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| Jerk | Cap'n John: Arr, I be needin' a boat, b'y. / Redford: Wouldn't ye prefer some sweets, Cap'n?
/ Cap'n John: NO. / Redford: JERK. http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27763756 |
| Boat sold seprately | Cap'n John: Yarr! An inflate-a-boat! Ye don't even know how ter work a balloon, much less an inflate-a-boat! I'll be shootin' ye in the head fer this!
/ Redford: Wait! / Redford: Thar be somethin' written on the side. / Redford: Boat sold separetly
/ Cap'n John: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27763757 |
| Just a plane... | (Sign): Boat for Sale!
/ Redford: Thar's a good ship! / (A plane is shown in the second panel) / Redford: Arr... That's just a plane... Now what do I do?
/ (Sign): It's FREE! http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27763761 |
| To arms, good sir! | Redford: So ye be sayin' that this ship be free of chargeS
/ Broom Guy: And a crew too, mate! / Redford: Arr... I be questionin' ye... I mean that landlubber only has 1 arm.
/ Crew Member: What?!? He be havin' 2 arms. Look! / (The one-armed lad has somehow aquired an obviously fake arm)
/ One-arm: Ya, ya! I've-a got-a two fully-a workin' arms-a! And-a what do you-a have? An iron 'and? I-i say, I said "psshh, no. And-a leav 'er at that!" So you go buy-a yo'self a real hand, y'all hear?
/ Redford:*sniff* you're a-a meany. A big meany! Arr........ *sob* http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27763762 |
| That wench does have a stache | Broom Guy: C'mon... We'll even throw in some spear and a submarine!
/ Redford: I don't even know of this subship ye talk of... / Redford: Yarr! A fine deal that be, ye scurvy dog! I'll be takin' it with'n no submershipadoodle.
/ Broom Guy: That be fine by me. It's done. / Cap'n John: Arr! Thar ye be, ye scurvy dog. I got us an inflatable boat. What's wit the landlubbers and the moustach'd wench? Been sleepin' wit sea snakes, have ye, b'y?
/ Redford: Arr............ http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27763763 |
| Ye best be doin' somethin' thar! | Cap'n John: Arr, ye best be pushin', b'y! PUSH! Yarr! / (The second panel shows Redford jumping on the boat) / Redford: Arr, now what? http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27763764 |
| Port means left! | Broom Guy: Arr, we been travelin' fer a full day and a full night. Shouldn't we be doin' somethin'?
/ Cap'n John:Y-arr! Yer right! I'll check me compass. / Cap'n John: Yarr! I be gettin' it! / Cap'n John: Arr! Turn to the port side, ye scallywags! http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27763765 |
| What Suspicious green blob? | The crew of pirates find themselves in Japan, land of the ninja... / Their sneaking skill were excellent, they made it far into ninja terrirtory. / It would have helped greatly if they weren't up against ninjas. It would've helped even more if they knew where they were going. http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27763767 |
| He IS late... | FIRST OFF, THESE COMICS ARE NEW, AS OPPOSED TO PREVIOUS ONES WHICH WERE MADE IN 2005ISH. YOU'RE ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF THESE BUT NOT OF THE OLD ONES. EVEN I KNOW THE OLD ONES ARE BAD. / Cap'n John: Arr, wait, where are we going, b'y?
/ Redford: Um, I thought you knew... / Redford: Wait, where's the b'y with the broom, Cap'n?
/ Cap'n John: Arr, I guess we lost him... / Broom Guy is shown being led at gun point.
/ Gunman: Move it there, mate. I don't want to be late fer mah tea. http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27763772 |
| Actually, only one was a landlubber | Cap'n John: Why be we stoppin' now, ye scallywag?
/ Redford: Arr, I think we should be gettin' to the nearest town so as to get a boat. / Cap'n John: Arr, we could ask them landlubbers thar. They look like they might be friendly. / Redford: Hmm... Hey, Cap'n! Maybe someone in that thar town could tell us how to get to the nearest town! http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27763773 |
| The Ninja said: 'Hey, wait up, guys!' | Cap'n John: Arr, this place isn't half as bienvenue as the welcome sign said! / Redford: And not a bar in sight. Yarr, thish here town ain't bien venue at all. / Ninja: Random chinese-ish gibberish!
/ Redford, Cap'n John, Prisoner: Eek! It be a NINJA!!! http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27763774 |
| EEEE!!! | And so, Cap'n John and all the rest of the pirates did what any regular pirate would have done in his case... / They ran for their lives. / They also screamed like little girls. A lot. http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27763776 |
| Taking command | The pirates have taken a ship.
/ Cap'n John: Arr, you're under me command now, b'y.
/ Ship Owner: Oi, maybe you should tell me why YOU're on me ship. / Cap'n John(trailing off): Arr, well... um... we be runnin' from ninjas of sorts... tough sorts...
/ Ship Owner(who we will refer to as Oi guy): Oi... got it. Are those the ones? / Cap'n John(off-screen): EEP! http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27766956 |
| EEP! Ninja fight! | And so, the pirates had no choice but to stand their gorund and fight the ninjas! / The pirates, having prior experience in sea combat, quickly drew the advantage by killing a couple ninjas. / As in most big fights, the Cap'ns were forced to duel. http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27766958 |
| Clichéd but epic battle | It was a long and arduous fight, definitely a spectator sport, for 'twas a bttle to the death! / It was a battle of epic clichés and stereotypes. / One such cliché being that the good guy wins. http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27766959 |
| You need papers to own? | After the fight, Oi Guy wakes up.
/ Oi Guy: Oi... where am I? Oi, me head hurts.
/ Cap'n John: Ye be on me ship and in me service, ye scallywag.
/ Redford: Cap'n! / Cap'n John: Arr, what's yer problem, matey? It be me ship NOW and he was already in me service.
/ Redford: Arr, but what are ye going ter do when SOMEONE happens across the ownership papers? / Cap'n John: Ownership papers? What are those?
/ Oi guy: Oi... Seriously where am I?
/ Redford: Yer in Disneyland, ye landlubber, we be on the Pirates o' thah Caribbean ride, so sit back and enjoy the fun, b'y. http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27766963 |
| Cap'n Cottonhead | Oi Guy: Oi, Cap'n! I thought ye knew where we were goin'. Why are ye takin' a bearing?
/ Cap'n John: Arr, it'd be in yer bes' innerests ter shut yer noise hole. / Oi Guy: Oi, oi, oi. Don't ye have a compass, Cap'n cottonhead?
/ Cap'n John: Arr, I left it in me other boat... http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27775170 |
| Overcomplicated Plan That's Sure to Fail | Villainous Ted: Are you sure he's the one we need? If you are, you can go back to the ship.
/ Ares Crew Member: I am sure, sir. / Villainous Ted: Your friend, Gerard Redford, has inherited something we need. The instructions to a map. We have sent him a note That Says you are on our ship, the HMS Ares, and we are willing to make an exchange. / Broom Guy: Arr, how do ye know he'll come fer me?
/ Villainous Ted: Why, my ship is known for miles because it carries the precious amazonian jewels. Pirates + treasure = he'll be there. http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27779977 |
| The Ship's Inn | Redford: Arr, I recently recieved a letter. / Redford: I also got me a note. / Redford: Arr, I also got a messgae from some Admiral.
/ Cap'n John: Well, why didn't ye say so, matey? http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27779978 |
| Do I need to spell it out to you? | Redford: Arr, I can't read this, it be in Japanese or somethin'. / Oi Guy: Oi, I heard that the HMS Ares is in town, maybe we should a-plunder her or somethin'.
/ Cap'n John: Arr, talk about good ideers from stupid people. / Redford: Arr, this message be from that ship, mabe someone on it knows how ter translate, Cap'n.
/ Cap'n John: Maybe. http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27779979 |
| Greg was never a good roomie | Villainous Ted: Get in the hold! / Villainous Ted: Have fun guessing who your roomie is. / Broom Guy: Is it Greg Edwards? http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27784199 |
| And so it begins. | N/A / N/A / And so it begins.
/ Cap'n John: Arr, I think we hit somethin'. Drop anchor, b'ys. B'ys? http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27784200 |
| Fight Scene | The pirates had the element of surprise. / Besides, compared to ninjas, navy sailors were easy. / But they were only three against many. http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27784201 |
| So that's where the Cap'n went | Defeat for the pirates seemed imminent. / Until... / Villainous Ted: PARLEY!!!
/ Redford: Arr, I be okay with that. http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27784205 |
| Parley isn't very funny... | Captain Dullard: So we just trade our two prisoners, right?
/ Cap'n John: Arr, I dunno, I think our prisoner is worth more. Much more. / Captain Dullard: Well, We could give you this treasure map...
/ Villainous Ted: NO!!!
/ Cap'n John: Shut up! We'll be takin it! / Cap'n John: Arr, so it's a deal?
/ Captain Dollard: I-I guess so...
/ Broom Guy: Tell Greg I said good bye!
/ Redford: Wait, why do we want Broom Guy? http://pic1.piczo.com/lego-pirate/?g=27786871 |
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