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Jerk Cap'n John: Arr, I be needin' a boat, b'y. / Redford: Wouldn't ye prefer some sweets, Cap'n? / Cap'n John: NO. / Redford: JERK.
Boat sold seprately Cap'n John: Yarr! An inflate-a-boat! Ye don't even know how ter work a balloon, much less an inflate-a-boat! I'll be shootin' ye in the head fer this! / Redford: Wait! / Redford: Thar be somethin' written on the side. / Redford: Boat sold separetly / Cap'n John: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Just a plane... (Sign): Boat for Sale! / Redford: Thar's a good ship! / (A plane is shown in the second panel) / Redford: Arr... That's just a plane... Now what do I do? / (Sign): It's FREE!
To arms, good sir! Redford: So ye be sayin' that this ship be free of chargeS / Broom Guy: And a crew too, mate! / Redford: Arr... I be questionin' ye... I mean that landlubber only has 1 arm. / Crew Member: What?!? He be havin' 2 arms. Look! / (The one-armed lad has somehow aquired an obviously fake arm) / One-arm: Ya, ya! I've-a got-a two fully-a workin' arms-a! And-a what do you-a have? An iron 'and? I-i say, I said "psshh, no. And-a leav 'er at that!" So you go buy-a yo'self a real hand, y'all hear? / Redford:*sniff* you're a-a meany. A big meany! Arr........ *sob*
That wench does have a stache Broom Guy: C'mon... We'll even throw in some spear and a submarine! / Redford: I don't even know of this subship ye talk of... / Redford: Yarr! A fine deal that be, ye scurvy dog! I'll be takin' it with'n no submershipadoodle. / Broom Guy: That be fine by me. It's done. / Cap'n John: Arr! Thar ye be, ye scurvy dog. I got us an inflatable boat. What's wit the landlubbers and the moustach'd wench? Been sleepin' wit sea snakes, have ye, b'y? / Redford: Arr............
 
Ye best be doin' somethin' thar! Cap'n John: Arr, ye best be pushin', b'y! PUSH! Yarr! / (The second panel shows Redford jumping on the boat) / Redford: Arr, now what?
Port means left! Broom Guy: Arr, we been travelin' fer a full day and a full night. Shouldn't we be doin' somethin'? / Cap'n John:Y-arr! Yer right! I'll check me compass. / Cap'n John: Yarr! I be gettin' it! / Cap'n John: Arr! Turn to the port side, ye scallywags!
What Suspicious green blob? The crew of pirates find themselves in Japan, land of the ninja... / Their sneaking skill were excellent, they made it far into ninja terrirtory. / It would have helped greatly if they weren't up against ninjas. It would've helped even more if they knew where they were going.
He IS late... FIRST OFF, THESE COMICS ARE NEW, AS OPPOSED TO PREVIOUS ONES WHICH WERE MADE IN 2005ISH. YOU'RE ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF THESE BUT NOT OF THE OLD ONES. EVEN I KNOW THE OLD ONES ARE BAD. / Cap'n John: Arr, wait, where are we going, b'y? / Redford: Um, I thought you knew... / Redford: Wait, where's the b'y with the broom, Cap'n? / Cap'n John: Arr, I guess we lost him... / Broom Guy is shown being led at gun point. / Gunman: Move it there, mate. I don't want to be late fer mah tea.
Actually, only one was a landlubber Cap'n John: Why be we stoppin' now, ye scallywag? / Redford: Arr, I think we should be gettin' to the nearest town so as to get a boat. / Cap'n John: Arr, we could ask them landlubbers thar. They look like they might be friendly. / Redford: Hmm... Hey, Cap'n! Maybe someone in that thar town could tell us how to get to the nearest town!
 
The Ninja said: 'Hey, wait up, guys!' Cap'n John: Arr, this place isn't half as bienvenue as the welcome sign said! / Redford: And not a bar in sight. Yarr, thish here town ain't bien venue at all. / Ninja: Random chinese-ish gibberish! / Redford, Cap'n John, Prisoner: Eek! It be a NINJA!!!
EEEE!!! And so, Cap'n John and all the rest of the pirates did what any regular pirate would have done in his case... / They ran for their lives. / They also screamed like little girls. A lot.
Taking command The pirates have taken a ship. / Cap'n John: Arr, you're under me command now, b'y. / Ship Owner: Oi, maybe you should tell me why YOU're on me ship. / Cap'n John(trailing off): Arr, well... um... we be runnin' from ninjas of sorts... tough sorts... / Ship Owner(who we will refer to as Oi guy): Oi... got it. Are those the ones? / Cap'n John(off-screen): EEP!
EEP! Ninja fight! And so, the pirates had no choice but to stand their gorund and fight the ninjas! / The pirates, having prior experience in sea combat, quickly drew the advantage by killing a couple ninjas. / As in most big fights, the Cap'ns were forced to duel.
Clichéd but epic battle It was a long and arduous fight, definitely a spectator sport, for 'twas a bttle to the death! / It was a battle of epic clichés and stereotypes. / One such cliché being that the good guy wins.
 
You need papers to own? After the fight, Oi Guy wakes up. / Oi Guy: Oi... where am I? Oi, me head hurts. / Cap'n John: Ye be on me ship and in me service, ye scallywag. / Redford: Cap'n! / Cap'n John: Arr, what's yer problem, matey? It be me ship NOW and he was already in me service. / Redford: Arr, but what are ye going ter do when SOMEONE happens across the ownership papers? / Cap'n John: Ownership papers? What are those? / Oi guy: Oi... Seriously where am I? / Redford: Yer in Disneyland, ye landlubber, we be on the Pirates o' thah Caribbean ride, so sit back and enjoy the fun, b'y.
Cap'n Cottonhead Oi Guy: Oi, Cap'n! I thought ye knew where we were goin'. Why are ye takin' a bearing? / Cap'n John: Arr, it'd be in yer bes' innerests ter shut yer noise hole. / Oi Guy: Oi, oi, oi. Don't ye have a compass, Cap'n cottonhead? / Cap'n John: Arr, I left it in me other boat...
Overcomplicated Plan That's Sure to Fail Villainous Ted: Are you sure he's the one we need? If you are, you can go back to the ship. / Ares Crew Member: I am sure, sir. / Villainous Ted: Your friend, Gerard Redford, has inherited something we need. The instructions to a map. We have sent him a note That Says you are on our ship, the HMS Ares, and we are willing to make an exchange. / Broom Guy: Arr, how do ye know he'll come fer me? / Villainous Ted: Why, my ship is known for miles because it carries the precious amazonian jewels. Pirates + treasure = he'll be there.
The Ship's Inn Redford: Arr, I recently recieved a letter. / Redford: I also got me a note. / Redford: Arr, I also got a messgae from some Admiral. / Cap'n John: Well, why didn't ye say so, matey?
Do I need to spell it out to you? Redford: Arr, I can't read this, it be in Japanese or somethin'. / Oi Guy: Oi, I heard that the HMS Ares is in town, maybe we should a-plunder her or somethin'. / Cap'n John: Arr, talk about good ideers from stupid people. / Redford: Arr, this message be from that ship, mabe someone on it knows how ter translate, Cap'n. / Cap'n John: Maybe.
 
Greg was never a good roomie Villainous Ted: Get in the hold! / Villainous Ted: Have fun guessing who your roomie is. / Broom Guy: Is it Greg Edwards?
And so it begins. N/A / N/A / And so it begins. / Cap'n John: Arr, I think we hit somethin'. Drop anchor, b'ys. B'ys?
Fight Scene The pirates had the element of surprise. / Besides, compared to ninjas, navy sailors were easy. / But they were only three against many.
So that's where the Cap'n went Defeat for the pirates seemed imminent. / Until... / Villainous Ted: PARLEY!!! / Redford: Arr, I be okay with that.
Parley isn't very funny... Captain Dullard: So we just trade our two prisoners, right? / Cap'n John: Arr, I dunno, I think our prisoner is worth more. Much more. / Captain Dullard: Well, We could give you this treasure map... / Villainous Ted: NO!!! / Cap'n John: Shut up! We'll be takin it! / Cap'n John: Arr, so it's a deal? / Captain Dollard: I-I guess so... / Broom Guy: Tell Greg I said good bye! / Redford: Wait, why do we want Broom Guy?
 

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