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| #001 - pea wiggle | [[Eve is inside, washing Olly's Organic's display glass]] / Man: Excuse me... / Eve: Wait. Wait. We're closing in 5 minutes. Will this take longer than 5 minutes?
/ Man: Of course not. / [[The man starts pulling a package from his bag]]
/ Man: ...So long as you won't give me trouble about returning... http://octopuspie.com/2007/05/14/001-pea-wiggle/ |
| The break-up | Eve: Grumble grumble. Your FACE is misleading. That's what I'll say next time.
/ < http://octopuspie.com/2007/05/16/002-the-break-up/ |
| The Craig list | Eve's mom: So with James gone, I guess you'll need a roommate after all, huh?
/ Eve: I guess so. Thanks to YOU for coaxing him on. / Eve's mom: Well good, because I found you someone on the Craig list and she can move in right away. / Eve: MOM!! Are you insane? That site's full of pedos! REAL-LIFE pedos!
/ Eve's... http://octopuspie.com/2007/05/21/05-21-2007-005-the-craig-list/ |
| Pre-school reunion | < http://octopuspie.com/2007/05/23/005-pre-school-reunion/ |
| Diplomatic stance | Hanna: Totally honest, Eve, I've never lived in such a nice apartment before. You wouldn't believe some of the shitholes I've settled for since college. / Hanna: I think you'll find I take a very diplomatic stance on roommate issues. What's yours is mine, know what I mean, Eve?
/ Eve: Oh God. In here,... http://octopuspie.com/2007/05/25/006-diplomatic-stance/ |
| Manuel | [[Eve and her cat look at each other]] / Eve: Manuel, there you are! My only friend. / Eve: Why do I let people do this to me? I need to get away from everyone. / Eve: Or maybe... I need to try being a little easier to get along with. / Eve: Yeah... That'll happen. / Eve: Screw it. Who needs people,... http://octopuspie.com/2007/05/28/007-manuel/ |
| Blood oranges | < http://octopuspie.com/2007/05/30/008-blood-oranges/ |
| The bed store OR Mr. Pedals | Eve: You know you can sleep in a BED, right Hanna?
/ Hanna: Uhh, yeah. I still need to bring it here. / Eve: Where is it? / Hanna: I don't fuckin' know... The bed store?
/ Eve: Hah. / [[Eve steps outside]] / [[Eve stares in shock]] / Eve: Mr. Pedals...? http://octopuspie.com/2007/06/01/009-the-bed-store-or-mr-pedals/ |
| Combos | Hanna: Yo roomie, we got any combos? I'm trying to make a salad, and-- / [[Hanna stares]] / [[Hanna looks at Eve, who's lying in fetal position]] / Hanna: Hey... Is y'all alright?
/ Eve: My bike... Stolen from me like a tenspeed ship in the night. / Hanna: Ooh, that's a pisser. But hey, you can stay... http://octopuspie.com/2007/06/04/010-combos/ |
| Bong-o-fury | Hanna: Mmph... C'mon, Eve, you can get a new bike. Don't take it so hard. / Hanna: Chill here for a second, okay? I've got just the thing for you. / [[Eve looks like she's about to cry]] / Eve: Something needs to be done. This agression will not STAND. / Hanna: Now, my BEST shit is still on back-order,... http://octopuspie.com/2007/06/06/011-bong-o-fury/ |
| Bicycle rights management | Eve: For too long I've been victim to a society of grubby MENACES! No longer will they steal my property and my dignity. / Eve: It's time for a little... / Eve: Bicycle rights management! / Store clerc: Twenty-four fifty. / Eve: Oh, um. Shit. You take credit, right?
/ Store clerc: I'll need two forms... http://octopuspie.com/2007/06/08/012-bicycle-rights-management/ |
| Welding freedom | [[Hanna is smoking]] / Hanna: So... Doin' that, huh? / Eve: I am welding FREEDOM. / Eve: What you see before you is the onset of a bicycle revolution. A world without limit. / [[Hanna looks at the bike]] / Hanna: Oh, dude. Give it a handlebar.
/ Eve: Yeah? I don't know, it's already over 80 poun... http://octopuspie.com/2007/06/11/013-welding-freedom/ |
| Impossible to steal | Hanna: Ah, there you are. Give up entirely?
/ Eve: Hardly! My new bike is finished! And it's impossible to steal. / Eve: This baby is wired from seat to wheel with state-of-the-art security. It starts collecting data on you the minute you so much as GLANCE at it. / Eve (from outside the panel): If the... http://octopuspie.com/2007/06/13/014-impossible-to-steal/ |
| octopus pie: not your mom's grumpy internet hipster comic | Mark: Look, Olly, I know things are okay. You don't have to convince ME. The guys, well...
/ Olly: .. have no faith in me. / Mark: They... We just need to hear something good. Anything good. I don't know how else to say it, Olly.
/ Olly: But see, Mark, I was GETTING to that. / Olly: Aww, man, we're gonna... http://octopuspie.com/2007/09/21/049-getting-to-that/ |
| #050 - a hero, a legend | [[Inside a store-room. Eve sits nursing her thumb]]
/ Julie: Can I get you anything else, Eve? You want some more ice?
/ Eve: I'm fine, Julie.
/ Julie: But if you need any--
/ Eve: Please. I'm fine. / [[Julie and Jacob, opening boxes]]
/ Jacob: Christ, is she still nursing that scratch?
/ Julie: It's not... http://octopuspie.com/2007/09/24/050-a-hero-a-legend/ |
| octopus pie: not your mom's grumpy internet hipster comic | [[Olly leaning out of office, Ning, Jacob and Julie surrounded by boxes]]
/ Olly: Ning. My office. Now. / Julie: Uh-oh.
/ Julie: Olly's not using verbs.
/ Jacob: Looks like your hero's in need of saving. / [[Ning leaning into Olly's office, with his back to her]]
/ Ning: Olly? Is everything all right?
/ Olly:... http://octopuspie.com/2007/09/26/051-locked/ |
| Broken up forever | James (from outside the frame): And I mean, the fact is that billions of universes exist where Eve and I AREN'T dating. We mainly exist to be broken up forever, y'know? / James: And like, you can totally apply that to life and death. Everything's just a blip on the radar. Sometimes I'll just sit for... http://octopuspie.com/2007/05/18/10/ |
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