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| Attention Deficit What? | [Derek]Hey I finally have some maps!
/ [Ben/Miguel]Oooh finally! / Derek whistles / [Ben]So... Can I have them?
/ [Derek]...have what? http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=1 |
| I Dream of Poultry | What Conundrum Enterprises Members Dream About... / Horace: Flying
/ Miguel/Ben & Jimmy: Diablo 2
/ Akira/Sean: Chicken w/ Censored tag http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=2 |
| Obsession: Part 1 | [Akira/Sean]I think Miguel's been playing a little too much Diablo II...
/ [Miguel/Ben offscreen]I shall cleanse this place of the evil that encompasses it / Crash! OW! OOF! / [Ben holding dead rat]What?!? Where's my Health Potion? http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=3 |
| Obsession: Part 2 | [Miguel/Ben]I thought you didn't like Diablo II...?
/ [Akira/Sean]I didn't, but a gnome came to the door! I thought he was a Girl Scout... and he strapped me to the chair and MADE me play! Seriously! / [Ben]Yeah, dude... that wasn't sugar in your cereal, it was crack. http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=4 |
| Keep a kid off drugs | I can bug my kid's room! / I can crack some skulls! / I ... can keep a kid off drugs. http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=44 |
| Rob Dawson: Master of the Obvious! | Rob Dawson, master of the obvious... / What's that?! A murder?!?!?
/ I'll be right there! / Are you sure he's dead? / Upon careful investigation, I have decided...
/ This man was murdered! http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=45 |
| New Character! | Caitlin http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=60 |
| Pinch Me | Ow...
/ ...well, I must not be dreaming. I didn't wake up. / ...you sure? Cos I'd always be willing to try punching you again...
/ ...you know, just to help out... http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=61 |
| Distracted | This... / is why... / I haven't posted a real comic recently. http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=62 |
| Fight the pants! | what are you doing?!
/ I'm protesting the last days of summer by not wearing pants. / ... / grk! http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=64 |
| Freshman Football anyone? | Well, off to play freshman football!
/ But you're not a freshman! / No, no. I'm playing football with freshmen.
/ oh, how nice.
/ Um... yeah. / AAAAAAAAAAAAA http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=65 |
| Someone, over the rainbow | Hey guys! I actually have a girlfriend now! http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=66 |
| The Return to Castle Wol[Loading...] | Du_ / Dude, Return to Ca_ / Dude, Return to Castle Wolfenstein rul_ / Dude, Return to Castle Wolfenstein rules_
/ BCHOW http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=67 |
| It's the little things you cherish | Have you noticed how much we have changed over the course of this comic?
/ I know, we look different just about every week. / Through the years, as we've all changed, so has the way we are drawn!
/ So much has changed... / ...and yet, so little...
/ >sigh< http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=68 |
| >Spurt< | OW! / So... let me get this straight... / You did this writing? http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=69 |
| Testing the Limits | Know what? I'm sick of this 3/4 view.
/ You don't mean... / --yes, I'm going to turn my head.
/ No, don't do it! You know the artist can't handle it! / NOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=70 |
| In the beginning, there was the w3rd | You're ugly.
/ Watch what you say, I'm the artist.
/ Psh, what could you do? / Lots.
/ I hate moo.
/ You. / Moo.
/ ...damn. http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=71 |
| It would explain a lot... | Why does everything suck so bad?
/ God hates you.
/ I don't think that's it. / Actually...
/ he's right. / oh... d'oh. http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=72 |
| It's time for Adolescent Humor Time! | No fair, yours is bigger. ...and you don't even have much use for it!
/ You're just jealous. / It's even bigger than my sister's!
/ Your sister has one?
/ yeah.. / ...but, you see, it's not the size, but the power that's important.
/ True, you don't want one that will rattle around too much when things... http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=73 |
| The most deadly plague | So, God... what now? You've turned water to blood, brought locusts and plague upon the land, what's next?
/ Darkness. / Hehe...darkness... / >blink< / You're... you're kidding, right? http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=74 |
| Creativity at its best | write a comic. / >blink< / I'm this many! http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=75 |
| Expect snow in southern hell today... | Have you noticed that we haven't argued in like ... a while?
/ --duck-- / ...haha, yeah, I guess that's true! Heh..
/ Yeah, well-- / ... http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=76 |
| Please don't sue us! | Bible Cliff Notes_ / ...aah! God dammit! Blue screen of death!
/ >blip< / No, Akira. This is God. / Don't look up bibl- hey! is that a green M&Mâ„¢? I love those! / What is it about the green ones? http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=77 |
| We Stand Behind Our Products | "We Stand Behind Our Products" / ptoo
/ Hey! http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=78 |
| Happy Friggin New Year | [Happy friggin new year...] / Ben: now buzz off. / Caitlin: heheh... uh, don't mind him, folks, come back soon for new, fresh humor ... i ... hope ... http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=79 |
| drink! | iConundrum
/ drink different.
/ ...or just drink. as long as there's drinking involved. http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=80 |
| It's adolescent humor time time again! | [A Concession Stand...]
/ Concession STAND
/ "We are open and ready to serve you!" / [A fast food restaurant...]
/ Nerd: We are open and ready to serve you...
/ Customer: Umm... yeah, could you hold the pickle? / [Cheap Hotel®...]
/ (Through door)We are open and ready to serve you...
/ Umm... yeah, could... http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=81 |
| For the worried parent | [PARENTS: Does your son or daughter want that hot new videogame, Grand Theft Auto 3? Are you worried about the effects it could have on their decision-making? Well, look no further, for we have compiled a list of POSITIVE aspects to buying your child this game.] / [1. It can teach your child new ways... http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=82 |
| The joy of English | Ben: Yes! She's passing out our essays! I wonder how I did! / Ben: ...oh. / Essay:
/ Wow you're stupid
/ ...and Ugly
/ How can you look in the mirror?
/ Do you think ever?
/ Idiot
/ Stupid
/ Why are you so dumb?
/ God! You're Just so Ugly! http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=83 |
| Shower Revelations | [Ben, in towel] Okay, so bear with me here. Star Trek. Lord of the Rings--
/ [Sean] ...why are you in my house
/ [Ben] Hold on. / [Ben]Orcs, from the Rings, become Klingons in Star Trek. Elves become Vulcans. Am I right? / [Sean]...did you just get out of the shower?
/ [Ben]...yeah. / [Ben]But anyway!... http://www.confuse-me.com/confused/default.asp?id=127 |