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| clanofthecats.com/d/20020801.html | Come back to me Cree -- that Bastion witch cannot take care of you that way I can. / I can take care of myself! / Very well -- Corrine? / It'll be a pleasure. I'll rip those tattoos right of little lollipop's skin. / Slap! / Eeeiiaaaahh! / Get up you pathetic cow!!! / Yes my love. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020802.html | Now my little lollipop, are you going to join our family or do you want a bit more foreplay? / Ahem -- you already have a family Corrine -- remember? / Jubal calmed me down! Looks like you could use some DOWN yourself! / This spell you are under -- let me now tear asunder. / DAMN! She got away! ... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020803.html | Is she -- is she dead? / I don't know. Who is she? / Hey, who are you? / I'm Chelsea and this is my sister Corrine -- Mel. Who are YOU? / I'm Cree. Where are we? / Hell if I know. / She's gone! -- Whoever she was. / I have a feeling that can't be good. / Let's go! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020804.html | Ted -- how could you? This is our honeymoon and you want me to meet another woman?! / If you just met her, Trish -- you'd -- just meet her. / And besides I have to be in New York on Monday to audition. We really don't have the --- / -- time. / Hello Trish -- my love. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020805.html | Dear everyone: / I love all of you very much. / I thank you for everything you've given me: your blood, your wisdom, your hearts. / You were the best things about my life. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020806.html | I'm keeping this note in my dresser. Maybe I won't kill myself, and you'll never need to see it. / If you do... I'm sorry. Sorry that I wasn't stronger. Wasn't braver. / But you deserve to know that I've been lying to you, and to myself. / I had that made clear to me last night. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020807.html | It was a dream. I was flying. / They say that when you dream about flying you're really dreaming about romance. / It felt normal for us, Jubal. Really good for a little while, then... / Thump! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020808.html | Pfuuhh! Every time! Every -- damn time! / I'm flying for a little while, la la la LA, then -- BAM! / Just drives me WILD!! / Well, you can't help THAT. / We're ALL wild here. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020809.html | ... Okay... Am I crossing over with "Alice" here? / YOUR words don't make any sense! / A Queen after my own heart. / Are you seeing anyone? / Oh, for the love of -- |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020810.html | What has four legs on the full moon... / Two legs in the evening, and her tail BETWEEN her legs at ALL times? / The -- SPHNIX? / Wrong! Die! / Hsst! Not YET! / Wait, just... where AM I? / A Clan of the Cats. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020811.html | I know you, Aslan. Aslan... the God-King from "Narnia". / Jesus... wow. / I mean wow, Sir -- I suppose -- / Thank you for, um -- HAVING me in -- uh -- / This is your realm too, Chelsea Chattan. / This is everybody's realm. / It's kind of a feline -- pantheon. / "Pantheon?" But -- HOBBES! You're...... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020812.html | E-Easy, Bast. She's still YOUNG. / She is IMPORTANT! The mightiest werecat of her AGE! / And what does she say, whenever she hasn't the COURRRAGE to admit her own DEEDS? / I'm not like you! / -- panther was controlling my actions -- / "Oh, the pantherrr made me do it." |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020813.html | How DARE you? / I killed Deus Lupus. I hurt Jubal. I ADMIT MY GUILT. / SURE, that panther's in me, but I can CAGE it. I'm STRONGER that it is! / Perhaps you ARRRE. / Let us TEST. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020814.html | Lord Aslan! / Rrrowww! / Rooooarrr!! / Ggggrrrrr |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020815.html | It was a terrifying concept. / A concept with teeth. Pure violence. / I couldn't pacify it, not with raw meat, soothing words, or puffs of breath in its face... / It wanted to be free... and so it wanted me dead. The end. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020816.html | Rrrr Rrrr / Arrrrrr / Hrrrrr / Gnaaaaaa |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020817.html | No doubt you are wondering how your storybook FRRRIENDS could treat you this way. / Aslan. / Underssstand, we have done nothing. You are the one who imagined your own instincts to hunt, feed, and mate as a DEMON -- / ... and our imagination shapes our REALITY. Trust me. I KNOW. / Be healed. But remember. / There... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020818.html | -- But I think Chels is doing better. She's SMILING more. / Yeah, she SMILES, all right. / She smiles like a battered WIFE. / Paul! / That, that, that wasn't my fault. / Paul didn't mean it anyway. DID YOU PAUL? / Oh, let me guess. You just hit her because "You were under a spell". / That's right. / So... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020819.html | I'm plus? / I'm plus! / I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. I'm plus. / I'm plus. / What do you mean --... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020820.html | We're living that the Wood Haven apartments right now -- it's right outside of town -- / However, with Cynthia pregnant we thought -- we need a bigger place -- a house. / We want to loan you the money, but caring for a house and a child is a MASSIVE responsibility -- frankly your bank statement tells... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020821.html | They turned us down for the loan. / They can't do that. We need a house. / Believe me, they can. Although the loan officer wants me to get a consigner and he strongly suggested your FATHER... Ben. / That's no problem -- is it? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020822.html | You know we'll help you out as much as we can. I may even be able to convince your father to buy the house outright for you. / What? / We're really not THAT well off -- it's just that Corrine gave us some money for -- uh -- BURNING DOWN our old house. It was a substantial amount. / Well... / I know... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020823.html | There is one other thing I need to tell you... Mama. I went to the doctor yesterday and -- I'm going to be a MAMA too. / Mama? Are you okay? / Okay? Am I... OKAY? / I'm going to be a grandmother! The world is music and sunshine! / Of course I'm okay! / The grandparent fairy strikes quick. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020824.html | I just wish you had not gone behind my back. I would have asked your father to cosign... eventually. / But daddy will loan us the money. We don't even have to deal with any old bank. Isn't that better? / That's not the point. / Besides, he's charging us as much interest as the bank and I have to go... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020825.html | This is the house. As soon as the papers are signed this will be our new home. / It's beautiful. / Old Doc Wellington's place. He saved a boy's life back in 1924. Kid got bit by a shark right out here in the sound. / That's right Ben. Ever since then it's been known as the Wellington House. / Now... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020826.html | Has anyone seen Chelsea? I thought she was coming by today. / She's preparing a cleansing spell to cast on the house. Then she's going to start on a mural in our bedroom. / She's going to what and then what? / She's going to clean the house, but not like the way we're doing it. Then she's going to... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020827.html | Hey, where did you put my hammer? / I don't know. I haven't seen it. / I put it right here with the nails. You must have done SOMETHING with it. / Nope. / Here it is. It was in the other room. / But I know I... am I going nuts? / Hey, you're going to have a kid and you just bought a house. You're... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020828.html | I wonder what I'll crave. Pregnant women always crave something kooky. / Mama craved wintergreen mints and pig knuckles when she was carrying me. It was raspberry, chocolate and oysters with Chelsea and with Corrine I think it was... Bourbon. / What did your mother crave when she was carrying you? / Wood. / Hee! / Snicker / What?... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020829.html | Jubal. Come feel Cyn's stomach. / Hey, I'm not even showing yet! / That's okay. / Aw, come on. It's not going to jump out and bite you. / I'm... queasy about that kind of thing. / Where are you going? / I need to talk to Chelsea. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20020830.html | The curse was passed on to me by my father. GRANDMA isn't even cursed. So there is no reason to believe your baby will be anything but normal. / Of course there's always the HUNT curse from Mama's side... / Hee -- yeah. I just needed reassuring -- have you thought about any future plans for you and... |
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