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| clanofthecats.com/d/20010726.html | This is Harris. Yes -- I'm being followed. / No, I don't believe it has anything to do with this case directly -- it's the foundation. / I suspect they're more interested in what I want with the Chattan woman than anything else. / Exactly -- this case may be bigger than anyone ever suspected -- contact... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010727.html | How the HELL did you find me? / I am a detective. I detect. I passed by an old employer of yours and from then on to your small company, Erato Realty. A bit of luck later and here I am. / Speaking of your former employer -- / They seem to be rather curious about me. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010728.html | The Foundation is tailing you? Incompetently as ever I take it? / Yes. / We parted ways several months ago. I have few secrets from them. / That's what I suspected. As I said, they seem to be more interested in my involvement with you -- / There is no involvement. Now go away! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010729.html | Now listen! Seven women have been murdered. They were all -- / Horribly mutilated. / I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that you know about it, but then you don't know it all. / These women were not murdered by some maniac or cult. They were methodically tortured for information. / They were -- tortured? / Yes.... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010730.html | There's one more thing? / More? / At each crime scene there was a magical residue the likes I have never encountered before. It was an aura of darkness, tragedy and it was evil. / Evil? There's no such thing. There's only the choices we make. / Believe me, it was evil. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010731.html | Oof!! / Not a soft landing little mosquito. / I'm not a mosquito, a fly, a gnat, or even a cock-i-roach! I am The Sprite! / Well, I know I'm one of them, so I must be him, right? / I'll take your word for it. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010801.html | Okay little un-cola now that we are here -- where is here? / Wait a minute -- I don't think we're alone in here. / You think it may be monsters? / Oh my -- / Well if that isn't the cutest little monster I ever saw. / Now I'm a cute monster. I hate life. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010802.html | I BLUE kitten? How -- odd. If I didn't know better I would swear you must be kin to Chelsea's cat, Seba-- / Mew! Mew! Mew! / You ARE Chelsea's cat, aren't you? / Mew! / She figured it out! Good! Now stop with the finger. I can't help myself. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010803.html | Should I even ask why you are a kitten? / Hey! Where are you going? / I think he wants us to follow him. / I think you're right. / Really? Boy that's kind of spooky if you think about it. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010804.html | Mew! Mew! Mew! / You want me to open this door? / Mew! / No! I want you to do the Dance of the Seven Veils! What the hell do you think I'm clawing at this door for?! / Hmm, why are my ears suddenly burning? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010805.html | Wow! Look at this place. It looks like Ruth's basement only with ten times as much stuff. / Potions, powders, elixirs, and uh -- things. / What is it kitty? Do you want that bottle? Is that what you want? / Hmm, I can't read what's on this label, some strange language. / What's wrong kitty? Are you... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010806.html | Listen cat! I am NOT going to drink this -- stuff! I don't know what it is -- I -- I / Oh no! Not the sad kitten look! Don't do that to me! / Mew? / Oh, damnit! Okay, I'll drink it, but if I shrink or turn into something you're going to be in a load of trouble. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010807.html | Oh -- God! That was disgusting. What was in it? Fish heads and turpentine? Are you happy now? / As a matter of fact NO! / ? / That potion you just consumed will enable you to understand me for roughly two hours. So, as you can see we don't have a whole lot of time. / Now let's get to work! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010808.html | Obviously you can talk. What was I thinking? You're Chelsea's cat. / Next I suppose you'll be flying around and spitting fire out of your butt. / If you are through -- Miss Chelsea is in an extremely dire situation and it is up to us to rescue her. There are also two little girls who may be in equal... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010809.html | I thought I heard someone down here. Nice to find such fresh meat lurking around in the dark. / You better let me go or I'll -- / Hey! Have you seen my one true love? Hmm? / What the -- ? / SOCK! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010810.html | You punched him out?! / Call it therapy. / And boy do I feel better. / Ahem. / Your Golden Glove moment has given me an idea. Get his robe and then come back in here. We have work to do. / Oh, so NOW you get an idea! / Get his robe! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010811.html | Are you sure this is going to work? / Of course. The potions we have are quite powerful and will make adequate distractions for our rescue. / First, however you must speak with our friend. The Sprite is the only one of us that can portal out of here. It will be his task to get Miss Chelsea to safety... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010812.html | Wait a minute! What do you mean by EVERYONE ELSE IS EXPENDABLE? What about those two little girls you told me about? / The Sprite is the only one of us who can portal out of here. He HAS to get Chelsea out first. We have to make sure that she is safe. The odds of him making it back for the rest of us... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010813.html | I'm not to rescue my true love? I can't even see her? / Oh Sprite, I do hope you understand. Chelsea would want you to save those children before her. Do you understand? / You'd really be her hero. / Okay. W-will you give her these when you see her? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010814.html | I hope you don't mind the variation. I thought I would sweep the beach for a change. / Oh kitten, I know it's the same thing as sweeping the yard. / It requires a little bit more concentration, but so far it's doing the job. / It doesn't even hurt any more. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010815.html | I wish I had started this sooner, but I guess life is always a learning lesson. / If only I could get rid of this stupid -- collar. / You can. / But this witch said -- / Pish Posh. Who are you going to believe? A mean ol' witch or your granny? Besides, you know magick is more in the mind than anywhere... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010816.html | There ya go! See now, the collar is gone. / Cool! / I think it's time to kick some wicked witch butt! / All right now. You just concentrate on getting out safely and getting them girls out with you. / I suppose you're right. There's no sense in me playing super witch and getting EVERYBODY killed... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010817.html | You're almost ready, but first you need to look up yonder at the dunes. See somebody ya know? / She's been waiting for you the whole time. She is the key to your power, your strength and your darkness. / But she's not evil. See, she likes you. / She is me, Grandma. She is me. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010818.html | Ye've not screamed for a bit now. Is this no longer amusing to ye? / No matter. I think it's time to let the wee ones in on the fun. What do ye say to that? / Oh, is it games we're going to play now? Well my young lass, when the wee red haired girl begins to scream, I dare ye to keep that smile. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010819.html | You're not going to hurt that little girl -- / You're not even going to touch her. You got that -- / Bitch! / Impossible!! / Here I come to save the day!!! / Krak |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010820.html | Grrrr! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010821.html | Sprite! / Sprite! / Hello there. I think someone told me that you needed to be rescued. You guys need rescuing? / This ain't a love bracelet! / It is rather nasty looking. I guess you can come -- KITTY! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010822.html | Kitty? Is that you? My one true love? / It is you!! / I have to save those girls over there, but then I'll be back for you! / Maybe when you're through playing? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010823.html | Ye've made a grave mistake pureblood! Now ye will pay with this wee one's life! / Banzai!!! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010824.html | Gwwrooaarrr! / This is NOT good. / And I think it's about to get WORSE! / Yyaaaaaa!! |
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