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| clanofthecats.com/d/20010127.html | For lack of a better description, we are at the core of our universe. The place where magick and matter meet. The place where magick and matter were born. / Wow... I gather we have some kind of ceremony to conduct now? / Of sorts. Lil does have to make her speech and then... / And then you die!!! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010128.html | You will all DIE now... / ... unless you return to us what is rightfully ours. / If you are referring to an item within the vault then I am afraid that we cannot help you. The magickal artifacts housed within are there for a reason. They do not need to find their way into the hands of mere men, let... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010129.html | Hello... Father. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010130.html | With my blood I restore life to thee. With my words I restore life to thee. / The blood is the life. The blood is the life. The blood is the... / Uggggghhhhh!! / Sqqqqickkkkk! / I suppose we'll have to burn and behead this one too. God how I hate vampires. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010131.html | And you thought I didn't see that naughty vampire slip past me. / Silly me. Who's in the urn? / He's an old flame of mine. May he rest here forever. / For the sake of the entire world. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010201.html | May I begin my speech now, so that we may all go home? / Go for it Lil! / Ahem, the Council of Three has been restored. The old laws will be obeyed. No kin shall make war upon another for any reason. / If war begins, those responsible shall feel my full wrath! I will flail the skin from their body... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010202.html | Mel! I trust you can deliver the message that the Council is once again in full charge. / Gladly. / Just a minute! I want words!! / So sorry. Gotta run! Message to deliver and all you know. / And you have a very much alive young beau that is awaiting your return... remember? / Don't worry sis. We'll... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010203.html | That's it?! We just go home now?! / Did you think answers were going to be revealed with a heavenly host of singing angels? / That would have been nice. / *Sigh* Let's get the hell out of here. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010204.html | So you and Sebastian can understand each other now. That should prove interesting. / I would imagine so, but I don't think he like me very much. / He's a cat. He doesn't like anyone. / But I like you... very much. / I suppose you do. I mean you kidnapped the Queen of the Vampires, wrestled with the... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010205.html | Paul, I want you to go to the mountains. / You want me to go to the mountains? Why? / There's a retreat up there near Asheville. It's a Love Nest kind of thing. With Valentines day coming up I thought it would make a pretty interesting story. So I want you up there. / Alone or should I take my wife? / Go... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010206.html | We're going to the mountains. / We're going to the mountains? Why? / My editor wants to send us on a retreat to a Love Nest. It's for a Valentines story. / But we have our own love nest. / This has to be read by this town. / This has to be boring. / Hee. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010207.html | We should invite Chelsea and Jubal up to the mountains with us. / What? Why? / They love each other so much, but they just can't seem to get a break. / But we haven't been away together... alone since our honeymoon. / They haven't been away together alone... ever. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010208.html | Please call Jubal and I'll call Chelsea. / Pleeeeeease? PleasePlease PleasePlease Please? / N-not the look! Not the look! / Snif... / Okay. You know you're like Kryptonite when you do that. You're evil. / I know. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010209.html | I think you and Jubal should come with us to the mountains. I really think you both need it. / You're probably right, but thing is there are a lot of obstacles for Jubal and I to overcome. / If we're going to have any kind of NORMAL relationship it will take time. / Chelsea, we're going to have the... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010210.html | What do you think? / Uh, nice. I'm sure that Paul will like it. / Of course I also like to pack a pair of Mad Pajamas, just in case Paul and I get into a little tiff. I like to be prepared. / Are expecting a tiff? / No, but I want to make sure I win if we do. Hee! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010211.html | Sheriff, line one, it's Mr. Snyder again sir. / Toby, don't you dare tell me one of your critters has gotten loose again. Do not tell me that. / Damnit! I told you not to tell me that! You're not supposed to have them cats and we could get in all kinds of trouble if they was to hurt someone. Now when... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010212.html | Here we are. / We are? Well that depends, I mean wasn't there here a second ago? I mean we could say that we are there, but obviously we are not, maybe... / Uh, speaking of where we are... where are we? / You're right here! Welcome to the Dove's Nest folks! We're glad to have you! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010213.html | So, you're the man from the newspaper. I'm Gabriel Dove and I run this place. / Yes, my name is Paul McRae, this is my wife Cynthia, my brother Jubal and her sister Chelsea. / You keep it all in the family, huh? Glad to have you here. Margaret and I will be happy to answer any questions you have. / You'll... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010214.html | This will be your room. We love it because it lets in the morning sun. / Great. / Uh, nice. / I love mornings, but Cyn here barely remembers what they look like. / Hush! / I'm so embarrassed, but we seem to be completely booked. This is a spare children's room we have just in case. I do hope you... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010215.html | Why so tense? / I don't know. We're supposed to be on vacation, relaxing and being with each other... / But? / But I can't help feeling that something is going to jump out of the night and destroy it all. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010216.html | Look at me. / Okay. / You're about to say something noble. You have that knightly tone in your voice. / Like you said. We're on vacation, taking it easy and that's all we'll do if that's what you want. / We can go stargazing or sightseeing the roadkill on the highway or... just talk. No pressure... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010217.html | You don't want to just... talk? / No. / Well, I just want to make sure that I'm... / ... not pressuring you into anything that you... don't... want. / Rip! / .... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010218.html | The Pathera Pardus, or Black Leopard is primarily a nocturnal hunter. It will scavenge if it has to, but there would be no reason for that. / There are enough prey animals in these mountains to keep that cat up forever. / Thank you for that Discovery Channel moment, now how do we catch the damned thing? / The... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010219.html | Sorry, Paul. We didn't mean to embarrass you. / Don't, uh, don't worry about it. / Anyway, there's a crowd down stairs and we're going to eat, so, well, that's why I came up... here. / Let me get another shirt on and we'll be down directly. / That was fun. Maybe next time we should just video tape... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010220.html | Gabe? What did the Sheriff want? / Oh... yeah. Guess who got out again. Othello. They're looking for him now. If I don't hear anything soon I may join them. / We have to do something about Toby holding those cats. Someone may get hurt one day. / I know, but... well, let's just make sure none of the... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010221.html | My wife and I have been coming up here for three years now. / You must like it very much. / We love it. We can relax here, connect with nature... / And we get to meet new people. That's our favorite part. / In fact we'd just love to get to meet your pretty little wife... and you too if you're game. / Hi... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010222.html | This is our first year here. / Ours too. / So far we love it. The nature and all and I'm a witch so nature is my thing. / I'm sorry. I hope we didn't freak you out about the witch thing. Some people can't deal. / Yeah, some people only think incense is for covering up the smell of pot. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010223.html | Hey, let's go back up stairs. / Sure thing. Let me finish my hot dog and I'll be right with you. / I said, let's go... back... up... stairs. / I'm... eating... my... hot.... oh, okay. Gotcha! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010224.html | Are you sure this isn't Miss Kitty talking? / Miss Kitty wouldn't bother changing into this first. / ... / That's what I thought you would say. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20010225.html | I think I swallowed my gum and I didn't even have gum. / Shhhh. No talking. We don't need words tonight. / Chelsea, I... / I said no talking!!! / Wham!! / Okay. That did not go as I thought it would. Uh, Chelsea I think the panther is controlling you. / Nothing is controlling me. It's you. Every... |
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