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Krazy Kat - 1918-09-12 Krazy: ? / Krazy: Who's going there? / Krazy: Friend or foe? / Voice: Friend!! / Krazy: Darling!!!
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-13 Dog: I'm just crazy to sell you this car, sir. / Krazy: And I'm Krazy to buy it. / Dog: Just think, only 9000 dollars. / Krazy: Only -- Just think, only -- oy. / Dog: After such an argument, Mr. Kat, how many reasons can you offer for not buying this car? / Krazy: Just an even 9000.
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-14 Ignatz: If you had two wishes, Krazy, what would you wish for? / Krazy: Ah -- let me think. / Ignatz: Money? / Krazy: No. / Ignatz: Well, what? / Krazy: I'd wish I could have three wishes instead of two.
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-16 Ignatz: That's Mr. Lark, Krazy / Krazy: So's him, heh? / Ignatz: Yes. / Krazy: What's his first name? / Ignatz: His name is hark., / Krazy: Oh, Him. Ain't he got a brother? / Ignatz: No, he's alone. / Krazy: Then what's all this I read about hark, hark the larks, heh?
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-17 Krazy: There's a fresh young 'snippersnapper', Ignatz. / Ignatz: Is he? / Krazy: Yes, he is. / Ignatz: How so? / Krazy: Well, you know Mr. Thomas Hawk? / Ignatz: Yes. / Krazy: Well, would you believe that rascal referred to him as Tommy Hawk?
 
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-18 Krazy: My love for you is wonderful, Ignatz. / Ignatz: Poo poo. / Krazy: Oh, but it is. / Ignatz: Huh, would you die for me? / Krazy: No, I wouldn't. / Ignatz: Why? / Krazy: You can't insure love, you know, Darling.
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-19 Ignatz: The late Mr. Poodil, did you say? / Krazy: The Late Mr. Poodil is what I said, Ignatz. / Ignatz: Gee, I didn't know he had died. / Krazy: He hasn't. / Ignatz: Well then, he died didn't he? / Krazy: No. / Krazy: Just late, that's all, he's lazy.
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-20 Krazy: I know them gents, Ignatz. / Ignatz: You do? / Krazy: Yes, they're a couple of 'directors'. / Ignatz: Ah-h-h, funeral tossers heh? / Krazy: Well, one of them is. / Ignatz: And what manner of director is the other? / Krazy: He's a movie director but he handles about as many death scenes as the...
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-21 Ignatz: What's that? / Krazy: I was just saying, that my friend twits. / Ignatz: Ah, he twits, in other words he likes to tease, huh? / Krazy: No, he don't. / Ignatz: Didn't you say your friend twits? / Krazy: I did. / Krazy: But because my friend 'Mr. Kanary Bird' twits, it no sign that he teases, ...
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-23 Ignatz: Run to my house and get my suspenders. Hurry!!! I can't hold 'em up much longer. / Krazy: Aye aye, sir. / Krazy: Too late!!!
 
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-24 Ignatz: You'll what? / Krazy: I said, when I die-- / Krazy: I'll haunt you. / Krazy: And remember!! / Krazy: I've got nine ghosts.
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-25 Ignatz: My what a great chance you have to be a patriot. / Krazy: How come, Ignatz, how come? / Ignatz: Just think of giving nine lives to your country. How glorious. / Krazy: I wonder would my country be satisfied with eight of them? / Krazy: So's I could get the enefit of my patriotism out of the...
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-26 Ignatz: Oh, I say, Krazy!! / Krazy: ? / Ignatz: Have you always be a kay-kay? / Krazy: What do you mean 'K.K'? / Ignatz: A Krazy Kat. / Krazy: I should say not. / Ignatz: Is it possible you've been something else? / Krazy: Once I was a Krazy Kittens, Ignatz.
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-27 Ignatz: My poor old Uncle Ratt is no more. / Krazy: How came he to his end, Ignatz? / Ignatz: Cheese / Krazy: Ah, cheese huh? / Ignatz: Yes, cheese was his undoing. / Krazy: He ate too much of it? / Krazy: No, there was a trap attached to it.
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-28 Krazy: Extra, extra! / Krazy: Eighteen lives lost. / Ignatz: Gosh, who were they? / Krazy: Two kill kitty cats. / Ignatz: Yap.
 
Krazy Kat - 1918-09-30 Krazy: A pot shot, Ignatz!!
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-01 Krazy: Aha. Mrs. Tabby kat is getting some goods delivered. / Krazy: Good, his brick knows no brother. I am alone in his eye of love. / Ignatz: Speaking of deliveries.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-02 Ignatz: Yes, Krazy, I would say that the Cohens, like the Smiths, are of one family. / Krazy: You would say that, heh, Ignatz? / Krazy: A Cohen you say, Mr. Sky Terra? / Mr. Sky Terra: Yes, Krazy, a cone, a pine cone. / Old Dog: Can't you see it's a cone, a ice cream cone. / Krazy: Oh. / Krazy: Well,...
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-03 Ignatz: For goodness sake, Krazy, don't call a 'kettle' a 'kittle'. / Krazy: What must I call a 'kittle', Ignatz? / Ignatz: Call it a 'kettle' / Krazy: A kettle? / Krazy: All right, I'll call a 'kittle' a 'kettle'.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-04 Ignatz: I have often thought, Krazy, what a misfortune it is to a needle to have an eye, and yet not be able to see. / Krazy: Yet, the misfortune could be doubles. / Ignatz: How so? / Krazy: The needle could have two eyes, Ignatz. / Krazy: Then think how cruel it would be to be a cross-eyed needle.
 
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-05 Krazy: I know a camel what went seven days without water, Ignatz. / Ignatz: Shuck, any camel can do that, fool. / Krazy: And now he don't drink at all no more. / Ignatz: Now you're trifling with the truth, Krazy. / Krazy: Dead camels don't drink, Ignatz.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-07 Krazy: Hello, is this you, Ignatz? / Ignatz: It is. / Krazy: It don't sound like you. / Ignatz: But it is. / Krazy: I got my doubt. / Krazy: Golly, so it is. / Ignatz: Hello hello hello. / Krazy: Well, as I was saying, Ignatz. / Ignatz: Yes?
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-08 Krazy: Ahh. A l'il buttercup.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-09 Krazy: I feel so ashamed, Ignatz. / Ignatz: Ashamed of what? / Krazy: I'm so nude and undressed. / Ignatz: ? / Krazy: I forgot to put on my collar. / Ignatz: Kelly!!! The brick please.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-10 Krazy: Look, Ignatz, a violet. / Ignatz: Yes, Krazy, the gentlest of flowers / Ignatz: The most modest, the most humble of its kind. / Krazy: And yet they call it a wildflower. / Ignatz: Now I'm wild.
 
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-11 Krazy: Ah, Ignatz is nigh. / Krazy: Ahh / Krazy: Ahhh / Krazy: Ahhh, l'il sharp shooter.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-12 Krazy: A kat can look for a king, can't he Ignatz? / Ignatz: You mean at a king, fool. / Krazy: For a king, Ignatz. / Ignatz: At a king, I say. / Krazy: Gosh, don't I know what I needed to make a royal flush.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-14 Krazy: If you had a dollar, and I had a dollar-- / Ignatz: Yes? / Ignatz: We'd have two dollars, wouldn't we? / Ignatz: No. / Krazy: Zero!!! / Ignatz: I'd have two dollars.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-15 Krazy: As, Will Rogers, the Oklahoma (?) would say: 'That fella wouldn't give a fish a drink if he owned Lake Erie. / Ignatz: Is that so? Why? / Krazy: Fishes don't drink.
Krazy Kat - 1918-10-16 Ignatz: See yon old maid, Krazy, how chaste she looks? / Krazy: Chased? / Krazy: You mean, unchased, don't you? / Ignatz: Chaste, I said. / Krazy: Have it your own way, Ignatz.
 

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