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| 001 - The Joys of Hormone Treatment | Box: Almost half the people of Western Europe died in a great sickness known as the bubonic plague.
/ Box: The first signs were generally aching limbs and vomiting of blood. Then the lymph nodes would begin to swell.
/ Box: The swiftness of the disease, the enormous pain, the grotesque appearance of the... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20071021.html |
| 002 - 5"3 | Box: I hate being short.
/ Box: One problem is that men's size small is too big for me.
/ Box: Which means I'm limited to two choices when it comes to shopping. / Box: The womens' department.
/ Alex (screaming): Gaah! Form-fitting!! / Box: Or the boys department.
/ Box: Where all clothes are designed to... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20071025.html |
| 003 - Evolution | Box: The evolution of man
/ Description: Homo Eructus
/ Description: Homo Habilis
/ Description: Homo Sapiens
/ Description: FtM after hormones and chest surgery http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20071101.html |
| 004 - Unreal | Nerd friend: You wanna go out tonight, you've been in here for three days straight.
/ Alex: Unreal 3 is out. Can't go. Playing.
/ Keyboard: Tap, tap
/ Nerd Friend: I'm worried about you, have you even eaten anything today? / Nerd Friend: This is pathetic. I'm leaving, you stay here and rot.
/ Alex: Could... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20071104.html |
| 005 - TheRapist | Box: I don't like seeing my appointed therapist. For one, she is almost never in, making it impossible to reschedule.
/ Alex: Oh, really? So I'll just come on the 24th instead?
/ Telephone voice: Yeeeaah, that would be the 24th of January.
/ Alex: Eeeh...
/ Telephone Voice: ...2009 / Box: Her practice is... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20071108.html |
| 006 - Guitar Hero | Box: I love playing guitar hero...
/ Nerd friend: Uh...dude. I don't think you're supposed to hold the controller like that http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20071111.html |
| 007 - Awkward Introductions | Box: Some of my friends are still adapting...
/ Ex-girlfriend: So this is Alexander, my ex-girlfriend.
/ Friend: Huh? http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20071115.html |
| 008 - Old Friends | Eric: Hey Angie. Angie wait up! / Alex: Eric! Wow, I haven't seen you in ages!
/ Eric: Eeeehh... / Alex: You know, you look completely different in long hair.
/ Eric: I look different?! YOU CHANGED YOUR GENDER!!!
/ Box: Sometimes, I forget I haven't always looked like this... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20071122.html |
| 009 - Rock n' Roll | Alex: We've already said we could hear you five times! I think it's YOU that can't hear US! http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20071125.html |
| 010 - House MD | John: What are you watching?
/ Alex: "House". There's a patient with a mysterious illness.
/ Alex: He has a fever, sore throat and a runny nose. / John: Couldn't he just have a cold?
/ Alex: It's "House", it's never just a cold.
/ Tv-voice 1: I think it's Pulmonary Fibrosis
/ Tv-voice 2: Right. Let's schedule... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20071202.html |
| 011 - I'm Not Here | Telephone voice: You need to get that blood test.
/ Alex: I know, I know.
/ Telephone voice: You know, I can't keep prescribing your hormones if you don't.
/ Alex: Ok. I'll go tomorrow. / Box: So finally, I went. / Doc: Angela-Maria? Is Angela here?
/ Alex (thinking): Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod / Telephone... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20071209.html |
| 012 - Paranoia | Alex (thinking): He keeps staring at me. I hope he doesn't suspect I'm trans.
/ Guy in lockerroom (thinking): Crap, he keeps staring at me. I hope he doesn't suspect I'm gay. http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20071216.html |
| 013 - A Peaceful Christmas | Sign: Christmas sale.
/ Sign: 3 for 2.
/ Alex: For christmas, me and my friends usually buy a gift each for about 200 SEK. / Alex: Then we put them in a big pile and draw one each. / Alex: You only need to buy one gift each and everyone still gets one. / Sign: Checkout ->
/ Alex: It makes for a lot less... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20071223.html |
| 014 - The Horror! | Box: Midnight. the witching hour.
/ Box: The silence of the forest is broken by the sound of running feet. / Nidde: Alex, hurry!
/ Kim: It's coming!
/ Alex: I can't go on, leave me behind! / Nidde: We're not leaving you! Run!
/ Kim: We'll never make it!
/ Alex: We're in the middle of nowhere!! / Sign:... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080106.html |
| 015 - The Joys of Hormone Treatments II | Box: I tend to get a bit ill-tempered the first few days after I've had my shot... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080113.html |
| 016 - A Packer is NOT a Chewing Toy! | Alex: Give me back my penis, you stupid cat!! / Friend 1: Ok...what the hell was that?!
/ Friend 2: It never gets dull around here. http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080120.html |
| 017 - But I Like My Beard! | Friend: ...and that way, the final boss is easier to beat. / Kid: AIIIEE, werewolf!!!
/ Alex: Huh? / Alex: Maybe it's time I shaved...
/ Kid: Mommy!!!
/ Friend: You think?
/ Box: My facial hair has gone from 'ruggedly manly' to 'neanderthal' in two weeks. http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080127.html |
| 018 - Ouch | Friend: So you finally shaved, huh?
/ Alex: It's NOT funny!!
/ Box: Shaving is way harder than the Gilette commercials make it out to be... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080203.html |
| 019 - The Joys of Hormone Treatment III | Friend: So, I notice your skin's a lot rougher now that you're on T. http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080210.html |
| 020 - Valentine's Day | Roses are red, violets are blue. Something, something. I love you / Box: I've never been particularly good at writing poems
/ Alex (thinking): Maybe I should stick to webcomics and just buy her a flower or something... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080217.html |
| 021 - 'Forbidden Siren' | *Doorbell* / Alex: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!! / Alex: Pant, pant, pant
/ Friend: Have you been playing 'Forbidden Siren' alone in the dark again? http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080224.html |
| 022 - Long Distance | - LIFE - / Box: You replenish my life-force http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080302.html |
| 023 - Passing | Gandalf: You shall not pass!!
/ Transsexual Balrog: But I really tried, with the nail-polish and all...
/ Box: Passing = A person's ability to be accepted as a member of the gender with which they identify, or which they physically present http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080309.html |
| 024 - Delivery | Boxes: Ok, so the backstory is as follows: Me and a friend of mine had ordered some...toys. As I went to pick them up from the post office, it turned out that they'd had a break-it. So I go back the following day and they tell me our box had been opened, but then tossed aside and left behind. Appearantly,... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080316.html |
| 025 - Gender Converter | Dora: Can we stop by the electronics store real quick? I need to get a gender converter. / Dora: Yeah...I know what you're thinking, and I hate to disappoint, but I meant for my computer monitor. http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080330.html |
| 026 - Intruding | Alex: Bye. Thanks for dinner. Sorry for intruding all the time.
/ Gabs: Nonsense, you're always welcome. / Alex: You know you'll regret saying that eventually, right?
/ Dora: Not at all, we love having you over. / 30 years later
/ Alex: Hello. I brought wine. What's for dinner?
/ Gabs: I thought you... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080406.html |
| 027 - GMail | Computer: You've got mail. 1 unread message. / Computer: From "girlfriend@hotmail.com" : "I went and took the STD tests today, they found...
/ Alex: Omg, omg, what did they find? Herpes? HIV?? Open inbox, open dammit!! / Computer: They found nothing wrong, so we're good to go :)
/ Alex: Phew! God dammit,... http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080413.html |
| 028 - Still Nothing | Doc: See you next time. And hey, you still haven't paid your last bill. It was due last week, you know. / Alex: Well, excuse me! But since I was promised chest surgery by winter, I was lead to believe that you people had a more liberal view on deadlines! http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080420.html |
| 029 - The Gym | Alex: Hehe, do you think that the old man is here for the abs-workout?
/ Dora: Haha, he'll drop dead within minutes, I can hardly keep up myself. / 30 minutes later...
/ Alex: Blurred....vision...heart...hurts...
/ Dora: How can she keep up? She has a cane!! http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080427.html |
| Blowjob?! | I've never worked in a bar before, so some requests seemed a bit strange
/ Customer: Hi there, pretty boy. How much for a blowjob?
/ Bartender: Relax honey, it's a drink.
/ What the hell is in a blowjob anyway?! Do I want to know? http://transmissions.comicgenesis.com/d/20080504.html |