! The Sabina Monks are all dead! / Then ye better be ready for a BLOODIN' to happen or give...
clanofthecats.com/d/20031001.html Ben was RIGHT? About what? / Ben doesn't WANT a divorce. He asked me to move down to Georgia with him, but I said no. / Because of me. / Jubal said I should stop blaming myself for everything that happens. Why is he always wrong? / Damn it, Chelsea! I'm scared, and I'm mad as hell that my marriage...
clanofthecats.com/d/20031003.html I'm sorry, Chelsea. I know you really didn't try to KILL Ben that day. With all that's happened lately, well... Ben's a proud man. / Then he should get over himself! / And YOU should get over YOURSELF! / Yes, Ben's being a son of a bitch, but he's still my HUSBAND and Cynthia's FATHER. I didn't come...
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20031006.html I do believe... / ... our business is done, here. / Now go, Grey! Go, or you will be the one who will be "BLOODIN'". / SÉISD!!! / WE'LL go. WE'LL all go before the Council and settle this matter, or we'll drag yer rottin' carcasses before them if need be. / You're not the only one with FRIENDS. / I...
clanofthecats.com/d/20031007.html I hope... I hope... / Goddess, I hope this is the right thing to do. / Where is that girl?
clanofthecats.com/d/20031012.html If it's a BLOODIN' ye want, then by the Gods ye'll have it. Just know ye brought this on yerselves. / Again, I say, leave the pup and we'll all part in peace. / The Council's justice is not enough in this case. You know that as well as I. Because we were once one tribe, I give you one last chance to...
clanofthecats.com/d/20031015.html Hrrr Hrrrr / Arrrhh!! / Schlop! / Grwooorrr!! / Snarllll / Hrrrrr / Ka-Blam!! / Grwooorrr!! / Arrrr!! / Ka-Boom! / Well, little booger. Are you coming with me, or are you going to wait for the big bad wolves to wake up?
clanofthecats.com/d/20031017.html Who -- who was she? / Ye don't know? 'twas the pureblood witch! The CHATTAN witch! / Are we certain 'a that? / It could be no one else!! I've seen her before, and I know her AURA. / We'll have to take yer word on that I suppose. But why would the Chattan witch wish to take the SABINA boy-pup? / What...
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20031020.html That damned son of a bitch! If he's going to be that obstinate, then maybe mama's better off without him! / Mama, I love you, but why did you ever marry that man? / The Princess returns once again! Shall we shower her with gifts this time to entice her to remain? / It's nearly 6:30. Your mother called...
clanofthecats.com/d/20031027.html Rrrrrmmmmmmmm... KRAK! / I request an audience to inspect the Chattan morph witch. / Please excuse the intrusion... and the mess, but as Rei Hoshi said, she does wish to inspect the Chattan morph-witch. / In -- spect?
clanofthecats.com/d/20031029.html And a little magick straightens everything. Again, apologies for the entrance. Rei Hoshi can be a tad theatrical. / (unintelligible) / We are honored, Timon, Rei Hoshi. / Chelsea, you really should curtsy... Chelsea? Chelsea? / Chelsea!! You are offending our honored guest! / Our honored guest is...
clanofthecats.com/d/20031031.html Grandma says HALLOWEEN is much MORE than BEGGING candy from strangers. / I'm sure it is, but it's kind of hard to think about when my sweet tooth has made me a SLAVE to TRADITION. / Happy Halloween.
clanofthecats.com/d/20031102.html "EASY PREY"? "DELICIOUS"? I don't think so, Mr. Timon. Not in this lifetime!! / Our apologies. Rei Hoshi often speaks in a form of arachnid metaphor. However, she does insist I translate her literally. / So, Timon, to what do we owe this... pleasure? / I fear that Chelsea has been accused of a Netherworld...
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20031105.html Mama got worried when you didn't come home, and I was out, so I thought I'd... / ... is that a giant grasshopper? / Ummm. / Meat!!! Meat!!! / NO! The girl is not MEAT! She is Chelsea's sister! DOWN! / Cyn, you better scat. Tell mama I'll be home as soon as I can. / Oooookay. / I suggest we portal...
clanofthecats.com/d/20031107.html Chelsea, there is one other thing. Rei Hoshi must transform further into spider form in order to read your mind. / You must stand still. / No... / No!!! / I can't!! / I'm sorry. I just can't. / I know your fear makes this difficult, Chelsea, but you have to. / You don't understand. / When we...
clanofthecats.com/d/20031110.html Any news from your contact? / You must be PATIENT, Morana. / I'm still not certain it was wise to involve the witch. Are you CERTAIN of her FEAR? / Quite. REI HOSHI will not be able to probe the girl's thoughts. My plan WILL work. / You'll only have ONE chance to get to the COUNCIL VAULT. It better...
clanofthecats.com/d/20031112.html How is our LITTLE friend, Mr. Wald? / He seems to be okay... just sitting there, SULKING I guess... poor guy. / "POOR GUY" indeed. / Ain't he supposed to go around being all wolf all the time? Ain't he a... a... whatcha call it? / A MONK? / Any werewolf pack that lives out their lives in wolf form...
clanofthecats.com/d/20031118.html I wish there was another way, Jacob. However, the Red Wolf Clan has insisted that Rei Hoshi be the telepath in this matter. / But Chelsea is not that powerful yet. / So you say. / Yes, so I say. / Sorry, my friend. It's not that I do not believe you, but there has been Netherworld chatter concerning...
 

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