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clanofthecats.com/d/20010427.html Well, I'll be. You would be Martel Harris, the famous craftsman detective? / Not many put it quite like that, but I am. / I'm honored to meet you sir. All craftsmen are revered here at the Foundation, but your reputation precedes you. Now how may we help? / I have seven dead witches and only one ...
clanofthecats.com/d/20010428.html Corrine Elizabeth Melpomene Chattan. She was one of our top agents in the Foundation. A-1000 classification. / That's her. That is the woman at the auction. She has an A-1000 classification? She is your TOP assassin then? / She was... the best. You don't believe she is involved in your murders? / No,...
clanofthecats.com/d/20010429.html Help! / Eeeiii!!! / Good evening, me wee ones. / Please, come inside and have a bite of my hospitality. I know ye must be starved to yer death. / NO WAY! We won't trust you! / My WYVERN is hungry too. He could pick the flesh from yer bones in mid-air and oh, what a sight that would be. So, ye make...
clanofthecats.com/d/20010430.html It's getting late kitten. Are you finished reading yet? / Most of it. / The bulk of the spells are in Latin and I can pick through most of those. / But the rest, I think, are in Scots Gaelic and I haven't a clue what they are, but I know one thing. / We have to destroy this book.
clanofthecats.com/d/20010501.html No! You must not destroy that grimoire!! / Glad to have you back! You know about this book and the horror that's in it. If it should fall into the wrong hands... / It already has!! / I mean... the book is protected by a spell. Anyone that tries to dispose of it will be killed instantly.
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20010502.html I'm... going to bed. I'll take the book to Jacob tomorrow. MAYBE we can fix this. / We have ourselves a problem and I'm not talking about that book. / I realize that. We will have to tell her everything now. We should have from the beginning. / I know, but I was so afraid for her. I didn't want her...
clanofthecats.com/d/20010503.html Madam seems unhappy? / Madam is pissed! / I had a tango with a weekend wizard over this diary. The bugger bid against me! / Buggers do often BUG, do they? / The bloody SOD cost me $10,000.
clanofthecats.com/d/20010504.html Did not madam say that the diary might hold a secret to breaking her family curse? / Still, $10,000 is a rather high price to pay considering how madam must scrimp and save. / Sod off Winslow! / Oh, I can hardly see how madam can afford nourishment to sustain her shrivled bones.
clanofthecats.com/d/20010505.html I do hope this diary will hold a key to it all. The urges are getting stronger. / Nothing will avail itself until I read this bloody thing. / These are the words of Gabrielle Angeline Chattan. May 7th 1866. / This diary may be my epitaph... / That is certainly a cheery beginning.
clanofthecats.com/d/20010505.html Chelsea you have to do something! Blink that demon away! / I'm a witch not a genie! / Twitch your nose! Get us out of here! Do something, but HURRY! / Okay, here goes... / Zap! / Wow! That was some kind of magic! We're safe, sound and at the beach even. / Actually it wasn't magic at all. A lot...
clanofthecats.com/d/20010506.html I write this diary not only for myself; but for those who may be afflicted as I am. It has been three years since the curse came upon me. Now, just as I thought I had gained some control over the beast, the tides have turned. The Beast in in control of me / May 18th - No longer is the Beast satisfied...
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20010507.html Well, well. I thought the wyvern had made ye his dinner. / Come in and have a bite of something. / Are you crazy?! How do we know you haven't poisoned the food?! How do we know you aren't going to drug us and do evil things to us?! / You don't.
clanofthecats.com/d/20010508.html Listen up kid. If the priestess wanted you dead... / You'd be dead. / Crunch / Trust me.
clanofthecats.com/d/20010509.html Do not be frightened. These fine kin are my servants and yers for the length of yer stay. / Then tell them to LET US GO! / Ye will be set free in due time, but fer now ye need to eat. / Why is she so insistent that we eat? / To fatten us up. She's going to eat us!
clanofthecats.com/d/20010510.html Priestess, I am puzzled. You do not believe these children have your grimoire? / Yer kind to be concerned, if that is what it is. / Y-yes. Nothing but. / These wee ones have been in the presence of great magick. I can feel it. While it is certain they do not possess my grimoire... / They know who...
clanofthecats.com/d/20010511.html Aye, yer tummies are filled now and ye must be tired. Susan will guide ye off to yer bed. / In the morning we will ask ye a few simple questions. If ye answer truthfully like I know ye will then ye may go. / Eric, be a lad and go down to the dungeons. Prepare... everything, just in case the wee ones...
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20010512.html We've got to get out of here! / Duh!! But how?! I don't even know where HERE is and I just know that witch is going to eat us!!! / Well, Hansel, I guess we should have left bread crumbs. / Grwooooaaarrrr!!! / Hey! I'm Gret... w-w-what was that?
clanofthecats.com/d/20010513.html I do wish there was some easier solution to the Eleanor situation. / But there are often no birds to hunt upon the ground or within the trees... / ... and one must learn to fly or die. / Miss Chelsea? Would you be asleep? / Wha?? Uh, not really. / We have a situation and we must resolve it. To do...
clanofthecats.com/d/20010514.html I-it's the chambers of the Council of Three. How did we get here? / We didn't. Our journey will be through the window of time. / The grimoire told you only part of the story of Eleanor Uasal. You now must learn the rest. / It is a story that not so oddly intermingles with your own. / Deus?!
clanofthecats.com/d/20010515.html It's Deus! Marcus Ferox! How?! / They cannot see or hear us. We are merely voyeurs to what WAS. / So are you the ghost of evil witches past or something? / Something.
clanofthecats.com/d/20010516.html What does this have to do with Eleanor Uasal? / If you would just BE QUIET, listen and learn and then you may find out. / You must sanction my actions against the witch!! / WE MUST??!! You are greatly out of line!!!
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20010517.html Are you people blind to atrocity?!! This witch is far more dangerous than any war!! / This witch has murdered hundreds of innocents, tormenting them slowly before handing down the mercy of death. / She is a beast unlike any that has walked the Earth and I question if the Devil himself is as evil. / Now...
clanofthecats.com/d/20010518.html The Scrolls of Hekate, named after the mythological goddess of magick, were purportedly written by THE GODDESS herself. / They contained the secrets of Magick, Creation, Oblivion, and Godhood. / It was said that the Scrolls were written as a GIFT to humanity, but humanity was too vile and corrupt to...
clanofthecats.com/d/20010519.html You were Eleanor's familiar!! / My past is no concern of yours. You are here to find a way to defeat the Uasal witch. / Why me?! / Oh, you will find that out, if you don't have a nervous breakdown first. NOW LISTEN!
clanofthecats.com/d/20010520.html My dear Marcus, we respect your intentions in acting upon this witch, but we cannot allow it. / She is an evil and vile thing! Show the world your righteousness. / Do you think us all so petty? We recognize her evil, but our lack of action defaults to a higher cause than even yours. / Let ALL of creation...
clanofthecats.com/d/20010521.html The witch who would be a Goddess. How interesting. / This does put another iron into the fire. We will deliberate for a time and let you know what we decide. / I - I almost feel sorry for him. He's so dedicated. / I see you are finally listening.
 
clanofthecats.com/d/20010522.html So, we have a witch trying to ascend into a God. That's certainly more entertaining than our usual land disputes. / That may be, but we must deal with the witch and still keep the order of things. / I could rip out her heart and eat it. / Is that your answer for everything? / Yes.
clanofthecats.com/d/20010523.html We have reached our decision. / As much of a danger the witch MAY pose, we simply to not have the authority to sanction any campaign against her. / Arrrrr! / She has committed no crime against our kind and so you will take no action! / Our judgement is final! / But you know I am right.
clanofthecats.com/d/20010524.html Hey! I was listening to... uh, where are we now? / Technically we are still in the front yard, but our view is of a secret fort for Marcus' army of morphs. / The Council has denied us sanction. We are not to act against the witch. / Therefore, our attack must be clandestine and we must leave no w...
clanofthecats.com/d/20010525.html The greater part of my league must stand down. / Yes, My Lord. / Have Bayard, Oot and Godwin meet me now. / I will have your warriors here at once. / My Lord, forgive me, but is it wise to defy the Council? / Get my warriors here now!!!
clanofthecats.com/d/20010526.html You wished to see us Marcus? / Yes. As you know, the Council of Three have struck down our plans for a campaign against the witch. / The news of this injustice burned like molten steel upon my flesh. / Injustice. It is such. We will go against the witch alone. We will stop her ascension at all co...
 

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