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| clanofthecats.com/d/20001121.html | Mel? How? Jubal? / Yard ape? Get to work! / I can't do it! The resurrection spell requires a sacrifice in order to work! / Little Harry Potter Jr. here should fit the bill nicely. / ?! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001122.html | Y-You're not really... / I'm sure that Mel is only jesting. / You see Duncan, in order to bring a life back, there must be a balance paid. A sacrifice is needed to work the spell and therefore it is RARELY used. / But there is another way. A deed must be done. / True. / A deed that can bring total... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001123.html | Burp! / Uh... missing the main ingredient to your Thanksgiving Day dinner? / I must apologize, Sebo has not been around lately and he got a little upset. What can I say? He's definitely not a vegetarian. / Oh well. Happy Thanksgiving!! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001124.html | Mel, a deed that would bring total balance would have to be monumental. Um... stopping a war, feeding the masses... uh... / Reinstating the Council of Three, thereby bringing stability to our kind? / Would THAT accomodate the resurrection spell? / It would. / And THAT monumental DEED, my dear Jacob,... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001125.html | The Council of Three? I thought that was a myth. / It might as well be. The Council was a governing triad consisting of a witch or wizard, a morph and a vampire. / A vampire? Sa-weet! / The Council was disbanded by Deus Lupus after the First World War. In fact the morph was killed in that war. Afterwards... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001126.html | Ah... Lillith, the original enigma. The very first of her kind. She has been both slace and queen, but no one really knows who she is or where she came from. / And now she's playing the CEO of a feminist fashion magazine. / Hmm, fitting. You said that you were able to find two of the original Council... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001127.html | Mel? Why do you do these things? / You stopped a war. You don't need to keep trying to save the World. / Do you think that Chelsea will be surprised to see me? / You can ignore me, but you can't ignore the truth. / Truth? You're a pain, that's the truth. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001128.html | Something is up. I know it. I can FEEL it! / I've called the radio station and they haven't seen Jubal. The sherrif has no leads and Jubal is not at a hospital. / He's okay. Just try and not worry. It will all be okay. / No, Grandma. It's not okay. Jubal was shot because he tried to protect me. Jubal... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001129.html | CHELSEA! This is not your fault! The jackass that shot Jubal. It's HIS fault! / I know... but everything that has happened recently... Cynthia, Mama... and Corrine. It was all because of me. / Knock! Knock! / It was because of that damned... / Curse? |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001130.html | Are you going to invite me in? / Why? Are you a VAMPIRE now? / Actually, that's a myth... one of many, but nonetheless may I? / Co-Corrine? / Yes, Grandma. Your little boy's baby girl is back from the grave... again. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001201.html | I know, I know. Questions, questions and more questions. / I suppose I should be surprised to see you alive, but somehow I'm not. / And I thought you were glad to be my sister. That's what you said at the grave side. / And I thought you were DEAD! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001202.html | So, you loved me more when I was dead, hmmm? I suppose that goes for your little pet rock too. Jubal is his name? / What have you done with Jubal? / I have done NOTHING with your little leech! HE'S DEAD! / But we can change that, if you agree to help me. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001203.html | J-J-Jubal's dead? No, no, no, no, nononononono. / It's my fault... It's all my fault! If I had not come back here! If I didn't, if I didn't love Jubal so much... if... / Whapp! / The World does not revolve around you! Get that through your bloody skull! / You whiny little bitch! You are so pathetic!... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001204.html | Zap! / W-Where are we now? / My London flat. Thought we'd drop by and get you some decent clothing. / Here, wear something clinging. That LOOSE granola look will get you killed for sure. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001205.html | I've never understood why the Batman ever wore a cape. It's so impractical. I mean, that's the first thing I'd go for. / A slave to fashion I suppose. / What do you think? Practical, chic AND threatening. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001206.html | Are we going to war again or is this for your sideline business as a dominatrix? / They're just some bric-a-brac I've picked up here and there. Don't use most of them... / 'cept the whip. / But enough of that... we have a date with HISTORY. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001207.html | SO! Are you going to tell me what is going on AND how you intend on saving Jubal?! Are you?!?! / Sooner or later I suppose. / Duncan! Do not play with that! Jubal's soul is in thathar! We don't want it to... / Cra-ash! |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001208.html | Duncan!! You!!! / I'm sorry! I was just playing. / We'l have to go ahead with the resurrection spell! / Creating a circle with this unicorn powder can anchor a soul to it's body for a brief time... after death. MAYBE it will work here. / But we're going to need more than this. We're going to need... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001209.html | Wow! I feel so much better. Man, I swear I've been in a jar all night and a pickle jar at that. / Hey Jacob, what's up? Uh, Jacob? Yo! Do I offend? / Hey, there's Ruth and she's bending down over... ME! / Oh, yeah... I remember now. I'm dead. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001210.html | Soooo. I'm dead. Now what? / I don't see any singular bright lights. I don't hear trumpets playing Stairway to Heaven. / And it doesn't appear to be getting any hotter in here. Maybe a cute goth chick will show up. / Oh well, I guess I could just hang out here and see if they can bring me back. I... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001211.html | We will chant the spell until it works... or until it is evident that all is futile. / You are the Mother of Light. I am the Father of Darkness. Let us come together. Let us be one. / Life... return to thee. / Life... bestow to thee. / Life... from me to thee. / Life... from us to thee. / Life...... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001212.html | Life... return to thee. / I'm feeling a really weird sensation. / Life... bestow to thee. / It's a like a tingling sensation. / Life... from me to thee. / Like I'm a snowflake floating away. / Life... from us to thee. / Like I'm a Peppermint Patty suddenly... / Life... from ALL to thee! / A... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001213.html | We did it Ruth! He's alive! / He's alive! / Mina, hand me my wrap. I believe I will go out for dinner. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001214.html | Yes, I believe I will go out for dinner. I think... Indian would be good. / Mina, call The Bombay Brasserie and have my private table waiting. I'll have the mushroom xacuti tonight. / I beg your pardon mum, but security has informed me that there are two young women who wish to speak with you. They... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001215.html | We're going to see WHO? / Lillith. / THE Lillith? Fabled first wife of Adam? The supposed very first vampire? The Queen of the Undead? / Yes! Yes! and YES! Question time over? / Should I curtsey? / Don't be a smart-ass. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001216.html | That's Lillith? She's so tiny. / Mum? / People were shorter... back then and had better hearing. / I... I meant no disrespect. / I know. If you had I would be draining the life out of you at this very moment. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001217.html | You are Chelsea aren't you? The pureblood. / Yes Ma'am. / I've heard of you. I've heard of your exploits. It seems that you rid the world of a rather nasty wolf. You should be proud. / Proud? More like I didn't have a choice. / Is that what you tell yourself? When you're all alone at night and can... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001218.html | A life for a life, a life for a cause, a life for all... all reset the balance... but we already know that. / What if the balance isn't met. How much time do we have to meet it... ah here we go. / Be wary of the balance by life or by deed, pay in full less the sould reclaimed by the setting moon's... |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001219.html | Jubal has twelve hours until his soul will be reclaimed by the magick. / I SUPPOSE someone should alert Mel to this new deadline. / I suppose it should be me. / I... suppose I should call her now. / I suppose. |
| clanofthecats.com/d/20001220.html | Understand this Mel. Even if I WANTED to be part of the council again your quest is moot. The wolf is dead. / Your BEAU offed him and his heirs long ago. / But there is evidence that his heirs are still alive. / Your beau?! / Brrrnnzzz! / This better be DAMNED important! |
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