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| clanofthecats.com/d/19990826.html | She came down through this window, but... / No Chelsea in sight. / Hmmm. / I don't think this is a good sign. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990827.html | What could have done this? / I don't know, but put it down. The police are on their way. / Hmm. Odd. There isn't any blood, but still this dress has been ripped to shreds. / I can't figure it. Unless Chels is running around naked somewhere. / ! / Jubal? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990828.html | For the first time in my life, I feel strangely alive. / I feel free / I feel powerful. / But I don't feel quite myself. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990829.html | Now your daughter jumped through this window. / Step-daughter. Ah... yes. / And all you found was the dress. / Yes. She's probably streaking around here somewhere. / I doubt it. No one has seen her. / And I brought my camera and everything. / Your daughter,... I swear. / If you hadn't started... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990830.html | Not much of a wedding I'm afraid. / I've seen worse. / It's just that every time daddy and Chelsea come together, it's like mixing oil and water. / More like Nitroglycerine and a flame-thrower. / Eeeiiiiiii!! / Mama?!! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990831.html | Mama we heard you... / Stop baby! Don't come any closer! / And I was so hoping not to be on the dinner menu tonight. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990901.html | Hey! Where have you guys been?! / Anybody seen Chelsea? What? / What is it with you guys? Somebody dead? / Uh, not yet. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990902.html | What is it?! / Don't turn around. / Eeeeeeeeeekk!!! / You would have a girly scream. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990903.html | I'm going to distract it. Then you all get! / Okay, everybody go! NOW! / But Ben... / Diane, get out of here! Everything is going to be fine! / Well, maybe not. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990904.html | Ggrrrrr / Roar! / Hey! It's running away! / That damn thing could have killed me. / Yeah, but it didn't. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990905.html | Daddy? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990906.html | Hm... Where am I? The... cemetery? / Oh my God! I'm standing in front of my daddy's grave! / Oh my God!! I'm naked!! / Lord I hope I'm dead. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990907.html | The last thing I remember was having a fight with Ben and then... and then... / And then the stress of the situation triggered a transformation. / Sebastian? T-t-talking? / Indubitably. I have come to your rescue. You may begin jumping for joy at any time. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990908.html | I'm in a cemetery, completely naked, and talking to a cat. I must be going insane. / Talking to one's cat does not necessarily constitute insanity. However conversing with one does, unless... / Unless? / Unless both parties are magical beings. / If you are a magical being, could you please conjure... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990909.html | If it is clothing you want, your wish is my command. / What? You can really do that? You can really make this just appear? / Don't be silly, of course not. Your grandmother is on her way with a robe and slippers. / Dang it all Sebo! I told you not to say anything to her 'fore I got up here. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990910.html | Thank you so much Grandma. / Your welcome dear. / Grandma? How did you know I would be here in the cemetery? / Because your daddy's here. When you were just a little thing you would run to him whenever there was trouble. / Grandma? What happened to last night? / Kitten, that is a long, long sto... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990911.html | I feel horrible. I know that I ruined Cynthia's wedding. / I knew Ben and I would get into a fight. He just makes me so mad sometimes. / Let's just say that you added a touch of excitement to the festivities. / Excitement!? I haven't witnessed such a hubbub since "When animals attack four". |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990912.html | Take a long hot bath, then get a nap. When you wake up, we will talk. / But... / When you wake up, we will talk. / Okay, I've had a bath and a nap. I am refreshed. Can you tell me what is going on? / I say, you don't sound refreshed, in fact... / That's what I mean! A talking cat! Am I dreaming?... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990913.html | Cursed? Why? How? What... / This is how it is. / Whenever the moon is full, or whenever you become stressed, agitated or frightened, you will change into a ferocious beast. / Stressed, agitated or frightened? Gee, I'll never see my step-father again. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990914.html | You are a witch, Chelsea, and I'm not talking about the group down at the community college. You are the real thing, and very powerful. / Well, some weird things have been happening lately. / In New York, I made a pencil float in the air. Then I healed a bird that had flown into Jubal's trailer. / ...... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990915.html | You said that I changed into a... beast? Am I a,... werewolf? / Heavens no. I would never associate myself with a beast such as a werewolf. / You merely transformed into Panthera Pardus, a leopard, more commonly known as a Black Panther. / And a very sexy one, in a domineering sort of way. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990916.html | I changed into a panther during Cyn's wedding reception? / Sort of, I'm afraid. You jumped out of the church window, then you changed. / Oh yeah, that makes sense. / And then you attempted to eat your family. / What!?! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990917.html | I tried to eat my family!?! / But you didn't! Even as a beast you knew what was right. / I'm... I'm feeling really nervous. I... I could kill you, Grandma. / And me the appetizer. I'm outa here! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990918.html | Chelsea, please! Come back! We have so much more to talk about. I can help you! / No! I have to get away from here! I don't want to hurt you. I don't want to hurt anyone! / Chelsea!! / Oh Sebo, what are we going to do? / Acquire an extremely large litter box. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990919.html | Any word on Chelsea? / No, but it's been 24 hours since she disappeared. The police will increase their efforts now. / What? She turns into a doughnut after 24 hours? / I'm going to go for a walk. / 'k. / ? / Chelsea! Chelsea, wait up!! / Chels!?! Where in the world have you been!?! Everyone is... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990920.html | Chelsea! What is going on?! Tell me please!! / I said get away! / Chelsea? / Holy sh... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990921.html | This is definitely... weird. / Chels! Right before my eyes! Changed into a... / What are you? A panther? / Yawn / Of course you may be a hallucinogenic flashback, but somehow I doubt it. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990922.html | Nice kitty, Chelsea, cat. You don't seem to want to rip me to bits. / Well, it looks like we are finally alone together. / Now if I can just get you to lick my face when you're in girl form. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990923.html | It seems like you would have changed back to Chelsea by now. / Hmmm. In every old horror flick I have seen, the uh... were-creature had to kill something before it could change back to human form. / Do you think you could kill a cheeseburger? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990924.html | There you go, girl. / Sniff, sniff. / Who are you? Morris the cat?!? Eat that!! |
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