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| This is too much enjoyment for people to have in public. | Ian enjoys getting punched in the face. / Perhaps a little too much. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-31.html |
| The tragic downfall of a once proud creature. | KoKo is not enjoying life right now. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-32.html |
| Dietary habits of the majestic bicycle: Part II. | As scavengers, this breed of European Hybrid Bicycles will often feed on the remains of food left by larger, more primitive animals. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-33.html |
| You should see how psyched he gets for dinner. | Chazz is very enthusiastic about lunch. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-34.html |
| Free gift of salvation with ten dollar purchase. | Andy was surprised to discover that the Second Coming would be in doll form. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-35.html |
| Dissenter identified. Elimination in progress. | Judy has made blasphemous remarks about the Great Leader. / She will not be able to outrun the hunter-seeker droids. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-36.html |
| His high-tech camouflage was no match for us. | Trevor thinks he is being inconspicuous, but he is not fooling anyone. / His vast crimes against humanity will not be left unpunished. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-37.html |
| Here's something you don't learn about in health class. | Gary was surprised when he discovered that he was not the father. / He was more surprised when the King of the Slime Creatures emerged from the sewers to claim the new heir to his throne. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-38.html |
| Fond memories of my childhood. | When I was a young boy, my friend and I had a contest in the neighborhood stream to see who could hold his breath underwater the longest. I held my breath for about two minutes, which I thought was pretty good. But about ten minutes into his attempt, I got bored and went home. / I wonder whatever... http://citrussoldier.com/comic-39.html |
| Don't trust the children. | Now that the other two were distracted, Todd could set his sinister plan into motion. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-40.html |
| Libiamo ne' lieti calici! | The youth of today is very passionate about the opera. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-41.html |
| On money and happiness. | Our neighbors were quite wealthy, but my family, poor as we were, had something that their money could never buy: / The severed head of their precious poodle. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-42.html |
| Strangely, though, he doesn't mind the collar and leash. | The dog later successfully sued the woman for sexual harassment. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-43.html |
| From the school of quadriplegic dentistry. | George is making fantastic strides in the art of no-hands flossing. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-44.html |
| Advances in medical technology. | Raymond is excited for his prosthetic implant surgery. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-45.html |
| A lesson in gravity. | Rachel quickly realized that she probably should have worn a parachute. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-46.html |
| Regeneration. | The tail of most lizards has the ability to grow back if it is removed. / This apparently doesn't work with the appendages of my younger siblings. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-47.html |
| Sing a sea shanty for a ship. | She was a fine vessel, and the love of my life. / Unfortunately the state of Maine does not yet recognize marriages between a man and his ship. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-48.html |
| How to ensure you get a raise. | Kent was pleased with all the blackmail footage he was obtaining. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-49.html |
| Unplugged. | It turns out that plug was connected to Grandma's life support system. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-50.html |
| Secrets of the Forest. | Everyone has that special place in the woods where they like to go to relax. / To reflect. / To spread the charred remains of their victims. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-51.html |
| Hats off to our new leaders. | The infestation was quick, and painful. / The time had come for the hats to rule the world. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-52.html |
| Arrow persuasion. | The Smiths were determined to get Billy out of that tree. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-53.html |
| Ugly on the outside, but has a great personality. | During her rebellious teenage years, she painted all of her walls black and experimented with asbestos. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-54.html |
| It really enhances the taste of bamboo. | Sun-Sun is having one hell of an acid trip. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-55.html |
| Struck by the Sublime | When I reached the top of the canyon, I was struck by its sublime beauty. / When I reached the bottom, I was struck by a car. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-56.html |
| Why do people keep uploading bicycle pictures Part III. | Having found suitable hosts, this parasitic breed of bicycle can now survive for months in the barren climate of the Midwestern US. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-57.html |
| My God this is good soup. | Ned adds the final ingredient to the soup. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-58.html |
| Speed squirrel. | Travis needs a little pick-me-up to get started in the morning. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-59.html |
| Inform the Rebel Leaders! | During the final battle, Mitch was distraught to discover that his gun was actually just a plastic replica. http://citrussoldier.com/comic-60.html |