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Oops -Panel 1- / Satan: Gah! / -Panel 4- / Satan: FUUUUUCK!
Ow -Panel 1:- / /THUD/ / -Panel 2- / Satan: Ow. Ow. Ow. OW. / Satan: ... I think I got away from-- / -Panel 3- / /BASHI/
Wake up, Marusu -Panel 1- / Satan: FUCK!!! / -Panel 2- / Marusu: (What the...?) / -Panel 3- / Marusu: (What was that?)
Satan's voice -Panel 2- / Marusu: (... That's Satan's voice) / -Panel 4- / //Makira's phone rings//
Roll out -Panel 1- / Makira: Marusu, I presume? / Marusu: Can you see what's going on near campus? / Makira: Yeah, looks like a church blew up. / Marusu: That happens. I thought I heard Satan's voice, though. / -Panel 3- / Makira: Yes, that would be the apparent source of the explosion. / Marusu: WHAT?! / Makira: Pretty sure it wasn't deliberate; looks like there's a demon after him. / Marusu: Great. Is he in trouble? / Makira: I can't tell for sure. / -Panel 4- / Marusu: Go after him and make sure he's all right. I'll be there in a few minutes. / Makira: Got it!
 
Running -Panel 1- / Iapetus: Run all you want! / Satan: (Shit!) / -Panel 4- / Iapetus: It'll just make it easier to kill you when your energy runs out!
Revenge -Panel 1- / Iapetus: We've waited six long months for revenge, Satan! / /CRUNCH/ / -Panel 2- / Iapetus: ... I've been waiting six months to kill you! / Iapetus: Now this... / -Panel 3- / Iapetus: ... is for our queen!!
He~re she comes to save the day! -Panel 2- / /SNAP/ / -Panel 3- / /krik/ / //Satan twists his ankle and falls// / -Panel 4- / Satan: AAGH! / -Panel 5- / Makira: All right? / Satan: Urrg... / Iapetus: ...
Not dead yet -Panel 1- / Iapetus: What, just your friend? / Iapetus: She's smaller than you... / -Panel 2- / Satan: Makira... / Satan: EXTREMELY glad to see you... / -Panel 3- / Makira: And you, Satan! Glad to see you're not dead, that is. / -Panel 4- / Makira: What's the matter? / Makira: Why don't you just transform and kick his arse? / Satan: I can't because the moon's full! / -Panel 5- / Satan: As long as the moon's full, the air is full of Kuulucane. / Satan: It interferes with my atma and I can't use any spells. / -Panel 6- / Iapetus: (She doesn't even seem scared...)
Useless -Panel 1- / Makira: So you're useless now, in short! / Satan: Don't call me useless! / -Panel 2- / Makira: Marusu will be here soon... / -Panel 3- / Iapetus: ?! / Makira: ... tell him I'll take care of the demon myself!! / -Panel 4- / //FIRE!//
 
Wind type! -Panel 2- / //Iapetus uses Wind to push back Makira's Fire spell// / -Panel 3- / Makira: (...Wind type!!) / -Panel 4- / //She dodges the deflected Fire// / -Panel 5- / Makira: (Wind types are good at fleeing. They're weak against Fire.) / Makira: (So... he can't take my attacks head-on...) / -Panel 6- / Makira: (Then I'll hit him with something he can't throw back!)
Dodged it -Panel 1- / Makira: (... dodged it) / -Panel 2- / Makira: (All right, then...) / -Panel 3- / Makira: (Let's see you avoid THIS!!)
All right? -Panel 2- / Marusu [OP]: All right, Satan? / -Panel 3- / Satan: I'm fine. Makira said she's got this one. / Marusu: I guessed. What happened?
A bit mad -Panel 1- / Satan: That mission we went to in Rigel a while back... / Satan: He's one of the demons from that colony. / Satan: Their queen died after we left, so... they're a bit mad... / -Panel 2- / Marusu: But we were only there to investigate; we didn't do anything but ask questions / Satan [OP]: I tried telling Iapetus that, but he doesn't seem to care. / -Panel 3- / Satan: THEY think we poisoned their queen or something. / Satan: They basically decided only one person needs to die in return. / Satan: He didn't say why they picked me... / -Panel 4- / Marusu: ... wait a minute. / Marusu: IAPETUS? Your classmate. / -Panel 5- / Satan: Uh, yeah. Surprise... / Satan: Turns out he was a demon in disguise.
Evade -Panel 2- / Iapetus: What the FUCK?!?
 
Hurry! -Panel 1- / Makira: (Almost got him!!) / Makira: (Wind manifestors use teleportation spells; I have to kill him before he runs away!) / -Panel 2- / /fuu~/ / -Panel 3- / Iapetus: (DAMNIT!) / Iapetus: (I should have set a warp point back there...) / -Panel 4- / Iapetus: (Stupid, stupid! This damn spell takes so long!) / -Panel 5- / Makira: (GOT YOU, FUCKER!!)
EEK! -Panel 2- / Iapetus: (EEK!) / -Panel 3- / Iapetus: (I'm going to die!!)
Safe! -Panel 1- / Iapetus: (...) / -Panel 2- / Iapetus: (... I'm safe...?) / Iapetus: (My magick... I made it in time...) / -Panel 3- / /POUND/ / -Panel 4- / Makira: SON OF A BITCH!! I wasn't fast enough! / Makira: Just another inch and I would have had him... / -Panel 5- / Marusu: It can't be helped. Wind demons are fast and their magick usage is perfect. / Makira: No excuse! He shouldn't have gotten away! / //Makira sticks her tongue out at Marusu// / /BIIII~/ / Marusu: As if he would have stayed put and died...
Head home -Panel 1- / Marusu: Let's just head home for now. / Marusu: I'll report this to Lieutenant Bayer in the morning. / -Panel 2- / Makira [OP]: Do we need to get the address of the church? / Marusu [OP]: I'll get it when I go in tomorrow. / -"Panel" 4- / Satan: (Why...?)
SATAN!! -Panel 5- / Orian [uh... his hand is in the panel]: SATAN!!
 
Mornin' -Panel 1- / Satan: (...?) / -Panel 2- / Orian: Mornin'. / -Panel 4- / Orian: You look tired. / Orian: Have something to do with that demon-sighting last night? / Satan: You could say that? / -Panel 5- / Orian: Don't tell me you got a hush-order already. / Satan: I'll tell you later, Orian... / Satan: Let me sleep before Pherkad gets here, right? / -Panel 6- / Orian: Uh-huh... / Orian: You know where Iapetus is? / Orian: He was gonna proof-read my History paper...
There will be a quiz -Panel 1- / Orian: You want to check my paper for me? / Satan: History's not my forté... / Orian: Not mine, either. / Satan: ... what's it about? / -Panel 2- / Orian: The start of the war. / Orian: I went from the stand-point that the humans deserved it. / -Panel 3- / Orian: My paper covers the pollution and animal-abuse going on at the time. / -Panel 4- / Satan: You think a whole race deserves to die because a bunch of them did something stupid? / Orian: The paper doesn't argue that the attack was justified, it just presents based on that presumption. / Orian: That was the assignment. / -Panel 5- / Satan: Must have been tough to write. / Satan: I can look over the grammar and stuff, but you should ask someone else about the material. / Satan: I don't think I can offer an unbiased opinion. / Orian: Mm...
Teacher's here -Panel 1- / //Professor Pherkad enters// / Pherkad: Take your seats, everyone! / -Panel 2- / Pherkad [OP]: Is there anyone who didn't do the assignment? / Orian: I'll give you the paper after class. / -Panel 3- / Pherkad: No one, then... / Pherkad: That's good; you're all keeping up! / /SCOOT/ / -Panel 4- / Pherkad: Now then...
Your mum draws comics! -Panel 1- / Pherkad: Did anyone do this week's extra credit project? / //The students speaking are all off-panel// / Student 'A': Yes. / Student 'B': I did. / Student 'That one whiny git in every class who thinks the teacher give a fuck if they claim to not have had time to do an assignment. You still failed, dumbarse': I didn't have time! / Student 'Still thinks "your mum" jokes are funny': That's what YOUR MUM said! / Student 'whiny git above': Shut up! / Student 'C': We did it. / -Panel 2- / Pherkad: Get your reports ready to hand in. Today's lesson is going to cover the basic principle of that project. / -Panel 3- / Pherkad [OP]: We're going over the formula for applying force using magick. / Pherkad [OP]: The equation for force, everyone? / Class: F = MA! / -Panel 4- / Satan: I already know this... good night! / Orian: Right~
Prepare for exposition! -Panel 1- / Orian: .... heeheeheehee / Satan: What? / -Panel 2- / Orian: You know the material, but you suck at it in real life! / Satan: SHUT IT! / //Panels 3 and 4 transition to Marusu's location// / -Panel 5- / Marusu: (Great, we don't get any assignments until we find Iapetus.) / Marusu: (Which means we don't get PAID until we find Iapetus...) / -Panel 6- / Marusu: (What a load of bollocks...) / Marusu: (He probably WENT HOME, seeing as he's a Wind Demon and all.) / Marusu: (They're social; they won't even send him back without reinforcements.)
 
Swordy swordy~ -Panel 1- / Marusu: (Oh, I almost forgot!) / -Panel 2- / Marusu: (I need to give Satan's sword back to him before he gets in trouble again.) / -Panel 3- / Marusu: (Damn, I should have caught him before his class...) / Marusu: (I won't see him again until tomorrow.) / -Panel 5- / Marusu: (Bloody irresponsible...) / Marusu: (He's near useless without it when he can't transform.) / Marusu: (Last thing he needs is to be leaving it around.)
Oooh, drama~ //The first few panels are silent when Marusu notices Vina and walks away in the opposite direction// / -Panel 4- / Vina: (Now then...) / -Panel 5- / Vina: (Whom should I start with...?)
Rants in Satan's pants //The katakana character says 'ta'. I used katakana for the sound effect because it looked stupid in roman characters// / -Panel 3- / Makira: (I'm going to be late!) / Makira: (Professor Alberio's going to kill me!) / -Panel 4- / Makira: (Damn that Satan! I lose so much sleep because of him!) / Makira: (Why can't he stay out of trouble?)
She might kick his arse anyway //The text on this page is not limited to any panel. Also, the katakana 'ta's are back because they still look stupid in roman characters// / Makira: (He's not a rookie or anything and I've had to watch out for him since he joined our squad!) / Makira: (Marusu said his old leader had a lot of complaints about him getting himself into trouble.) / Makira: (... and disappearing without leave randomly.) / Makira: (I like Satan and all but I swear I'm going to kick his arse the next time I have to save it.) / /pat/ / //'haa haa' is my attempt at a breathy-heavy sound effect. DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME//
In his dreams -Panel 1- / Makira: (Augh... so tired...) / -Panel 2- / /FHUMP/ / //Makira bumps into Vina// / -Panel 3- / Makira: (Ahh?) / -Panel 4- / Vina: Why, Makira! I always knew you'd fall for my charms some day! / Makira: I thought I felt a chill...
 

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