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Nukees - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 [[Steve looks at the back of his hand]] / Steve: HRM. / [[Steve pulling at his finger]] / Steve: MRRGAAA!! / [[Steve sucking his finger]] / Steve: Well, that settles that ultimate theological question. / Jerry: What? / Steve: Hangnails: Definitive proof that god does not exist.
Nukees - Friday, March 28, 2003 [[Glory shot of a tank]] / Narrator: IN 1979, The USSR backed a military cop in Afganistan, beginning a bloody Soviet-backed regime lasting 12 years and costing two million fiercely independent Afghan lives. / [[A map of Afganistan with two troop movement arrows, one of the American flag the other of...
Nukees - Monday, March 31, 2003 Danny: Why do all the manhole covers in Berkeley always hiss, gav? / Gav: Giant python. / Danny: What? No... It is EVERYWHERE! / Gav: It's following you! / Danny: That one over there is also hissing... / Gav: Two-headed python. / Danny: and steaming? / Gav: Fire-breathing python... / Danny: King Luca!! / Luca:...
Nukees - Wednesday, April 2, 2003 [[ Gav staring up into the rain ]] / [[ Gav looking very wet ]] / [[ Suzy Gee with an umbrella, Gav without ]] / Suzy Gee: You should've seen Maryland this week. / Gav: It's been 72 Degrees since October!! It could have lasted forever!
Nukees - Friday, April 4, 2003 Suzy Gee: There's anouther departmental colloquium today, Gav. You going? / Gav: What's the main attraction? / Suzy Gee: OREOS [tm], I think. But Ive heard humors of Milanos! / Gav: OOOH! Tough call! / Gav: No go, though. I can't afford to alert any faculty that I'm still a student here. / Suzy Gee:...
 
Nukees - Monday, April 7, 2003 King Luca: What on Earth and Europa are you doing, Gav? / Gav: There's a colloquium today but I can't go in or my advisor will see me. / King Luca: Even if the free coffee and snacks quantum tunnel through the door, your head is facing the wrong way. / Gav: Actually, I'm listening to the presentation:...
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Nukees - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 [[Danny is wearing a surgical face mask, presumably to reduce risk of catching SARS.]] / Gav: Oh dear Lord, Danny! When's the last time you've even BEEN back to China? / Danny: I am from Vietnam. / Gav: It isn't even an airborne disease, you know! Even if one case WAS reported in all of California,...
Nukees - Friday, April 18, 2003 Gav: Hi Jeannie! Five hundred CC's of tritium antidote, stat, my good woman! / Jeannie: I'm assuming, and by that, I mean please don't explain, that you mean Guinness, of which, sadly, we are out. / [[Gav stands frozen]] / Farah: The barstools have all been cleared off the floor, Jeannie! Now what? / Jeannie:...
 
Nukees - Monday, April 21, 2003 Farah: He's a funny little guy, isn't he? / Jeannie: He has his moments. / Jeannie: But then he scares me sometimes... He drinks like a frat! Then he seems kinda together... but once I saw him actually crying while unconcious. / Farah: Aw! He's just sensitive! / Jeannie: Yeah, so sensitive, he goes Mount...
Nukees - Wednesday, April 23, 2003 Gav: I'm sorry! I must have blacked out prematurely. Did you say you were out of Guinness? / Jeannie: Uh... yeah. / Gav: Hm. How very disappointing. / Jeannie: Run, Farah. / Farah: Yes, ma'am! / Gav: What else do you serve? Is that one of those mass-produced American brews everyone is always talking about? / Jeannie:...
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Nukees - Friday, May 2, 2003 Gav: Ugh... I don't feel so good. I should stay home from work today. / [[Gav has been sleeping atop a desk.]] / Suzy Gee: You're AT work. / Gav: Oh yeah... Everybody ELSE go home! / Suzy Gee: Hey, what ever happened to that "Legendary Ubermune" system you go on and on about? / Gav: Great. Now I have...
 
Nukees - Monday, May 5, 2003 Gav: Danny, this department needs more giant robots. / Danny: You know, I checked out the robotics lab on my journey through the EECS department. Even they do not have as many giant robots as we do. / Gav: Steal their robots, you say? A grand idea! / Danny: That is not what I said at all! / Gav: The...
Nukees - Wednesday, May 7, 2003 [[Suzy Gee talks to herself as she primps at the mirror.]] / <> Well, now that King Luca and I are splitsville, I guess it's back to the dating scene. / [[She checks out her backside in a mirror.]] / Hm. When did that get bigger? / [[She adresses a teddy bear.]] / Well, wish me luck, Mister Calvin...
Nukees - Friday, May 9, 2003 [[Suzy Gee is in her apartment, talking on the phone while applying makeup.]] / Suzy Gee: Hello, Gav? It's Suzy. GEE! How'd you like to take me clubbing in the city? No, not a DATE!! / Suzy Gee: *sigh* Because I have no girlfriends... because I have no car... because I have no LIFE, look, do you...
Nukees - Monday, May 12, 2003 [[Suzy Gee helps Gav climb into her apartment through a window.]] / Suzy Gee: Dear lord, Gav. You know I live on the third floor?! / Gav: Not at first. We should go-- Your downstairs neighbor is calling the police. / Suzy Gee: Not just yet. I have to change. I look fat in everything. / Gav: If you look...
Nukees - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 [[While waiting for Suzy to get ready, Gav glances at a book whose title seems to be "Men are from Earth".]] / Suzy Gee: Okay, now I want to show you the pink top. You've seen it before, but that was fifteen pounds ago. / Gav: What is wrong with you, Gee? You're being such a Cathy! / Suzy Gee: Hel-LO!...
 
Nukees - Friday, May 16, 2003 Suzy Gee: Now these shoes or the ones before? / Gav: This is another trick, isn't it? These are the same shoes. / Suzy: No, the other shoes give me blisters here, here, and here. These just make me bleed here and back here. / Gav: Why don't you just buy shoes that fit? / [[Suzy Gee is wracked with...
Nukees - Monday, May 19, 2003 [[Gav examines Suzy Gee's shoe.]] / Gav: Why would you wear this torture device? Its only function is to concentrate all your body weight into squeezing your toes into a singularity. / [[He sketches out an engineering diagram of the shoe.]] / Gav: Actually, it's an impressive bit of engineering. You'd...
Nukees - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 Suzy Gee: Now what about this outfit? / Gav: You've already WORN this!! / Suzy Gee: Well... yes. But what do you think of it now? / Gav: I can't take this anymore! I have no interest in what you wear... Just pick anything! / Suzy Gee: Ugh. I look fat in anything. How can I leave the house looking like...
Nukees - Friday, May 23, 2003 Gav: Okay! Time to go!! / Suzy Gee: Oh, settle! What else were you going to do tonight? Work on your thesis? / Gav: Hey, it took me a long time to remember my research topic! / Suzy: Face it, Gav. You're NEVER getting your Ph.D. / Gav: That's not true! One day it'll happen... I see it clearly! Everyone...
Nukees - Monday, May 26, 2003 Suzy Gee: Okay, I'm ready. / Gav: Nerf! That's the outfit you were wearing when I got here! / Gav: Never mind. Let's just go while we... still... / Suzy Gee: What? / Gav: It's past midnight. By the time we drive across the bridge and circle around the city looking for parking... it'll be last call! We...
 

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