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| clanofthecats.com/d/19990720.html | This bird bashed its brains into the trailer this morning and SJ wants to bury it. / Don't you think that would be the best thing to do? / I suppose so, Huh?... / It's not dead?! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990721.html | You dumb-butt, that bird was only stunned. / That bird was dead! / Can we swing by the church? Maybe Ben and Mama are there. / Church, yeah, we can get some holy water and spray it on her. / It's a Methodist church, dumb-butt. / They got crosses there don't they? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990722.html | Ah, sanctuary. / Thanks guys for running me all over town and stuff. / No prob Chels, Chels. / Now's our chance. You go pin her down and I'll run into the church and get a cross. / You are riducules. Besides, crosses only work on vampires. / Rats, you're right. I don't guess there's a Tibetan monastry... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990723.html | Ben, Chelsea may come home for the wedding, and if she does... / I doubt if Countess Dracula will grace us with her presence. / Listen buster, if she turns up with a swastika carved into her forehead, you will behave yourself. If that clear? / Never underestimate the sheer blindness of a mother's... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990724.html | Ben, I'm going home to get our punch bowl. I want to see how it's going to look. / Hi Mama! / Chelsea! / Um... / I... well I don't know what to say. / Baby, this is all you need to say. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990725.html | So, tell me all about New York. / There's not much to tell, really. / I get up, got to work, try not to get mugged, then I go to bed. / Sounds like my day, without the muggers. / Mama... I don't know how to tell you this... / Oh my God, you're gay. I know if you went up there... / No, no, no. I'm... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990802.html | Howdy Ben. / Oh, um... yeah... um... hello Chelsea. / How's it been going? / Yeah, well, um... fine. / Here hold this a minute. / You really trust me for that? / Never mind! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990803.html | And here's your old room. / Wow. You've changed it a lot. / We wanted to turn it into a guest room, and black just was not the right color. / It's not like the whole room was black. The molding was charcoal gray. / I didn't know that. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990804.html | I want to thank you both for letting me stay here while I'm in town. / This is your home too. / Hrrmmfpt. / Of course where we sleep in this house is directly determined by our manners. Isn't that right Ben dear. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990805.html | Hey! I'm home! / Cynthia, I have a surprise for you. / Tada! / Your sister is here! / Eeek! / Oh thank you Chelsea for coming to my wedding. It's good to have you home... all the way from New York City. / What did you bring me? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990806.html | Tomorrow is the big day. Are you excited? / Yes, and nervous too. / Tomorrow I'm going to be married. / Am I nuts? I must be out of my mind to go through with this! / I have to do that ever so often to keep things in perspective. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990807.html | Mama! / Hold still Cynthia, this will only take a second. / Damn shame to spend all that money on a dress your only going to wear once. / I'm sure that Cyn could get divorced a couple of times, if that will make you happy. / Yeah, Daddy. I heard it's all the rage. / Growl |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990808.html | Chelsea? I just wanted to say good night. / Growl, snarl, snap. / Must be that time of the month. / Sigh. / Growl, snap, snarl. / I must be dreaming again. / Chelsea? What are you doing? / Uh, I got hungry? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990809.html | I'm telling you that Chelsea is not Chelsea. That bird that hit the trailer, was dead, and she brought it back to life. / I think she's a Doublebanger / The word you are looking for is Dopplegänger! / Yeah, whatever. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990810.html | Dude, Chels brought that bird back to life. / Man, will cool it about that damn bird. / We have more important things to deal with. My brother is getting married this evening. / We must be with him, we must console him. / Ahem, the Lord is my sheppard, I shall not want... / Sigh |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990811.html | Breathe deep, brother and inhale those last few moments of freedom. / From this day on you get a steady stream of "Take me out to dinner", "Take out the garbage", "Where have you been?"... / "Let's have sex." / He always wins the argument. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990812.html | Paul, my boy. I just wanted to make sure that everything was still go for the launch. / Yes, Sir. I am ready and eager to proceed. / Good, good, because if I even thought that you were going to scrub this mission, I would have to abort your head with my shotgun. / Houston, we are in deep... / Oh... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990813.html | Cyn, I want you to wear this necklace. My dad gave it to me just before he died. / I know you miss him. I'm sorry that I he's not here for you. / Yes, I miss him, but then Mama would never have married Ben and consequently you would never have been born. / Hmm. Is it okay if I'm not as sorry about... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990814.html | Is Paul here yet? I'm so nervous. What happens if something happens? Oh God I hear the music! / Everything is fine dear. It's time to go. / May I? / My knees are buckling. / Will you catch me if I fall? / Always. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990815.html | I'm not going to faint. I'm not going to faint. / Cynthia, calm down. You're going to be fine. / Oh God, I'm going to faint. / That was anti-climatic. / What did you expect? Fireworks? / They come later. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990816.html | Congratulations honey. / Thank you Grandma. / Here ya go boy, you should use this on your honeymoon. / W-what... is it? / Best that you don't know, but it will guarantee lots and lots of children. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990817.html | Paul, let me welcome you to the family. / I'm honored Sir. / I don't fully trust a man I haven't gone hunting with. You do hunt, don't you? / Well... / Paul here only hunts down small helpless animals and then he uses a Bazooka. / You have to be you. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990818.html | I notice that you have not spoken to Chelsea yet. / I'm just biding my time, y'know. Waiting for the right moment. / And when will that be? I hear that she will be leaving the day after tomorrow. / Oh, in that case, I'll get to it sometime next week. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990819.html | ? / I'll get that for you. / Hey, this is a meatball. I thought you were a vegetarian. / I still am. I'm going to throw up later. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990820.html | How have you been? / Fine. You? / I can't complain. / Same here. / Well, I guess I better go. / Yeah, see ya. / Say something you idiot, say something. / Say something you idiot, say something. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990821.html | Uh... / Yes? / Maybe... perhaps, y'know... we should get together and talk later. / Yeah, that would be great. / Okay then, good... it's a date, well not a DATE, but you know what I mean. / All too well. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990822.html | Chelsea, may I have a word with you? / Sure. / I want to know one thing. What are you doing here? / Um... eating an hors d'oeuvre? / What do you mean, "What are you doing here"? I came for Cynthia's wedding. / Hm... I just find it strange that, after three years of virtually no contact, you suddenly... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990823.html | You think that I want money from you?! / Then why did you come?! / For Cynthia's wedding!! / I don't buy it!! / Stop it!! / This is a celebration damn it!! We are here to have a good time!!! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990824.html | I knew it! I just knew it!! I knew you two would be at each other's throat sooner or later! / God only knows why I expected anything else from you two. It's always been this way and... / Chelsea! Chelsea? Are you okay? / No! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/19990825.html | Trapped! Got to get out of here! / Chelsea? Are you all right? / Got to get out of... |
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