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| Great Balls of Fire | My Balls Are On Fire http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=0 |
| Suicidal Fruit | Eat Me http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=1 |
| It Burns! | AHH IT BURNS!
/ Is it just me...or is it heating up?
/ Global warming dude http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=2 |
| Tobacco's Plan | And once the humans are dead, then we can take over the world / WOOO
/ YEAH http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=3 |
| Punting Contest | 17th Annual Hampster Punting Contest / POW / EEP! http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=4 |
| Chuck You | Chuck You! http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=5 |
| Operation Cat Drop | I wanna see if you really land on your feet http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=6 |
| Mosquitto Frat | CHUG
/ CHUG
/ CHUG http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=7 |
| Shark Games | HELP!!! / I'd play you in rock paper scissors for it...but neither of us have hands http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=8 |
| Beached Whale | Pardon me Miss, you wouldn't happen to know where the nearest ocean is would you? http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=9 |
| Cruel Ants | HA. He can't even lift five times his body weight! / Put you back into it weakling! http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=10 |
| Mr. Viking's First Day | Fear us!!! We have come to burn your women and rape your crops...i mean burn you crops and rape your women... / Sorry...first day / It's ok, it's ok http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=11 |
| Russian Johns | What the?!
/ Another little port-a-potty?! http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=12 |
| A Sweet Reminder | Great. I finally get a candy bar, and it had to be that one. http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=13 |
| Hello I'm a Cartoonist | Hi...
/ I'm the guy who write this cartoon...
/ Since it's now in its third week I thought I'd introduce myself...
/ As you probably have already guessed, I'm a crazy white boy...
/ My pen is too big...
/ This strip is about things that usually me ME laugh that I couldn't do or see in real life without the... http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=14 |
| Corporation Deathmatch 1 | Corporation Deathmatch 1 / Apple vs. Windows / Shut up fruit! / I will break you http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=15 |
| Cactus Tragedy | Global Warming Zone / Pif!... http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=16 |
| I Wanna Go Down Now | I wanna go down now http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=17 |
| Desperate White Bear | Will work for food / ? http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=18 |
| Lil' Entreprenuer | Cold beer 50 cents / But daddy, the lemonade wasn't selling!!! http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=19 |
| The Boy Who Cried Terrorist | Terrorist!!!
/ Terrorist!!!
/ Ahhhhhh!!!
/ Just kidding folks!!! http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=20 |
| Made With Love | Extra Special Brownies 25 cents http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=21 |
| First Contact | Well Houston...I've got some good news and some bad news. We finally made contact with an alien life form. But we...uh...sort of hit it... http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=22 |
| Satan's Gymshoes | The Locker / What is that gad awful smell?
/ It's not me!
/ ?
/ ?
/ OH!!! / 666 / Don't open it! / Ew it's just some kids shoes / NO spare me, evil spirits of locker 666 http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=23 |
| Pencil Pusher | My pencil is too big http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=24 |
| Steak Knives | Mommy can you cut up my meat? http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=25 |
| Pushy Lolly | Suck me http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=26 |
| Accorn of Death | I'm a huntin' squirrels / Flick...ssss.... / sss...E? / THUMP!!! http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=27 |
| Goats | Bottomless pit. Beware of goats http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=28 |
| Grim 4th | Goodbye cruel world!!
/ I wont let those people get some sick enjoyment out of my death / But today's the 4th of July!!! / So you're committing suicide? / Do it wuss... http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=29 |