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Krazy Kat - 1918-10-17 Ignatz: For years and years the pirates of the Spanish main were seeking pieces of eight. / Krazy: Oh gosh, oh gosh. / Ignatz: And many and many a piece of eight did they get. / Krazy: Ooy ooy / Krazy: And yet never, and never did I ever hear of them getting a whole eight.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-18 Dog: Waiter!! A hod of limburger!!! / Dog: And a pint of 'eau de cologne' / Krazy: Fastidious wretch.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-19 Krazy: Theres Mr. Sem Krane. He's so patriotic he refused to order katuffle phana kuchen for his lunch today. / Ignatz: Good for Sam. / Krazy: So he ordered potato pancakes instead.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-21 Ignatz: In the old days in England, they used to dub you knight. / Krazy: How about Spain, Ignatz? / Ignatz: Well, how about Spain? / Krazy: They had a fine dubbing system, too. / Krazy: They'd 'dub' you loon.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-22 Ignatz: What cause have I to live, Krazy? / Krazy: I don't know, Ignatz. / Krazy: How ever, Ignatz, I think I gotta good cause for dying. / Ignatz: One, on %.
 
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-23 Joe Stork: You two are making a laughing stock of yourselves. / Krazy & Ignatz: Is that so? / Joe Stork: Yes, that's so. / Krazy & Ignatz: Good!!! / Krazy & Ignatz: May it never go below Par. / Krazy: %100
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-24 Krazy: My clever brother, Mr. Krazier Kat. / Krazy: My cleverest brother, Mr. Kraziest Kat.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-25 Joe Stork: Ridiculous / Krazy: What is? / Joe Stork: All this silly brick throwing. / Krazy: Puh!! / Krazy: No two lovers attack alike, Mr. Stork!!
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-26 Krazy: Ah, a pitcher of beer / Ignatz: A glass of beer, you poor silly / Krazy: A real glass of beer, Ignatz? / Ignatz: No, only a picture, but-- / Krazy: Said I not a pitcher of beer?
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-28 Dog: Take back your ring, wretch. / Dog: And never darken my door, no more. / Krazy: Cancel this prospect, Mr. Stork. It's all off. / Joe Stork: Too bad.
 
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-29 Krazy: Stars is wonderful. / Krazy: Yet Ignatz is more wonderful.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-30 Krazy: I just knew that moon would fall down some day.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-31 Offissa Pupp: Does that mouse bother you any more, Krazy? / Krazy: Oh, no Offissa Pupp, Ignatz never bothers me no more. / Offissa Pupp: Well, I'm glad to hear that. / Offissa Pupp: If he ever does-- / Offissa Pupp: Let me know. / Krazy: L'il Mick, and Lowly.
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-01 Krazy: Lower, and lower sank the moon. / Krazy: Until it touched the ocean. / Krazy: Then a big shark came and ate it up.
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-02 Krazy: Well, L'il star, when do you commence to twinkle, heh? / Krazy: Well, commence. / Krazy: It don't seem to wanna, does it?
 
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-04 Krazy: Ahh. / Krazy: L'il disappointist.
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-05 Ignatz: That's a kettle-drum, Krazy. / Krazy: So, that's a kittle drum, heh? / Ignatz: Yes. / Krazy: And no spout on it--Mymymy.
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-06 Ignatz: Phooooy. Hey you!! / Krazy: I see.
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-07 Ignatz: Hey, what's the matter with you? / Krazy: I just seen a Spanish onion, Ignatz. / Ignatz: I just had a Spanish influenza, and I can't bear to see anything Spanish, because / maybe next time I'd get a Spanish Fandango. / Krazy: Now, I feel like a Spanish Cavalier.
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-08 Krazy: It's nine o' clock!!! / IGnatz: It is not. / Krazy: It is too nine o'clock. / Ignatz: Your watch is wrong. / Krazy: It can't be wrong, Ignatz. This watch has been nine o'clock for three years steady.
 
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-09 Ignatz: Are all cats crazy, Krazy? / Krazy: No, Ignatz. Not all cats. / Ignatz: Gosh, I had no idea there were any sane cats at all. / Krazy: Oh, one at least, Ignatz. / Krazy: Am I not a sane cat? / Ignatz: No.
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-11 Krazy: Gosh, the olden days was great, Ignatz / Ignatz: They were. / Krazy: Think of the time when a fella could spend ten nights in a barroom. / Krazy: Now he's luck if he can afford to spend ten minutes in one.
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-12 Krazy: Ideas come hard to me, Ignatz. / Ignatz: Yes. / Krazy: Especially your ideas. / Ignatz: How, my ideas, fool? / Krazy: Well, your ideas come to me in the shape of bricks, y'know. / Ignatz: Have another idea with me. / Krazy: Good idea.
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-13 Krazy: What makes the moon so light? / Ignatz: The sun. / Krazy: Oh, the sun, heh? / Ignatz: You doubt me, fool? / Krazy: No, but-- Sun's daytime, and moon's night time, y'know. / Ignatz: Just the same, the moon gets its light from the sun.
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-14 Ignatz: There's that fool cat on the other side of this fence. / Ignatz: I'll bet that got him. / Krazy: Try it again, Ignatz. You missed me.
 
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-15 Krazy: I'm just wondering, Ignatz. / Ignatz: Wondering what? / Krazy: How you'd look in furs. / Krazy: Beautiful.
Krazy Kat - 1918-11-16 Ignatz: You're pretty hard-headed, Krazy. / Krazy: Yes, I admit it. / Krazy: Y'see, Ignatz, I gotta be hard-headed. / Ignatz: Yes, so I see.
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